I know this nigger and his name is John. I call him blackjack.
Racist Joeydeaconsbastard (723) · 15-07-2026 0010Why's everyone so excited about King Charles being on bank notes? Most of them have had charlie on them since the 1980s.
Alcohol/Drugs ianwatkins (1531) · 14-07-2026 2337Asked my girlfriend if we could use toys in the bedroom. You should off seen her face when i put my scalelectrics set across her tits.
Sex n Shit Joeydeaconsbastard (723) · 14-07-2026 2234When i was thirteen my mum caught me wanking and she slapped me across the face. Then my dad caught me smoking and he made me smoke forty cigarettes one after the other. Glad he never caught me wanking.
Masturbation Joeydeaconsbastard (723) · 14-07-2026 2222
Joan of Arc was a French teenager who battered the opposition for years. Lamine Yamal only took 90 minutes
Football Stoops (37) · 14-07-2026 2156"Mummy Mummy Billy's spewed up". "So what"? "Johnny's getting all the big pieces".
Silly Joeydeaconsbastard (723) · 14-07-2026 2155Andy Burnham says Ann Widdecombe’s death requires a serious review of MPs’ security. That review will be reviewed by a subcommittee, overseen by a select committee and referred to an independent commission on political toxicity. Its conclusion will be that the locks were adequate, but whiteness somehow got through the window.
Political WayOutWest (119) · 14-07-2026 2132
Butler: "It's Spain and it's 16 years in the waiting" Andrew Mountbatten Windsor: "Fabulous. Can you charter the flight and get them to the island by the weekend?"
Pedophile LennysCrevasse (329) · 14-07-2026 2106The French team got stuck in tonight. Most of them were black and bleue
Sports Gungho_ED (224) · 14-07-2026 2054I know it's terrible what has happened to Anne, but has anyone checked in on Josh?
In The News Gungho_ED (224) · 14-07-2026 2048Argentina have said that if England beat them in the World Cup, they will remove all the keys from every tin of corn beef in retaliation.
Football garry6291 (509) · 14-07-2026 2046
Black people use hot sauce on everything to develop a tolerance against pepper spray for when the time comes. The Irish unsuccessfully attempted to adopt the same technique with small bullets and work their way up for when the troubles came.
I was watching the football and noticed that there's far too many whites on the pitch. We need to protest against whites stealing all the black people's jobs. It's disgusting. Whites shouldn't be televised. What is apartheid even for?
I remember when I was a kid, I'd run out of the house when I heard Mr. Whippy come around. That was the nickname of my sado-masochistic Uncle.
General notbaldbob (264) · 14-07-2026 1830Black people use hot sauce on everything because they have developed a taste for pepper spray.
Racist notbaldbob (264) · 14-07-2026 1825Some alternative facts about the beetles. Love me do was John's tribute to his new haircut Ringo Starr isn't his real name. He used the pseudonym to hide his birth name. Ringo below average drummer. Yoko Onos real name was Yoko Mashida. She got the name at every recording session she turned up at the lads said Yoko O no Norwegian wood was used for Johns coffin Money cant buy me love. Paul was right. Cost him a load of money. After their first night together Paul exclaimed Fuck I've shagged a pirate. John famously said Imagine No possessions. While owning several houses cars and other goods. Paul famously had a real eye for security. His main residence was known as Paulditz. George Harrisons was called the front doors open and the knifes in the draw Paul named his daughter after two of his favourite things. Stella and veggie burgers Worms favourite food is Linda McCartney Yoko one is not Japanese for one egg Her name is also not the Japanese version of the game Marco Polo Paul foresaw the death of John. Hence he trolled him with when I'm 64 Paul refused to let Donald Trump use Get Back in his presidential run. Feel free to add more
Celebrities Gingerpubes (67) · 14-07-2026 1801These lefty MPs banging on about politicians being intoxicated all the time might actually be true Look at Ann Widdecombe for Christ's sake. She got absolutely battered
Dark LennysCrevasse (329) · 14-07-2026 1734"Is that a metal pole in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" - Anne Widdecombe, 2026
Celebrities Hengist (361) · 14-07-2026 1707My wife wanted to die surrounded by family. So I loosened the brakes before the school run.
Dark WayOutWest (119) · 14-07-2026 1700I was chasing a girl through the forest with a massive hard-on. I was so horny, it never occurred to me to ask why she had one.
Rape / Sexual Violence WayOutWest (119) · 14-07-2026 1640Andy Serkis defends lack of diversity in Lord of the Rings cast. Every culture deserves to see itself represented accurately on screen. Except medieval Europe, which apparently had the demographics of a Heathrow departure lounge.
WayOutWest (119) · 14-07-2026 1636
Back when I was a kid, there was no internet. So people would sometimes have to walk for miles just to call me a cunt.
General notbaldbob (264) · 14-07-2026 1455
What's the difference between Gemma Collins and Dot Cotton? Dot can only manage 100 specials a day
Fat / Obesity LennysCrevasse (329) · 14-07-2026 1159
I can't wait to fuck you and come all over your face. Luckily I sent that text to my sister,it could have gone to the wrong person.
Sex n Shit Squeaky (1212) · 14-07-2026 1020
The band Oasis have decided to go into the food business, they are starting with a range of canned soups, best of all you got a roll with it.
I met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet, and we ended up having sex right there and then. I fucking love my new Taser.
Dark notbaldbob (264) · 14-07-2026 0608