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25 22-09-2026 01:27 Has anyone looked at "Sicki" lately? All completely unfunny "jokes" about breaki
25 07-08-2026 02:45 My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner
22 05-07-2026 09:28 My Mrs says I'm crap at fixing appliances. Well she's in for a shock...
16 30-06-2026 12:19 My wife asked me to name all the women I've slept with. Upon reflection I sh
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15 08-07-2026 15:17 A few months ago my budgie escaped from its cage and had sex with the dog. An
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14 10-07-2026 03:51 I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.
14 08-07-2026 15:24 I went to Tesco today, turned out they had a special on. He collects the trolle
14 05-07-2026 05:57 I've swapped all the labels on the wife's spice rack in the kitchen. She hasn'
14 30-06-2026 12:23 "Grooming gangs come from diverse backgrounds" states Home Office as long awaite
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13 06-07-2026 10:33 "I've shaved my pubes if you fancy a bit", my wife said seductively. "Yeah, gi
13 01-07-2026 09:09 I've just been to visit the wife's grave. Bless her, she still thinks I'm di
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12 12-07-2026 11:27 I walked into the book shop and said to the girl behind the counter. "I'm look
12 10-07-2026 06:07 My wife said she's leaving me because I'm an annoying cunt. I almost choked on
12 08-07-2026 15:22 Kids today just don't know how well off they are. I was orphaned at an early age
12 07-07-2026 04:57 Do Africans have a "Lynx Britain" that smells like cigarettes, disappointment, a
12 06-07-2026 11:09 A bad workman always blames his fools... TOOLS!! I meant tools! Stupid fuckin
12 30-06-2026 12:16 My mate goes to the gym religiously every week. He looks like a right cunt on
11 20-09-2026 11:38 My mate asked me, "What do you spend on a bottle of wine?". "I dunno, about 20
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11 11-08-2026 01:27 "Jesus loves you".... Comforting to hear in church, terrifying to hear in a Mex
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11 12-07-2026 11:28 If online bullying has taught us anything it's that some kids would rather kill
11 12-07-2026 11:17 My rap name is 50 pence. I'm a lot like 50 cents, just a bit more edgy...
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10 10-07-2026 03:46 What bounces and makes children cry? My cheque to children in need.
10 10-07-2026 03:37 I said to the vicar, "Hello father. This is a lovely church. Can you tell me wha
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10 30-06-2026 12:14 I said to the doctor, "I've got a problem with my penis". "What's that?", he as
10 30-06-2026 12:11 Just bought a bag of Lidl "value" potatoes. They've got more black eyes than a p
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9 11-08-2026 10:19 The police just raided my wife's illegal botox party... Neither of them looked
9 11-08-2026 10:17 I met some bloke who identified as a supermarket. "How long have you been doin
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9 12-07-2026 11:20 What's brown and worth fuck all? Shamima Begum's passport...
9 10-07-2026 03:48 Me and the wife were arguing about tits. I'm telling her it doesn't matter, she
9 06-07-2026 10:31 I had some Hispanic mates round for the football yesterday evening. I always try
9 30-06-2026 12:12 I just got a new personal best in the 100 metres. 52 metres...
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8 13-07-2026 12:46 What's orange and shits itself? Prince Harry in a tunnel...
8 12-07-2026 11:39 I have some hearing aids for sale... If you're interested, give me a shout.
8 12-07-2026 11:31 My new neighbour popped his head over the fence today and said, "what's going do
8 12-07-2026 11:08 What's yellow and covered in marge? Homer Simpson's cock...
8 11-07-2026 07:11 I met my wife at a fancy dress party where I was dressed up as a ghost. I deci
8 11-07-2026 07:10 What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go in the shop
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8 08-07-2026 15:35 My girlfriend is half Korean. Her mum is Korean and her dad is Korean, she jus
8 08-07-2026 15:28 I told my Indian colleague at work that I'd dropped a can of deodorant down the
8 08-07-2026 05:53 What's got 10 teeth, 30 legs, and stinks of piss..? The front row of a Cliff Ri
8 07-07-2026 16:36 [Meme] meme
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8 01-07-2026 09:12 My wife is concerned about me constantly drinking brake fluid. But I can stop
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7 22-09-2026 04:00 In breaking news it's been announced that Earl Spencer's funeral is to be held o
7 16-09-2026 07:02 When I was younger I used to have a sexual urge to pleasure myself by shoving le
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7 09-08-2026 02:47 What do illegal immigrants and sperms have in common..? Thousands get in, but o
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7 01-07-2026 09:10 Next week I've decided to dress as a different type of bread for each day of the
7 30-06-2026 17:55 My wife left me because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonations, but
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6 14-09-2026 12:41 What do they do when we send our deceased parents to the crematorium Andy..? Bu
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6 13-07-2026 12:48 Go on Google and search for, "What space movie was made in 1992"... (You're w
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6 11-07-2026 07:13 I bet Harry's father is watching his movements while he's here through crossed f
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6 01-07-2026 09:15 TRAFFIC NEWS Police say a lorry carrying "Vick's VapoRub" has crashed and shed
6 01-07-2026 09:08 I fucked a sarcastic bird last night. She fucking loved it...
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5 26-09-2026 01:25 Apparently, Man City's legal team is led by Lord "Panick"..... Sometimes the jok
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5 11-09-2026 02:46 Manchester United played the first leg of their European match against Sabah of
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5 12-07-2026 11:23 I've lost loads of weight just by wearing bread on my head... It's a loaf hat d
5 11-07-2026 07:08 I went to the doctor over my hearing problems and he asked me to describe the sy
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5 10-07-2026 03:40 I used to work in the cafe at a nudist colony and I was the most popular person
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4 03-08-2026 10:59 Wife: I'm going to donate some of my clothes to the charity shop. Husband: Any
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4 11-07-2026 07:15 I told my dad I couldn't believe that I'd failed my biology exam. He said, "I'
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4 01-07-2026 09:13 Understand paranoid people better by secretly following them around...
4 01-07-2026 09:05 "How have you been coping?", asked my therapist. "Mostly with sarcasm", I answ
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3 24-08-2026 19:04 I see Rylan is managing Fulham nowadays...
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3 01-07-2026 09:06 What does football and democracy have in common..? Adding the word "American" c
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2 09-07-2026 09:10 Totally eclipsed heart....(RIP though).