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22-09-2026 01:27 |
Has anyone looked at "Sicki" lately? All completely unfunny "jokes" about breaki
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| 25 |
07-08-2026 02:45 |
My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner
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| 22 |
05-07-2026 09:28 |
My Mrs says I'm crap at fixing appliances.
Well she's in for a shock...
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| 21 |
28-10-2026 23:14 |
A man walks into a pub and ordered 10 whiskeys.
"What's the matter?", asked th
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| 18 |
26-10-2026 14:42 |
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl. I said, "to be honest I didn't know h
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26-10-2026 09:43 |
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07-11-2026 16:21 |
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10-10-2026 13:22 |
I had my first gig as a stand up comedian last night at a nursing home.
They d
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03-11-2026 05:21 |
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet.
The Black Labrador aske
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30-09-2026 03:37 |
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| 16 |
30-06-2026 12:19 |
My wife asked me to name all the women I've slept with.
Upon reflection I sh
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| 15 |
11-10-2026 07:13 |
"Grandma, what happened to Grandad?"
Grandma sighed, and Grandma smiled.
"He
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| 15 |
10-10-2026 12:15 |
My wife just turned to me and said, "I was talking to you and you yawned six tim
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09-09-2026 07:00 |
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21-08-2026 06:13 |
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30-07-2026 01:23 |
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| 15 |
08-07-2026 15:17 |
A few months ago my budgie escaped from its cage and had sex with the dog.
An
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| 14 |
26-10-2026 22:13 |
I bought a sweater but it was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to
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| 14 |
26-10-2026 15:43 |
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meme
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| 14 |
26-10-2026 09:49 |
[Meme]
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| 14 |
14-10-2026 14:07 |
Dad: "Son, I've got to tell you something. You were adopted".
Son: "I knew it.
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| 14 |
12-10-2026 03:34 |
A farmer bought a young rooster to replace his old one. As soon as it arrived it
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| 14 |
10-10-2026 12:55 |
My wife thinks I'm a nosey bastard.
I just wish she'd say it to my face instea
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| 14 |
16-07-2026 11:20 |
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| 14 |
10-07-2026 03:57 |
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meme
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| 14 |
10-07-2026 03:51 |
I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.
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| 14 |
08-07-2026 15:24 |
I went to Tesco today, turned out they had a special on.
He collects the trolle
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| 14 |
05-07-2026 05:57 |
I've swapped all the labels on the wife's spice rack in the kitchen.
She hasn'
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| 14 |
30-06-2026 12:23 |
"Grooming gangs come from diverse backgrounds" states Home Office as long awaite
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| 13 |
10-11-2026 04:23 |
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| 13 |
08-11-2026 05:32 |
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| 13 |
27-10-2026 17:14 |
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a da
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| 13 |
26-10-2026 13:51 |
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| 13 |
20-10-2026 12:11 |
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19-10-2026 11:50 |
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meme
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| 13 |
14-10-2026 14:41 |
A man at a funeral asks the priest, "Have you got the WiFi password?".
The prie
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| 13 |
13-10-2026 05:37 |
My wife told me the cat had to be chipped. Well I only had a 9 iron but I still
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| 13 |
28-09-2026 06:44 |
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28-09-2026 06:38 |
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28-08-2026 10:18 |
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26-07-2026 09:04 |
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| 13 |
06-07-2026 10:33 |
"I've shaved my pubes if you fancy a bit", my wife said seductively.
"Yeah, gi
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| 13 |
01-07-2026 09:09 |
I've just been to visit the wife's grave.
Bless her, she still thinks I'm di
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| 12 |
12-11-2026 05:45 |
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09-11-2026 03:52 |
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08-11-2026 05:33 |
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02-11-2026 11:04 |
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| 12 |
29-10-2026 16:39 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 12 |
28-10-2026 09:33 |
What do gay blokes and bungee jumpers have in common..?
