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Stormzy has said he has been called a nigger on numerous occasions by the police. Sting and his boys say it like it is.

Racist

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Stallion 🥇 🥈 🥇 (791) · 19-04-2026 1632
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Paddy: I'm going to Majorca on holiday this year. Mick: It's not Majorca it's Mayorca,because the Spanish pronounce the J as a Y. Paddy: Oh? Mick: When are you thinking of going? Paddy: Yune or Yuly.

Dumb/Thick

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Squeaky 🥉 (541) · 19-04-2026 0938
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I tried to log into my Facebook account recently, only to find I've been permanently banned from the site. Guess I must have posted something that upset that nigger-loving faggot-ass kike Zuckerberg, or his chink bitch wife.

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theverydevilhimself 🥈 (32) · 19-04-2026 1652
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My mum was worried because my brother's face started swelling after eating some peanuts. She calmed down after I explained that they were my peanuts.

Siblings

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Stallion 🥇 🥈 🥇 (791) · 19-04-2026 1624
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I don't regret cutting off my dreadlocks. In fact, I haven't looked black since.

Racist

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Stallion 🥇 🥈 🥇 (791) · 19-04-2026 1619
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At the bus stop today, two pregnant women struck up a conversation. One patted her belly and said, 'Little boy!' The other patted her belly and said, 'Little girl!' They both looked at me, so I patted my belly and said, 'Beer.'

Babies

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theverydevilhimself 🥈 (32) · 19-04-2026 1922
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After taking all their land and forcing them on to reservations, white America ensured the Native Americans would stay down, by deliberately making alcohol cheap and readily-available to them. This has led to unprecedented levels of alcoholism, domestic violence and drink-driving on the reservations. I know all this from talking to my Facebook friend, Big Chief Drinks Like a Fish.

Alcohol/Drugs

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theverydevilhimself 🥈 (32) · 19-04-2026 1922
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Friday night at the pub, this black lady suggested I take her home. It was a long fucking drive to Ghana

Racist

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Htaxu 🥉 (33) · 19-04-2026 2136
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Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?" The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."

Pedophile

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Allobosca 🥉 🥇 (378) · 19-04-2026 1927
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So this jelly baby goes to the doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I think I've got the clap" The Doctor says 'don't be ridiculous, you're a jelly baby. How could you possibly have the clap ?' And the jelly baby replies 'Yeah I know. But I've been shagging Allsorts'

Silly

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Allobosca 🥉 🥇 (378) · 19-04-2026 1926
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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.

Sex n Shit

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Allobosca 🥉 🥇 (378) · 19-04-2026 1922