A Miss Switzerland finalist has been killed by her husband, who then put her body parts into a blender. She's now eligible for Miss Whirled.
Murder/Death/Killing scotty 🥉 (37) · 11-05-2026 2136"Any chance we can migrate all the Rosie Jones jokes from Sicki onto here?" "Ermm. I'm not sure Mr Burnham. Maybe let's focus on getting you into parliament first shall we?"
Political LennysCrevasse 🥈 (10) · 11-05-2026 2145Reform UK councillor condemned for saying he would like to 'melt down Nigerians and use them to fill every pothole in the country'. That's an appalling idea. They'd nick everyone's hubcaps.
Racist theverydevilhimself (112) · 12-05-2026 0606Some young pikey lads came into my local last Friday night. They started noising people up, trying to pick fights and generally acting the cunt. One of them pointed at me and said, 'Oi, mate! Your Mam takes it up the arse for two quid!' I looked him up and down and replied, 'You'd better start saving up, then.'
Offensive theverydevilhimself (112) · 11-05-2026 2125This global warming concerns me just as much as acid rain did in the 80's. I didn't give a fuck about that either.
Green /Environment / Carbon Neutral Stallion 🥈 🥇 (945) · 12-05-2026 1116Three Scouse girls return to their block of high rise flats. The nine year old points to a small puddle on the stairs and says, ' That looks like sperm. ' The eleven year old dips a finger in and says, ' It tastes like sperm. ' The thirteen year old dips a finger in and says, ' It is sperm ,but not from any of the men in this building. '
Scousers Squeaky 🥇 🥉 🥉 (654) · 12-05-2026 0923A man walks into a lift, which already has a very attractive women in it. As the lift is going up, he ask,"Excuse me miss, can I smell your fanny?" "Certainly not!", came her astonsished reply. "Ah! It must be your feet then."
Sexist Allobosca 🥇 (581) · 12-05-2026 0845Man goes to the ticket office at the railway station Man:"can I have a segond glass redurn do dottingham please" Ticket clerk:"sorry I don't understand" Man:"can I have a SEGOND GLASS REDURN TO DODDINGHAM PLEASE?" Ticket clerk:"ahh, I see, have you tried Tunes sir?" Man:"Why, do they cure cerebral palsy?"
Disability Allobosca 🥇 (581) · 12-05-2026 0844A black man and an Asian man fall off the roof of a tall building. Who hits the ground first? The Black man, cos the Asian is a shade lighter.
Racist Allobosca 🥇 (581) · 12-05-2026 0842In a final bid to save his premiership, Keir Starmer is changing his name to Nigel Lowe.
Political scotty 🥉 (37) · 12-05-2026 1144My fat wife and gay son HA!! got you!! bet you thought wasp was here
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