If the rubber breaks th
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| 12 |
19-10-2026 11:10 |
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meme
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| 12 |
15-10-2026 10:44 |
Eleven years ago today my friend came out running and shouting, "It's a boy!!",
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| 12 |
14-10-2026 21:21 |
I bought 2 pints of milk in Aldi today. It was an impulse buy.
I only went in f
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| 12 |
14-10-2026 07:52 |
Three men are captured by female savages and told their private parts would be r
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| 12 |
13-10-2026 10:35 |
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards.
That's right, the stea
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| 12 |
30-09-2026 06:24 |
[Meme]
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| 12 |
22-09-2026 06:32 |
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| 12 |
16-09-2026 06:59 |
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| 12 |
09-09-2026 07:00 |
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| 12 |
07-09-2026 06:17 |
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| 12 |
07-09-2026 05:30 |
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| 12 |
30-08-2026 07:32 |
[Meme]
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| 12 |
23-07-2026 16:44 |
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| 12 |
12-07-2026 11:27 |
I walked into the book shop and said to the girl behind the counter.
"I'm look
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| 12 |
10-07-2026 06:07 |
My wife said she's leaving me because I'm an annoying cunt.
I almost choked on
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| 12 |
08-07-2026 15:22 |
Kids today just don't know how well off they are. I was orphaned at an early age
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| 12 |
07-07-2026 04:57 |
Do Africans have a "Lynx Britain" that smells like cigarettes, disappointment, a
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| 12 |
06-07-2026 11:09 |
A bad workman always blames his fools...
TOOLS!! I meant tools! Stupid fuckin
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| 12 |
30-06-2026 12:16 |
My mate goes to the gym religiously every week.
He looks like a right cunt on
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| 11 |
12-11-2026 14:08 |
[Meme]
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| 11 |
12-11-2026 11:51 |
[Meme]
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| 11 |
11-11-2026 06:23 |
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| 11 |
08-11-2026 12:51 |
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| 11 |
08-11-2026 11:58 |
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| 11 |
07-11-2026 14:47 |
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| 11 |
05-11-2026 17:23 |
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| 11 |
03-11-2026 05:27 |
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| 11 |
28-10-2026 19:24 |
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| 11 |
26-10-2026 06:11 |
[Meme]
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| 11 |
26-10-2026 05:00 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 11 |
14-10-2026 21:27 |
Got sacked from my job at the garden centre this morning.
The boss brought a c
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| 11 |
14-10-2026 14:29 |
An artist asked the gallery owner if there'd been any interest in his artwork wh
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| 11 |
12-10-2026 06:53 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 11 |
12-10-2026 05:40 |
A Muslim was sat next to me on a plane. I asked the stewardess to bring me a gin
|
| 11 |
11-10-2026 12:48 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 11 |
11-10-2026 11:35 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 11 |
11-10-2026 07:02 |
She yelled, "No I won't sleep with you tonight you pig!!"
Everyone in the bar s
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| 11 |
11-10-2026 04:43 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 11 |
10-10-2026 12:20 |
"After 65 years you still call grandma honey, darling, and beautiful", I asked m
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| 11 |
10-10-2026 11:26 |
The man who was killed by a shark yesterday while on his honeymoon didn't suffer
|
| 11 |
20-09-2026 11:38 |
My mate asked me, "What do you spend on a bottle of wine?".
"I dunno, about 20
|
| 11 |
17-09-2026 04:55 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 11 |
15-09-2026 06:11 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 11 |
07-09-2026 15:54 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 11 |
06-09-2026 12:53 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 11 |
05-09-2026 10:45 |
[Meme]
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| 11 |
05-09-2026 10:45 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 11 |
27-08-2026 07:55 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 11 |
11-08-2026 01:27 |
"Jesus loves you"....
Comforting to hear in church, terrifying to hear in a Mex
|
| 11 |
26-07-2026 09:04 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 11 |
25-07-2026 07:13 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 11 |
12-07-2026 11:28 |
If online bullying has taught us anything it's that some kids would rather kill
|
| 11 |
12-07-2026 11:17 |
My rap name is 50 pence.
