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05-07-2026 09:28 |
My Mrs says I'm crap at fixing appliances.
Well she's in for a shock...
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30-06-2026 12:19 |
My wife asked me to name all the women I've slept with.
Upon reflection I sh
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08-07-2026 15:17 |
A few months ago my budgie escaped from its cage and had sex with the dog.
An
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10-07-2026 03:57 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 14 |
10-07-2026 03:51 |
I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.
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08-07-2026 15:24 |
I went to Tesco today, turned out they had a special on.
He collects the trolle
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| 14 |
05-07-2026 05:57 |
I've swapped all the labels on the wife's spice rack in the kitchen.
She hasn'
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30-06-2026 12:23 |
"Grooming gangs come from diverse backgrounds" states Home Office as long awaite
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06-07-2026 10:33 |
"I've shaved my pubes if you fancy a bit", my wife said seductively.
"Yeah, gi
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01-07-2026 09:09 |
I've just been to visit the wife's grave.
Bless her, she still thinks I'm di
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12-07-2026 11:27 |
I walked into the book shop and said to the girl behind the counter.
"I'm look
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| 12 |
10-07-2026 06:07 |
My wife said she's leaving me because I'm an annoying cunt.
I almost choked on
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| 12 |
08-07-2026 15:22 |
Kids today just don't know how well off they are. I was orphaned at an early age
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07-07-2026 04:57 |
Do Africans have a "Lynx Britain" that smells like cigarettes, disappointment, a
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| 12 |
06-07-2026 11:09 |
A bad workman always blames his fools...
TOOLS!! I meant tools! Stupid fuckin
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30-06-2026 12:16 |
My mate goes to the gym religiously every week.
He looks like a right cunt on
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16-07-2026 11:20 |
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| 11 |
12-07-2026 11:28 |
If online bullying has taught us anything it's that some kids would rather kill
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12-07-2026 11:17 |
My rap name is 50 pence.
I'm a lot like 50 cents, just a bit more edgy...
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10-07-2026 03:46 |
What bounces and makes children cry?
My cheque to children in need.
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| 10 |
10-07-2026 03:37 |
I said to the vicar, "Hello father. This is a lovely church. Can you tell me wha
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| 10 |
08-07-2026 15:29 |
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| 10 |
30-06-2026 12:14 |
I said to the doctor, "I've got a problem with my penis".
"What's that?", he as
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| 10 |
30-06-2026 12:11 |
Just bought a bag of Lidl "value" potatoes. They've got more black eyes than a p
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| 9 |
12-07-2026 11:20 |
What's brown and worth fuck all?
Shamima Begum's passport...
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10-07-2026 03:48 |
Me and the wife were arguing about tits. I'm telling her it doesn't matter, she
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08-07-2026 15:38 |
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08-07-2026 15:30 |
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| 9 |
06-07-2026 10:31 |
I had some Hispanic mates round for the football yesterday evening. I always try
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| 9 |
30-06-2026 12:12 |
I just got a new personal best in the 100 metres.
52 metres...
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16-07-2026 11:19 |
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| 8 |
13-07-2026 12:52 |
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| 8 |
13-07-2026 12:52 |
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| 8 |
13-07-2026 12:46 |
What's orange and shits itself?
Prince Harry in a tunnel...
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| 8 |
12-07-2026 11:39 |
I have some hearing aids for sale...
If you're interested, give me a shout.
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| 8 |
12-07-2026 11:31 |
My new neighbour popped his head over the fence today and said, "what's going do
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| 8 |
12-07-2026 11:08 |
What's yellow and covered in marge?
Homer Simpson's cock...
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| 8 |
11-07-2026 07:11 |
I met my wife at a fancy dress party where I was dressed up as a ghost.
I deci
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| 8 |
11-07-2026 07:10 |
What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
Batman can go in the shop
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11-07-2026 07:04 |
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| 8 |
11-07-2026 07:03 |
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| 8 |
08-07-2026 15:35 |
My girlfriend is half Korean.
Her mum is Korean and her dad is Korean, she jus
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| 8 |
08-07-2026 15:28 |
I told my Indian colleague at work that I'd dropped a can of deodorant down the
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| 8 |
08-07-2026 05:53 |
What's got 10 teeth, 30 legs, and stinks of piss..?
