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New 'Download' function added to Clips AI vectoring duplicate detection implemented for new jokes Duplicate joke database scanner added; sends detections to Moderators to review 'View Comments' added on the User Menu so you can find all comments on your own jokes 'Followed Jokes' added on User Menu so you can keep track of a joke you've commented on 'Super Vote' - Hold the ⬆️ for 2-4s if you think a joke is REALLY good and it gets double points eMail verification required for sign-up, to help combat enshitifying users IP blocking for confirmed abusers/serial downvoters Duplicate detection for mods increased a little to catch more 🤓 Better duplicate detection added. Sorry, but expect 281 deletions soon 😳 Cookie warning added to comply with EUSSR GDPR laws. Added mail inbox notifications to users that get a duplicate deleted. Reply to appeal. 'Medium Duplicate Matches' added - this shows a lot more duplicates iGPU AI embedding implemented to the remote embedding server; Improves performance and frees uptime the CPUs New 'Download' function added to Clips AI vectoring duplicate detection implemented for new jokes Duplicate joke database scanner added; sends detections to Moderators to review 'View Comments' added on the User Menu so you can find all comments on your own jokes 'Followed Jokes' added on User Menu so you can keep track of a joke you've commented on 'Super Vote' - Hold the ⬆️ for 2-4s if you think a joke is REALLY good and it gets double points eMail verification required for sign-up, to help combat enshitifying users IP blocking for confirmed abusers/serial downvoters Duplicate detection for mods increased a little to catch more 🤓 Better duplicate detection added. Sorry, but expect 281 deletions soon 😳 Cookie warning added to comply with EUSSR GDPR laws. Added mail inbox notifications to users that get a duplicate deleted. Reply to appeal. 'Medium Duplicate Matches' added - this shows a lot more duplicates iGPU AI embedding implemented to the remote embedding server; Improves performance and frees uptime the CPUs

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24 07-08-2026 02:45 My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner
21 05-07-2026 09:28 My Mrs says I'm crap at fixing appliances. Well she's in for a shock...
16 30-06-2026 12:19 My wife asked me to name all the women I've slept with. Upon reflection I sh
15 08-07-2026 15:17 A few months ago my budgie escaped from its cage and had sex with the dog. An
14 30-07-2026 01:23 [Meme] meme
14 10-07-2026 03:57 [Meme] meme
14 10-07-2026 03:51 I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.
14 08-07-2026 15:24 I went to Tesco today, turned out they had a special on. He collects the trolle
14 05-07-2026 05:57 I've swapped all the labels on the wife's spice rack in the kitchen. She hasn'
14 30-06-2026 12:23 "Grooming gangs come from diverse backgrounds" states Home Office as long awaite
13 26-07-2026 09:04 [Meme] meme
13 16-07-2026 11:20 [Meme] meme
13 06-07-2026 10:33 "I've shaved my pubes if you fancy a bit", my wife said seductively. "Yeah, gi
13 01-07-2026 09:09 I've just been to visit the wife's grave. Bless her, she still thinks I'm di
12 23-07-2026 16:44 [Meme] meme
12 12-07-2026 11:27 I walked into the book shop and said to the girl behind the counter. "I'm look
12 10-07-2026 06:07 My wife said she's leaving me because I'm an annoying cunt. I almost choked on
12 08-07-2026 15:22 Kids today just don't know how well off they are. I was orphaned at an early age
12 07-07-2026 04:57 Do Africans have a "Lynx Britain" that smells like cigarettes, disappointment, a
12 06-07-2026 11:09 A bad workman always blames his fools... TOOLS!! I meant tools! Stupid fuckin
12 30-06-2026 12:16 My mate goes to the gym religiously every week. He looks like a right cunt on
11 25-07-2026 07:13 [Meme] meme
11 12-07-2026 11:28 If online bullying has taught us anything it's that some kids would rather kill
11 12-07-2026 11:17 My rap name is 50 pence. I'm a lot like 50 cents, just a bit more edgy...
11 08-07-2026 15:38 [Meme] meme
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10 11-08-2026 01:27 "Jesus loves you".... Comforting to hear in church, terrifying to hear in a Mex
10 28-07-2026 05:08 [Meme] meme
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10 10-07-2026 03:46 What bounces and makes children cry? My cheque to children in need.
