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OkiPaul

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Ex-sickipedian. FK wasp. Live in the Pacific.

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Posts by OkiPaul

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17 12-06-2026 02:45 My mate Dave and I were hiking through the jungle in Cambodia. Suddenly I saw
13 18-08-2026 02:57 Paddy goes into a Dublin jewellers and asks the shopkeeper, "Excuse me sir, but
12 12-07-2026 02:03 I was chatting with an off duty police officer at a bar in New York. "I'll neve
11 10-07-2026 06:08 How does Moses make a cup of tea? Hebrews it.
11 07-07-2026 07:03 Trump has just received intelligence reports that Belgium are only two weeks awa
10 14-07-2026 01:00 I was flying with Ryanair when suddenly there was a violent cabin depressurizati
9 26-07-2026 02:27 "Keep your eyes on the road, and your hands upon the wheel". Solid advice for
9 23-07-2026 05:11 A woman was worried her elderly little dog was going deaf. So she took it to the
8 26-08-2026 03:56 Dolly Parton's funeral will be held at 4:51pm.
8 23-07-2026 03:54 I once had an overactive dog that kept jumping up on people. So I named him "Sy
8 17-06-2026 04:05 Guy walks out of a public toilet in a London park as another fella is a walking
6 20-08-2026 01:47 I enjoyed reading classic American literature last night, while drinking classic
6 16-06-2026 03:07 When Michael Jackson died, dozens of young children gathered at the gates of the
6 17-12-2025 07:09 If a female comedian tells a joke and nobody laughs, does she have to make every
5 12-07-2026 02:35 A man in Northern Ireland has fallen from the top of a bonfire 🔥 - a massive sta
5 25-12-2025 03:54 Old, but gold. A man and his wife are invited to a fancy dress Christmas party.
4 06-08-2026 09:40 Went to a Chinese dumpling restaurant. "We have a diet menu." "Really?" "Yes.
4 17-07-2026 02:20 True story. I taught at an English adult language school in Japan. Small class o
4 04-01-2026 10:10 I'm not saying your wife is fat and ugly, but when she stripped off at the nudes
4 18-12-2025 08:46 (A groaner) Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer is being interviewed on a popular ch
3 18-02-2026 01:23 Guy wants a new hunting dog. Sees a sign at a farm "FANTASTIC HUNTING DOG FOR S
3 01-01-2026 06:17 Turned on CNN this morning and saw video of fireworks across the globe, and peop
3 21-12-2025 04:32 After a long day of delivering presents, Santa goes home to Mrs. Claus. He drop