Meta is working on an AI clone of Mark Zuckerberg, so people can chat online with 'him'. That's no use to me now. I've been permanently banned from Facebook for antisemitism.
Jewish theverydevilhimself (2) · 13-04-2026 2001So there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it and poof appears the genie! The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted. Then the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted. Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes." So the white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
Racist supergalley 🥈 (104) · 13-04-2026 0122Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
LGBTQ4KHDTV+ etc supergalley 🥈 (104) · 13-04-2026 0119I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
Racist supergalley 🥈 (104) · 13-04-2026 0117Once on holiday we came across this enormous cave with a double entrance that the locals never named. People were not happy when I christened it the Black Man's Nostrils.
Racist Htaxu (2) · 13-04-2026 2153I was browsing OnlyFans when a new woman's profile was recommended to me - "Satan's Whore" "Fucking Hell, Kamala is on OnlyFans now ?"
Political Htaxu (2) · 13-04-2026 1944What do you do if you go downstairs at night and see your TV floating in midair? Shoot the black man.
Racist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (323) · 13-04-2026 1724A guy comes home from work to find his girlfriend in a fit of rage trashing all of his belongings, so he asks her what's wrong, she says "someone told me that you're a paedophile" the guy smiles and says, "my my, that's a big word for a twelve-year-old!"
Pedophile Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (323) · 13-04-2026 1722Two syphilli are hanging from a cliff. One turns to the other and says "Looks like we're a gonner here."
Disease/Illness Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (323) · 13-04-2026 1720I love watching snooker on the telly. My highest break is 131. Red-Green-Red.
Sports Squeaky 🥉 🥉 (514) · 13-04-2026 0917Helen Keller walks into a bar. Tthen a table. Then a chair
Blind/Partially Sighted supergalley 🥈 (104) · 13-04-2026 0118