10 10-07-2026 03:37 I said to the vicar, "Hello father. This is a lovely church. Can you tell me wha
10 08-07-2026 15:29 [Meme] meme
10 30-06-2026 12:14 I said to the doctor, "I've got a problem with my penis". "What's that?", he as
10 30-06-2026 12:11 Just bought a bag of Lidl "value" potatoes. They've got more black eyes than a p
9 11-08-2026 10:19 The police just raided my wife's illegal botox party... Neither of them looked
9 11-08-2026 10:17 I met some bloke who identified as a supermarket. "How long have you been doin
9 28-07-2026 04:52 [Meme] meme
9 27-07-2026 08:39 [Meme] meme
9 23-07-2026 16:45 [Meme] meme
9 21-07-2026 07:26 [Meme] meme
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9 14-07-2026 12:27 [Meme] meme
9 13-07-2026 12:52 [Meme] meme
9 12-07-2026 11:20 What's brown and worth fuck all? Shamima Begum's passport...
9 10-07-2026 03:48 Me and the wife were arguing about tits. I'm telling her it doesn't matter, she
9 06-07-2026 10:31 I had some Hispanic mates round for the football yesterday evening. I always try
9 30-06-2026 12:12 I just got a new personal best in the 100 metres. 52 metres...
8 07-08-2026 03:31 [Meme] meme
8 27-07-2026 08:38 [Meme] meme
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8 13-07-2026 12:46 What's orange and shits itself? Prince Harry in a tunnel...
8 12-07-2026 11:39 I have some hearing aids for sale... If you're interested, give me a shout.
8 12-07-2026 11:31 My new neighbour popped his head over the fence today and said, "what's going do
8 12-07-2026 11:08 What's yellow and covered in marge? Homer Simpson's cock...
8 11-07-2026 07:11 I met my wife at a fancy dress party where I was dressed up as a ghost. I deci
8 11-07-2026 07:10 What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go in the shop
8 11-07-2026 07:04 [Meme] meme
8 11-07-2026 07:03 [Meme] meme
8 08-07-2026 15:35 My girlfriend is half Korean. Her mum is Korean and her dad is Korean, she jus
8 08-07-2026 15:28 I told my Indian colleague at work that I'd dropped a can of deodorant down the
8 08-07-2026 05:53 What's got 10 teeth, 30 legs, and stinks of piss..? The front row of a Cliff Ri
8 07-07-2026 16:36 [Meme] meme
8 06-07-2026 14:08 [Meme] meme
8 01-07-2026 09:12 My wife is concerned about me constantly drinking brake fluid. But I can stop
7 09-08-2026 02:47 What do illegal immigrants and sperms have in common..? Thousands get in, but o
7 07-08-2026 03:32 [Meme] meme
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7 01-07-2026 09:10 Next week I've decided to dress as a different type of bread for each day of the
7 30-06-2026 17:55 My wife left me because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonations, but
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6 13-07-2026 12:48 Go on Google and search for, "What space movie was made in 1992"... (You're w
6 12-07-2026 11:31 [Meme] meme
6 11-07-2026 07:13 I bet Harry's father is watching his movements while he's here through crossed f
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6 01-07-2026 09:15 TRAFFIC NEWS Police say a lorry carrying "Vick's VapoRub" has crashed and shed
6 01-07-2026 09:08 I fucked a sarcastic bird last night. She fucking loved it...
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5 12-07-2026 11:23 I've lost loads of weight just by wearing bread on my head... It's a loaf hat d
5 11-07-2026 07:08 I went to the doctor over my hearing problems and he asked me to describe the sy
5 11-07-2026 07:04 [Meme] meme
5 10-07-2026 03:57 [Meme] meme
5 10-07-2026 03:40 I used to work in the cafe at a nudist colony and I was the most popular person
4 03-08-2026 10:59 Wife: I'm going to donate some of my clothes to the charity shop. Husband: Any
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4 11-07-2026 07:15 I told my dad I couldn't believe that I'd failed my biology exam. He said, "I'
4 07-07-2026 16:17 [Meme] meme
4 01-07-2026 09:13 Understand paranoid people better by secretly following them around...
4 01-07-2026 09:05 "How have you been coping?", asked my therapist. "Mostly with sarcasm", I answ
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3 01-07-2026 09:06 What does football and democracy have in common..? Adding the word "American" c
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2 09-07-2026 09:10 Totally eclipsed heart....(RIP though).
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