I'm a lot like 50 cents, just a bit more edgy...
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| 11 |
08-07-2026 15:38 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 11 |
08-07-2026 15:30 |
[Meme]
meme
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11-11-2026 02:29 |
[Meme]
meme
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08-11-2026 13:17 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 10 |
07-11-2026 07:15 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 10 |
04-11-2026 10:07 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 10 |
02-11-2026 04:56 |
All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
Trying to decide who was the o
|
| 10 |
01-11-2026 07:30 |
[Meme]
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| 10 |
28-10-2026 22:36 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 10 |
26-10-2026 23:18 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 10 |
26-10-2026 21:53 |
How many ears does Captain Kirk have..?
Three, the left ear, the right ear, and
|
| 10 |
26-10-2026 19:54 |
The boss just said to me, "This is the 4th time this week I've had complaints ab
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| 10 |
25-10-2026 14:59 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 10 |
25-10-2026 06:18 |
Some bloke in the Middle East has started up a business that turns landmines int
|
| 10 |
21-10-2026 07:15 |
I went out dressed as a chicken last night and I met a girl dressed as an egg. O
|
| 10 |
20-10-2026 12:08 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 10 |
17-10-2026 15:47 |
Two blokes are playing golf. One is lining up a tricky putt when he noticed a fu
|
| 10 |
14-10-2026 21:18 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 10 |
13-10-2026 07:12 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 10 |
12-10-2026 03:56 |
A sheepdog returns to the farmer and said, "I've got your 70 sheep back in the e
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| 10 |
11-10-2026 13:28 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 10 |
11-10-2026 06:34 |
It's funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 pints and
|
| 10 |
10-10-2026 16:17 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 10 |
10-10-2026 12:08 |
I called my wife from the hospital...told her I'd cut off my finger at work.
"
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| 10 |
30-09-2026 12:53 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 10 |
20-09-2026 04:54 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 10 |
18-09-2026 04:12 |
[Meme]
meme
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15-09-2026 06:35 |
[Meme]
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15-09-2026 05:54 |
[Meme]
meme
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27-08-2026 13:46 |
[Meme]
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27-08-2026 07:54 |
[Meme]
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20-08-2026 04:44 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 10 |
28-07-2026 05:08 |
[Meme]
meme
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26-07-2026 09:05 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 10 |
26-07-2026 09:04 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 10 |
23-07-2026 16:46 |
[Meme]
meme
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23-07-2026 16:46 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 10 |
22-07-2026 14:56 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 10 |
16-07-2026 11:19 |
[Meme]
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| 10 |
14-07-2026 12:28 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 10 |
13-07-2026 12:52 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 10 |
10-07-2026 03:46 |
What bounces and makes children cry?
My cheque to children in need.
|
| 10 |
10-07-2026 03:37 |
I said to the vicar, "Hello father. This is a lovely church. Can you tell me wha
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| 10 |
08-07-2026 15:29 |
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meme
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| 10 |
30-06-2026 12:14 |
I said to the doctor, "I've got a problem with my penis".
"What's that?", he as
|
| 10 |
30-06-2026 12:11 |
Just bought a bag of Lidl "value" potatoes. They've got more black eyes than a p
|
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12-11-2026 05:30 |
[Meme]
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11-11-2026 11:49 |
[Meme]
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11-11-2026 06:13 |
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10-11-2026 03:45 |
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| 9 |
07-11-2026 07:26 |
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06-11-2026 05:34 |
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05-11-2026 12:05 |
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| 9 |
03-11-2026 05:39 |
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meme
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| 9 |
03-11-2026 05:25 |
[Meme]
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| 9 |
01-11-2026 08:12 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
30-10-2026 21:58 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
30-10-2026 15:33 |
How do you get a farm girl to fancy you...?
First, a tractor...
|
| 9 |
29-10-2026 18:20 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
29-10-2026 17:22 |
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're really really good
|
| 9 |
27-10-2026 06:42 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
26-10-2026 21:41 |
What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminium Man..?
