For the old school: Guy goes to a busy pub and orders a pint of ale. The only seat is at a table with two muscular black woman. "Can I sit here?" "Sure" He sits down, has a few sips, then goes to the toilet. Coming back, he see one of the women breaking wind into his pint glass! "Hey! You fart in my Whitbread?" "No, I'm Tessa Sanderson. That's Fatima" *🚕*