Young guy is invited by his new girlfriend to a family dinner. He meets the parents, and sits down at the dining table. Under the table is an old Labrador. Anyway... The first course is broccoli 🥦 soup. Delicious, but it gurgles in his stomach and he has to let out a silent but toxic fart. "Rover!" shouts the father. The boy thinks "oh good, they think it's the dog". Next course is cauliflower stew, with a side dish of Brussels sprouts. It's delicious, but the guy has to let one go. This time it smells worse. "ROVER!!" shouts the father. Finally desert is served. Rhubarb crumble. It's delicious, but the boy has no choice but to let out a long, silent but deadly, fart. It's absolutely noxious, but the boy is relaxed. The dad shouts "ROVER!!!" Boy thinks with a smile "poor dog copping the blame!" Dad shouts "ROVER!!!! GET OUT FROM UNDER THE TABLE BEFORE THIS YOUNG BOY SHITS ALL OVER YOU!!!"