Iron Man stops bad
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| 9 |
26-10-2026 14:59 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
23-10-2026 12:57 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
21-10-2026 02:49 |
A bloke buys a parrot but the bird spends all day insulting him.
"Could you ple
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| 9 |
19-10-2026 17:50 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
19-10-2026 05:41 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
19-10-2026 04:47 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
19-10-2026 03:55 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
14-10-2026 13:16 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
13-10-2026 07:13 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
12-10-2026 03:43 |
The boss was complaining during the staff meeting that he wasn't getting any res
|
| 9 |
11-10-2026 13:53 |
I was invited onto a game show with the wife's family.
"Name something you'd d
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| 9 |
11-10-2026 13:49 |
Paddy says to Mick,
"I'm thinking of going on holiday again but I might do some
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| 9 |
07-10-2026 06:19 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
05-10-2026 11:01 |
[Meme]
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| 9 |
01-10-2026 10:07 |
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meme
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| 9 |
14-09-2026 06:16 |
[Meme]
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| 9 |
14-09-2026 06:15 |
[Meme]
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08-09-2026 16:39 |
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| 9 |
06-09-2026 12:27 |
[Meme]
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| 9 |
01-09-2026 04:01 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
30-08-2026 07:31 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
27-08-2026 05:33 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
26-08-2026 08:07 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
24-08-2026 05:56 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
11-08-2026 10:19 |
The police just raided my wife's illegal botox party...
Neither of them looked
|
| 9 |
11-08-2026 10:17 |
I met some bloke who identified as a supermarket.
"How long have you been doin
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| 9 |
28-07-2026 04:52 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
27-07-2026 08:39 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
27-07-2026 08:38 |
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23-07-2026 16:45 |
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21-07-2026 07:26 |
[Meme]
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19-07-2026 06:01 |
[Meme]
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| 9 |
19-07-2026 06:00 |
[Meme]
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| 9 |
14-07-2026 12:27 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
13-07-2026 12:52 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
12-07-2026 11:20 |
What's brown and worth fuck all?
Shamima Begum's passport...
|
| 9 |
10-07-2026 03:48 |
Me and the wife were arguing about tits. I'm telling her it doesn't matter, she
|
| 9 |
06-07-2026 10:31 |
I had some Hispanic mates round for the football yesterday evening. I always try
|
| 9 |
30-06-2026 12:12 |
I just got a new personal best in the 100 metres.
52 metres...
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| 8 |
12-11-2026 15:08 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
11-11-2026 18:16 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
11-11-2026 13:29 |
Bloke goes to hell and is getting his induction talk from the devil.
"Do you li
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| 8 |
10-11-2026 16:58 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
10-11-2026 04:31 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
08-11-2026 06:30 |
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06-11-2026 05:37 |
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04-11-2026 10:15 |
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02-11-2026 07:57 |
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01-11-2026 06:46 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
31-10-2026 14:42 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
30-10-2026 12:15 |
Three weeks ago a tub of butter fell and landed on my foot. It still fucking hur
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| 8 |
29-10-2026 21:26 |
Remember, always strive to be as important as the "g" in Angus beef...
|
| 8 |
29-10-2026 18:11 |
What's the difference between the dishwasher and your wife?
You don't have to c
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| 8 |
29-10-2026 11:33 |
[Meme]
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| 8 |
29-10-2026 11:32 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
28-10-2026 19:35 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
28-10-2026 19:17 |
What does toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common...?
They both
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| 8 |
27-10-2026 16:59 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
24-10-2026 15:18 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
20-10-2026 11:18 |
A jumbo jet in landing in Las Vegas.
