My wife told me the cat had to be chipped. Well I only had a 9 iron but I still got it over the shed...
spike125 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2690) · 13-10-2026 0537Not sure why everyone is so upset about RJ Mitte... He's a terrible actor, all he did in Breaking Bad was mumble his lines.
Celebrity Death mrjayhey (227) · 13-10-2026 1157I just heard an old black joke on the radio. Mel B.
Why does cum taste like bleach? To remind women to clean the house after they suck our dicks.
Sexist › Domestic Roles Domestic Roles ianwatkins (2215) · 13-10-2026 1549A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards. That's right, the steaks were getting high...
spike125 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2690) · 13-10-2026 1035I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't even crack. That's because concrete is really hard.
Silly Stallion (1686) · 13-10-2026 1158I got mugged in an alleyway last night. As I was laid flat out and barely conscious,the bastard poured soy sauce over me. Talk about Kikkoman while he's down!
Crime › Assault Assault Squeaky (2128) · 13-10-2026 0732Four people have been arrested after a gang rape behind a Swindon doctor's surgery. When asked for comment, the woman replied, "They say bad luck usually comes in threes, but this time it was four.... and all over my face."
In The News mrjayhey (227) · 13-10-2026 2054What do you call a black kid with a shovel? About two hundred quid
Racist › Apartheid Dark Apartheid Dark LennysCrevasse (1575) · 13-10-2026 0700Why aren't British schoolkids revolting like their French counterparts? I'm gonna say daily showering and not eating garlic snails.
Racist › Classic Stereotypes Classic Stereotypes theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥇 (3940) · 13-10-2026 2243Teacher: "Now kids, who can name every London Underground station??" Little Jonny: "Yes Miss. The floor is sticky, there's gonna be several tramps stinking of piss in the gangways. The toilets are always full of bangers & mash. The trains are usually late and the brown people on the platforms outnumber the whites by ten to one"
Racist › Colourist Jokes Colourist Jokes LennysCrevasse (1575) · 13-10-2026 1832An old couple are sitting on the porch: "Do you remember when you used to hold my hand?", she asked. He reached over and took her hand. "Do you remember when you used to kiss me ", she asked. He leaned over and gently kissed her cheek. "And do you remember when you used to nibble my ear?". At this the old boy gets up and begins to shuffle back into the house. "Where are you going?", exclaimed the woman. He replied, "To get my teeth"!!
spike125 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2690) · 13-10-2026 0704Billionaire Michael Dell hits out at trolls who mocked his wife Susan's looks during White House appearance. I would find it hard to saddle her up.
Wife ponga (497) · 13-10-2026 1020The whole world is watching the Russell Brand trial, especially in South Korea where his name sounds like their tea didn't taste of much
Racist › Classic Stereotypes Classic Stereotypes LennysCrevasse (1575) · 13-10-2026 0704White smoke seen coming from the Sistene Chapel in the Vatican. Fuck's sake, Leo, time you gave up the Benson & Hedges.
Disease/Illness theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥇 (3940) · 13-10-2026 2240What is the busiest road in every black neighbourhood? "KFC Drive-Thru"