What's the difference between cricket and Epstein Island? In one, if the finger goes up, you're out. In the other, if the finger goes up, you're in
Pedophile › Epstein Overlap Epstein Overlap LennysCrevasse (1213) · 12-09-2026 1048Two-inch dick: "It's tiny!" she laughed. Two-inch spider: "It's enormous!" she screamed. So I've had a spider tattooed on my dick.
General › Everyday Life Everyday Life Dristarg (155) · 12-09-2026 1006How many simulation theorists does it.take.to change a lightbulb? There is no lightbulb
General LennysCrevasse (1213) · 12-09-2026 0825Hey you ever piss in the shower? She replied "sometime by accident" What the fuck, accident? Reply was not expected "you know when you take a shit and you piss a bit" So I need a new shower mat and some acid.
Why do bears shit in the woods? Well all the leaves are brown.
What's the difference between Gemma Collins and a batsman? The batsman only has one Wagon Wheel
I got back to my mates flat last night after a session. In his hall he had a huge gong. "what's that?" I asked He said "it's a speaking clock" "how does it work" I asked He picked up a hammer and hit it, two seconds later a voice came through the wall and shouted "for fuck sake it's half past two in the morning!"
Alcohol/Drugs Stickyagain (2012) · 11-09-2026 1701All of my Hispanic friends seem to be transitioning at once! Another night, another dago's bi
Trans Rubbish › Youth Transition Youth Transition LennysCrevasse (1213) · 11-09-2026 1658Manchester Utd have signed Osama Bin Laden. He's fuckin lethal in the air.
The Beach Boys walk into a bar. 'Round?' 'Round.' 'Get a round.' 'I'll get a round.' credit: whoever posted the original on the other place.
Songs/Rhymes › Parody Lyrics Parody Lyrics theverydevilhimself (3176) · 11-09-2026 1616As a Muslim I remember where I was on 9/11 Sat at home wondering how my dad's first flying lesson was going. Only joking I was outside the primary school selecting my 2nd wife
Racist › Mixed Race Mixed Race Jeffstelling (8) · 11-09-2026 1608Not one drop of alcohol has passed my lips this year. I've started injecting.
Alcohol/Drugs › AA Meeting AA Meeting theverydevilhimself (3176) · 11-09-2026 1608
Teacher: "Name something that's orange that every kid knows the taste of..." Little Jonny: "Donald Trump's cock, Miss?"
Donald Trump LennysCrevasse (1213) · 11-09-2026 1537JD Vance pitches himself as Trump’s political heir at Republican midterm convention. That thick-as-pigshit, incompetent, corrupt, bigoted buffoon? He's a shoo-in for the job!
Donald Trump › Make America Jokes Again Make America Jokes Again theverydevilhimself (3176) · 11-09-2026 1522Historians go on about the Great Wall Street Crash of 1929, but the biggest Stock Exchange collapse was 25 years ago today.
Aviation › 9/11 Adjacent 9/11 Adjacent theverydevilhimself (3176) · 11-09-2026 1519
"Hello, is that the Stuttering Asian branch of the Beach Boys fanclub?" "Yes, Bar-bar-bar Bar-babar-an speaking..."
Silly › Absurd Absurd LennysCrevasse (1213) · 11-09-2026 1424I asked my dyslexic pal if he was thinking about the Twin Towers today "All the time", he said, "It's been shite ever since the Corkscrew shut"
Disability › Learning Disability Learning Disability LennysCrevasse (1213) · 11-09-2026 1159