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Vegas an
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| 8 |
19-10-2026 11:36 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
14-10-2026 14:16 |
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscre
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| 8 |
14-10-2026 13:27 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
14-10-2026 13:20 |
[Meme]
meme
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13-10-2026 07:11 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
11-10-2026 05:38 |
[Meme]
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11-10-2026 04:41 |
[Meme]
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| 8 |
10-10-2026 16:08 |
[Meme]
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| 8 |
10-10-2026 07:28 |
[Meme]
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08-10-2026 08:47 |
[Meme]
meme
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05-10-2026 14:18 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
03-10-2026 03:33 |
[Meme]
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30-09-2026 14:37 |
[Meme]
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24-09-2026 10:39 |
[Meme]
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24-09-2026 09:45 |
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22-09-2026 06:34 |
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22-09-2026 06:18 |
[Meme]
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16-09-2026 05:30 |
[Meme]
meme
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15-09-2026 05:44 |
[Meme]
meme
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11-09-2026 09:59 |
[Meme]
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11-09-2026 02:40 |
[Meme]
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10-09-2026 08:32 |
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09-09-2026 06:57 |
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08-09-2026 16:41 |
[Meme]
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07-09-2026 15:53 |
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meme
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07-09-2026 05:29 |
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meme
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07-09-2026 05:29 |
[Meme]
meme
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06-09-2026 12:29 |
[Meme]
meme
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06-09-2026 12:26 |
[Meme]
meme
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05-09-2026 08:24 |
[Meme]
meme
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02-09-2026 08:33 |
[Meme]
meme
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31-08-2026 07:17 |
[Meme]
meme
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31-08-2026 06:26 |
[Meme]
meme
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28-08-2026 10:14 |
[Meme]
meme
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27-08-2026 10:43 |
[Meme]
meme
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27-08-2026 09:20 |
[Meme]
meme
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27-08-2026 07:49 |
[Meme]
meme
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25-08-2026 17:16 |
[Meme]
meme
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07-08-2026 03:31 |
[Meme]
meme
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25-07-2026 07:07 |
[Meme]
meme
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22-07-2026 14:56 |
[Meme]
meme
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22-07-2026 14:54 |
[Meme]
meme
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19-07-2026 06:01 |
[Meme]
meme
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16-07-2026 11:20 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
13-07-2026 12:53 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
13-07-2026 12:52 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
13-07-2026 12:46 |
What's orange and shits itself?
Prince Harry in a tunnel...
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| 8 |
12-07-2026 11:39 |
I have some hearing aids for sale...
If you're interested, give me a shout.
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| 8 |
12-07-2026 11:31 |
My new neighbour popped his head over the fence today and said, "what's going do
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| 8 |
12-07-2026 11:08 |
What's yellow and covered in marge?
Homer Simpson's cock...
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| 8 |
11-07-2026 07:11 |
I met my wife at a fancy dress party where I was dressed up as a ghost.
I deci
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| 8 |
11-07-2026 07:10 |
What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
Batman can go in the shop
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| 8 |
11-07-2026 07:04 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
11-07-2026 07:03 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
08-07-2026 15:35 |
My girlfriend is half Korean.
Her mum is Korean and her dad is Korean, she jus
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| 8 |
08-07-2026 15:28 |
I told my Indian colleague at work that I'd dropped a can of deodorant down the
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| 8 |
08-07-2026 05:53 |
What's got 10 teeth, 30 legs, and stinks of piss..?
The front row of a Cliff Ri
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| 8 |
07-07-2026 16:36 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
06-07-2026 14:08 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
01-07-2026 09:12 |
My wife is concerned about me constantly drinking brake fluid.
But I can stop
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| 7 |
12-11-2026 15:28 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
11-11-2026 17:50 |
[Meme]
meme
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03-11-2026 05:22 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
02-11-2026 15:31 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
02-11-2026 05:02 |
A nun went into an off license and asked for a bottle of whisky.
"Whisky?", the
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| 7 |
30-10-2026 12:00 |
What's the difference between light and hard?
I can sleep with the light on....
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| 7 |
29-10-2026 16:38 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
27-10-2026 16:58 |
I got arrested today for stealing a kitchen utensil....
It was a whisk I was wi
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| 7 |
26-10-2026 22:47 |
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll..?