The front row of a Cliff Ri
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| 8 |
07-07-2026 16:36 |
[Meme]
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| 8 |
06-07-2026 14:08 |
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| 8 |
01-07-2026 09:12 |
My wife is concerned about me constantly drinking brake fluid.
But I can stop
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| 7 |
14-07-2026 12:28 |
[Meme]
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| 7 |
11-07-2026 07:04 |
[Meme]
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| 7 |
07-07-2026 04:59 |
[Meme]
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| 7 |
01-07-2026 09:10 |
Next week I've decided to dress as a different type of bread for each day of the
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| 7 |
30-06-2026 17:55 |
My wife left me because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonations, but
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| 6 |
16-07-2026 11:20 |
[Meme]
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| 6 |
14-07-2026 12:27 |
[Meme]
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13-07-2026 19:59 |
[Meme]
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13-07-2026 12:53 |
[Meme]
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| 6 |
13-07-2026 12:52 |
[Meme]
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| 6 |
13-07-2026 12:48 |
Go on Google and search for, "What space movie was made in 1992"...
(You're w
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| 6 |
12-07-2026 11:31 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
11-07-2026 07:13 |
I bet Harry's father is watching his movements while he's here through crossed f
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| 6 |
10-07-2026 03:58 |
[Meme]
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| 6 |
10-07-2026 03:58 |
[Meme]
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08-07-2026 15:32 |
[Meme]
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08-07-2026 15:31 |
[Meme]
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08-07-2026 04:36 |
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07-07-2026 16:20 |
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07-07-2026 16:20 |
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| 6 |
01-07-2026 09:15 |
TRAFFIC NEWS
Police say a lorry carrying "Vick's VapoRub" has crashed and shed
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| 6 |
01-07-2026 09:08 |
I fucked a sarcastic bird last night.
She fucking loved it...
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| 5 |
18-07-2026 01:30 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
18-07-2026 01:30 |
[Meme]
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| 5 |
16-07-2026 11:19 |
[Meme]
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| 5 |
16-07-2026 11:18 |
[Meme]
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| 5 |
14-07-2026 12:27 |
[Meme]
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| 5 |
13-07-2026 19:59 |
[Meme]
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| 5 |
13-07-2026 19:58 |
[Meme]
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| 5 |
13-07-2026 19:58 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
12-07-2026 11:23 |
I've lost loads of weight just by wearing bread on my head...
It's a loaf hat d
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| 5 |
11-07-2026 07:08 |
I went to the doctor over my hearing problems and he asked me to describe the sy
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| 5 |
11-07-2026 07:04 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
10-07-2026 03:57 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
10-07-2026 03:40 |
I used to work in the cafe at a nudist colony and I was the most popular person
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| 4 |
18-07-2026 01:31 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
13-07-2026 12:53 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
12-07-2026 11:33 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
11-07-2026 07:15 |
I told my dad I couldn't believe that I'd failed my biology exam.
He said, "I'
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| 4 |
10-07-2026 03:32 |
I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.
He said no...
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| 4 |
07-07-2026 16:17 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
01-07-2026 09:13 |
Understand paranoid people better by secretly following them around...
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| 4 |
01-07-2026 09:05 |
"How have you been coping?", asked my therapist.
"Mostly with sarcasm", I answ
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| 3 |
19-07-2026 06:03 |
[Meme]
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| 3 |
19-07-2026 06:02 |
[Meme]
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18-07-2026 01:29 |
[Meme]
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| 3 |
16-07-2026 11:18 |
[Meme]
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| 3 |
12-07-2026 11:34 |
[Meme]
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| 3 |
12-07-2026 11:33 |
[Meme]
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| 3 |
12-07-2026 11:33 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 3 |
12-07-2026 11:32 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 3 |
01-07-2026 09:06 |
What does football and democracy have in common..?
Adding the word "American" c
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| 2 |
19-07-2026 06:01 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 2 |
19-07-2026 06:01 |
[Meme]
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19-07-2026 06:00 |
[Meme]
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| 2 |
19-07-2026 06:00 |
[Meme]
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| 2 |
18-07-2026 01:30 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 2 |
14-07-2026 01:35 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 2 |
11-07-2026 07:17 |
A woman on a dating site sent me a message saying, "Wow, your gorgeous, how come
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| 2 |
09-07-2026 09:10 |
Totally eclipsed heart....(RIP though).
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| 1 |
19-07-2026 06:02 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 1 |
19-07-2026 06:01 |
[Meme]
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