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Has anyone looked at "Sicki" lately? All completely unfunny "jokes" about breaking wind now, it's fucking dire! Thank the lord for THIS site....

Non-Jokes/Announcements › Thanks / Shoutout Thanks / Shoutout

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spike125 🥇 🥇 (2065) · 22-09-2026 0127
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Heard a rare bootleg of an old Sinnead O'Connor and the chuckle brothers collaboration track. Nothing Compares 2U to Me

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Gingerpubes 🥉 (271) · 21-09-2026 1317
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Wayne Rooney has just finished The Joy Of Sex Joy, 100, is now recovering in intensive care

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LennysCrevasse 🥈 (1343) · 22-09-2026 0933
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In breaking news it's been announced that Earl Spencer's funeral is to be held on October the 2nd after his brakes failed next Wednesday...

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spike125 🥇 🥇 (2065) · 22-09-2026 0400
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Just heard the bootleg of a rare Sinead O'Connor and Bono duet. Nothing Compares U2.

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scotty (549) · 21-09-2026 1624
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Charlotte the quadruple amputee in the new series of big brother should take up prostitution. She could have a website advertising called cash and carry

Celebrities › Reality TV Stars Reality TV Stars

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Gingerpubes 🥉 (271) · 21-09-2026 1315
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I can honestly say that no-one has ever criticised my work. Probably because there was so little of it.

General › Observational Observational

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Squeaky (1933) · 22-09-2026 0759
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Nursing homes are gonna be wild in 50 years when troons get Alzheimer's and start wondering where their dicks went.

LGBTQ4KHDTV+ etc › Rainbow Capitalism Rainbow Capitalism

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innit 🥉 (944) · 21-09-2026 2255
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What's the difference between a Bishop and a Rook? The Rook doesn't fuck kids

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LennysCrevasse 🥈 (1343) · 21-09-2026 2216
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Just seen a rare bootleg of an old Sinead O'Connor video where she's pleasuring herself by stuffing a meerkat up her snatch Nothing Compares The Market 2U

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LennysCrevasse 🥈 (1343) · 21-09-2026 1447
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