Because Ken comes in a different box.
|
| 7 |
26-10-2026 21:49 |
How is pubic hair like parsley..?
You push it to the side before eating...
|
| 7 |
23-10-2026 17:37 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
23-10-2026 12:53 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
22-10-2026 10:42 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
20-10-2026 16:01 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
18-10-2026 12:06 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
14-10-2026 12:54 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
14-10-2026 08:08 |
The wife and I attended couple's counselling. The speaker mentioned that couples
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| 7 |
12-10-2026 07:08 |
My wife asked me, "We've been married 20 years. Honestly how old do I look?"
"
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| 7 |
11-10-2026 14:19 |
My wife came home from Tesco complaining that the cashier was a right royal bitc
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| 7 |
11-10-2026 06:25 |
My girlfriend invited me over to her house. I rang the doorbell and her younger
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| 7 |
11-10-2026 04:37 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
09-10-2026 08:01 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
29-09-2026 12:52 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
27-09-2026 03:21 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
26-09-2026 12:40 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
25-09-2026 11:05 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
22-09-2026 17:13 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
22-09-2026 06:20 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
22-09-2026 06:06 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
22-09-2026 04:00 |
In breaking news it's been announced that Earl Spencer's funeral is to be held o
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| 7 |
16-09-2026 07:02 |
When I was younger I used to have a sexual urge to pleasure myself by shoving le
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| 7 |
15-09-2026 17:35 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
10-09-2026 16:42 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
10-09-2026 08:32 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
09-09-2026 06:59 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
06-09-2026 12:54 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
31-08-2026 05:52 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
31-08-2026 05:52 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
30-08-2026 07:31 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
30-08-2026 04:43 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
30-08-2026 04:42 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
30-08-2026 04:39 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
27-08-2026 05:51 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
09-08-2026 02:47 |
What do illegal immigrants and sperms have in common..?
Thousands get in, but o
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| 7 |
07-08-2026 03:32 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
07-08-2026 03:30 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
02-08-2026 07:49 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
28-07-2026 04:52 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
25-07-2026 07:11 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
25-07-2026 07:02 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
21-07-2026 07:26 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
19-07-2026 06:03 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
13-07-2026 19:59 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
11-07-2026 07:04 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
07-07-2026 04:59 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
01-07-2026 09:10 |
Next week I've decided to dress as a different type of bread for each day of the
|
| 7 |
30-06-2026 17:55 |
My wife left me because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonations, but
|
| 6 |
12-11-2026 14:56 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
12-11-2026 14:53 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
12-11-2026 10:45 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
11-11-2026 18:14 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
07-11-2026 06:03 |
A boy lost his job at a chip shop so his dad went over to find out why.
The owne
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| 6 |
06-11-2026 12:16 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
05-11-2026 17:25 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
02-11-2026 04:58 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
02-11-2026 04:57 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
01-11-2026 17:38 |
It ain't "tipsy" until you need to close one eye in order to pick your drink up.
|
| 6 |
29-10-2026 14:14 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
27-10-2026 06:40 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
24-10-2026 15:37 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
24-10-2026 05:54 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
24-10-2026 05:52 |
The Liverpool manager flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani play football. He
|
| 6 |
23-10-2026 12:49 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
22-10-2026 08:08 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
22-10-2026 07:17 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
21-10-2026 05:55 |
A man was on holiday in Spain. He saw an interesting dish at a restaurant he sto
|
| 6 |
21-10-2026 05:39 |
A soldier deployed overseas received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend. S
|
| 6 |
20-10-2026 07:13 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
18-10-2026 11:34 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
18-10-2026 09:13 |
A bloke goes to the doctors:
"Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant.....but I alway
|
| 6 |
17-10-2026 10:14 |
Chavs always seem to like to name their offspring after expensive items. Names l
|
| 6 |
11-10-2026 14:07 |
While massaging my head my wife asked, "Sweetheart, before we got married who us
|
| 6 |
07-10-2026 04:52 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
03-10-2026 09:59 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
29-09-2026 14:59 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
29-09-2026 11:58 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
28-09-2026 06:22 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
28-09-2026 03:19 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
26-09-2026 12:41 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
18-09-2026 17:29 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
14-09-2026 12:41 |
What do they do when we send our deceased parents to the crematorium Andy..?
Bu
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| 6 |
10-09-2026 08:34 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
10-09-2026 08:29 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
09-09-2026 06:58 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
31-08-2026 05:53 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
28-08-2026 11:50 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
07-08-2026 03:31 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
27-07-2026 08:39 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
23-07-2026 16:46 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
23-07-2026 16:45 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
21-07-2026 07:26 |
[Meme]
meme
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20-07-2026 06:29 |
[Meme]
meme
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19-07-2026 06:02 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
19-07-2026 06:01 |
[Meme]
meme
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19-07-2026 06:00 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
18-07-2026 01:31 |
[Meme]
meme
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18-07-2026 01:30 |
[Meme]
meme
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18-07-2026 01:30 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
16-07-2026 11:19 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
16-07-2026 11:18 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
14-07-2026 12:27 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
13-07-2026 19:59 |
[Meme]
meme
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13-07-2026 19:58 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
13-07-2026 19:58 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
13-07-2026 12:48 |
Go on Google and search for, "What space movie was made in 1992"...
(You're w
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| 6 |
12-07-2026 11:31 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
11-07-2026 07:13 |
I bet Harry's father is watching his movements while he's here through crossed f
|
| 6 |
10-07-2026 03:58 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
10-07-2026 03:58 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
08-07-2026 15:32 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
08-07-2026 15:31 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
08-07-2026 04:36 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
07-07-2026 16:20 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
07-07-2026 16:20 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
01-07-2026 09:15 |
TRAFFIC NEWS
Police say a lorry carrying "Vick's VapoRub" has crashed and shed
|
| 6 |
01-07-2026 09:08 |
I fucked a sarcastic bird last night.
She fucking loved it...
|
| 5 |
12-11-2026 07:09 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
10-11-2026 03:30 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
04-11-2026 10:05 |
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
He'd toss them in
|
| 5 |
02-11-2026 04:44 |
A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told b
|
| 5 |
02-11-2026 04:39 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
29-10-2026 18:01 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
26-10-2026 14:43 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
24-10-2026 05:05 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
23-10-2026 13:15 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
23-10-2026 12:59 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
23-10-2026 12:51 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
23-10-2026 12:46 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
22-10-2026 08:41 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
17-10-2026 11:15 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
14-10-2026 21:24 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
14-10-2026 19:46 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
13-10-2026 10:29 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
13-10-2026 10:27 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
10-10-2026 04:37 |
What's the difference between Wasp/Crash100 and the tedious, unfunny fart based
|
| 5 |
08-10-2026 13:39 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
29-09-2026 11:43 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
26-09-2026 01:25 |
Apparently, Man City's legal team is led by Lord "Panick".....
Sometimes the jok
|
| 5 |
24-09-2026 09:45 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
21-09-2026 04:20 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
16-09-2026 05:57 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
14-09-2026 14:28 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
14-09-2026 14:23 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
11-09-2026 02:46 |
Manchester United played the first leg of their European match against Sabah of
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| 5 |
05-09-2026 08:25 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
01-09-2026 06:26 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
30-08-2026 04:43 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
02-08-2026 05:00 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
28-07-2026 04:51 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
28-07-2026 04:51 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
27-07-2026 08:39 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
25-07-2026 07:00 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
22-07-2026 14:54 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
20-07-2026 10:15 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
20-07-2026 06:28 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
19-07-2026 06:02 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
12-07-2026 11:23 |
I've lost loads of weight just by wearing bread on my head...
It's a loaf hat d
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| 5 |
11-07-2026 07:08 |
I went to the doctor over my hearing problems and he asked me to describe the sy
|
| 5 |
11-07-2026 07:04 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
10-07-2026 03:57 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
10-07-2026 03:40 |
I used to work in the cafe at a nudist colony and I was the most popular person
|
| 4 |
03-11-2026 05:06 |
There was a poetry competition final with two contestants, a university student
|
| 4 |
02-11-2026 06:19 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
02-11-2026 04:53 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
29-10-2026 20:18 |
Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
Because the rest are "week" days...
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| 4 |
28-10-2026 09:54 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
27-10-2026 06:41 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
26-10-2026 21:55 |
What do you call the sweat between a couple from Norfolk on their wedding night.
|
| 4 |
26-10-2026 07:56 |
A doctor said to his patient, "I'm terribly sorry but I have some bad news and s
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| 4 |
23-10-2026 14:22 |
An aeroplane is about to crash. A female passenger jumps up and frantically anno
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| 4 |
23-10-2026 13:07 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
14-10-2026 13:37 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
13-10-2026 22:10 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
13-10-2026 07:04 |
An old couple are sitting on the porch:
"Do you remember when you used to hold
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| 4 |
11-10-2026 06:01 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
08-10-2026 09:55 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
03-10-2026 03:24 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
02-10-2026 13:34 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
23-09-2026 07:02 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
22-09-2026 06:49 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
11-09-2026 02:41 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
10-09-2026 08:30 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
06-09-2026 12:55 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
02-09-2026 10:42 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
01-09-2026 08:55 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
01-09-2026 05:48 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
30-08-2026 04:40 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
28-08-2026 10:13 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
19-08-2026 05:28 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
03-08-2026 10:59 |
Wife: I'm going to donate some of my clothes to the charity shop.
Husband: Any
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| 4 |
28-07-2026 04:52 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
27-07-2026 08:38 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
22-07-2026 14:57 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
18-07-2026 01:29 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
13-07-2026 12:53 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
12-07-2026 11:33 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
11-07-2026 07:15 |
I told my dad I couldn't believe that I'd failed my biology exam.
He said, "I'
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| 4 |
07-07-2026 16:17 |
[Meme]
meme
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01-07-2026 09:13 |
Understand paranoid people better by secretly following them around...
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01-07-2026 09:05 |
"How have you been coping?", asked my therapist.
"Mostly with sarcasm", I answ
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10-11-2026 03:28 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 3 |
27-10-2026 06:44 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 3 |
27-10-2026 06:40 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 3 |
21-10-2026 07:08 |
I was today years old when I realised that "Mr owl ate my metal worm" spelled ba
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| 3 |
11-09-2026 02:40 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 3 |
11-09-2026 02:38 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 3 |
02-09-2026 10:39 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 3 |
30-08-2026 04:41 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 3 |
26-08-2026 04:38 |
[Clip]
clip
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| 3 |
24-08-2026 19:04 |
I see Rylan is managing Fulham nowadays...
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| 3 |
28-07-2026 04:51 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 3 |
16-07-2026 11:18 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 3 |
12-07-2026 11:34 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 3 |
12-07-2026 11:33 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 3 |
12-07-2026 11:33 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 3 |
12-07-2026 11:32 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 3 |
01-07-2026 09:06 |
What does football and democracy have in common..?
Adding the word "American" c
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| 2 |
13-11-2026 04:41 |
I walked in to find my dyslexic mate putting black shoe polish on his knob.
"No
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| 2 |
10-11-2026 04:21 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 2 |
27-10-2026 06:42 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 2 |
11-09-2026 02:41 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 2 |
11-09-2026 02:39 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 2 |
11-09-2026 02:39 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 2 |
20-07-2026 06:30 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 2 |
20-07-2026 06:29 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 2 |
20-07-2026 06:29 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 2 |
20-07-2026 06:28 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 2 |
18-07-2026 01:30 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 2 |
14-07-2026 01:35 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 2 |
09-07-2026 09:10 |
Totally eclipsed heart....(RIP though).
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| 1 |
28-10-2026 23:05 |
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meme
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