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| 25 | 22-09-2026 01:27 | Has anyone looked at "Sicki" lately? All completely unfunny "jokes" about breaki |
| 25 | 07-08-2026 02:45 | My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner |
| 22 | 05-07-2026 09:28 | My Mrs says I'm crap at fixing appliances. Well she's in for a shock... |
| 16 | 30-06-2026 12:19 | My wife asked me to name all the women I've slept with. Upon reflection I sh |
| 15 | 09-09-2026 07:00 | [Meme] meme |
| 15 | 21-08-2026 06:13 | [Meme] meme |
| 15 | 30-07-2026 01:23 | [Meme] meme |
| 15 | 08-07-2026 15:17 | A few months ago my budgie escaped from its cage and had sex with the dog. An |
| 14 | 16-07-2026 11:20 | [Meme] meme |
| 14 | 10-07-2026 03:57 | [Meme] meme |
| 14 | 10-07-2026 03:51 | I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas. |
| 14 | 08-07-2026 15:24 | I went to Tesco today, turned out they had a special on. He collects the trolle |
| 14 | 05-07-2026 05:57 | I've swapped all the labels on the wife's spice rack in the kitchen. She hasn' |
| 14 | 30-06-2026 12:23 | "Grooming gangs come from diverse backgrounds" states Home Office as long awaite |
| 13 | 28-08-2026 10:18 | [Meme] meme |
| 13 | 26-07-2026 09:04 | [Meme] meme |
| 13 | 06-07-2026 10:33 | "I've shaved my pubes if you fancy a bit", my wife said seductively. "Yeah, gi |
| 13 | 01-07-2026 09:09 | I've just been to visit the wife's grave. Bless her, she still thinks I'm di |
| 12 | 22-09-2026 06:32 | [Meme] meme |
| 12 | 16-09-2026 06:59 | [Meme] meme |
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| 12 | 23-07-2026 16:44 | [Meme] meme |
| 12 | 12-07-2026 11:27 | I walked into the book shop and said to the girl behind the counter. "I'm look |
| 12 | 10-07-2026 06:07 | My wife said she's leaving me because I'm an annoying cunt. I almost choked on |
| 12 | 08-07-2026 15:22 | Kids today just don't know how well off they are. I was orphaned at an early age |
| 12 | 07-07-2026 04:57 | Do Africans have a "Lynx Britain" that smells like cigarettes, disappointment, a |
| 12 | 06-07-2026 11:09 | A bad workman always blames his fools... TOOLS!! I meant tools! Stupid fuckin |
| 12 | 30-06-2026 12:16 | My mate goes to the gym religiously every week. He looks like a right cunt on |
| 11 | 20-09-2026 11:38 | My mate asked me, "What do you spend on a bottle of wine?". "I dunno, about 20 |
| 11 | 17-09-2026 04:55 | [Meme] meme |
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| 11 | 27-08-2026 07:55 | [Meme] meme |
| 11 | 11-08-2026 01:27 | "Jesus loves you".... Comforting to hear in church, terrifying to hear in a Mex |
| 11 | 26-07-2026 09:04 | [Meme] meme |
| 11 | 25-07-2026 07:13 | [Meme] meme |
| 11 | 12-07-2026 11:28 | If online bullying has taught us anything it's that some kids would rather kill |
| 11 | 12-07-2026 11:17 | My rap name is 50 pence. I'm a lot like 50 cents, just a bit more edgy... |
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| 10 | 27-08-2026 13:46 | [Meme] meme |
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| 10 | 10-07-2026 03:46 | What bounces and makes children cry? My cheque to children in need. |
| 10 | 10-07-2026 03:37 | I said to the vicar, "Hello father. This is a lovely church. Can you tell me wha |
| 10 | 08-07-2026 15:29 | [Meme] meme |
| 10 | 30-06-2026 12:14 | I said to the doctor, "I've got a problem with my penis". "What's that?", he as |
| 10 | 30-06-2026 12:11 | Just bought a bag of Lidl "value" potatoes. They've got more black eyes than a p |
| 9 | 28-09-2026 06:44 | [Meme] meme |
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| 9 | 11-08-2026 10:19 | The police just raided my wife's illegal botox party... Neither of them looked |
| 9 | 11-08-2026 10:17 | I met some bloke who identified as a supermarket. "How long have you been doin |
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| 9 | 12-07-2026 11:20 | What's brown and worth fuck all? Shamima Begum's passport... |
| 9 | 10-07-2026 03:48 | Me and the wife were arguing about tits. I'm telling her it doesn't matter, she |
| 9 | 06-07-2026 10:31 | I had some Hispanic mates round for the football yesterday evening. I always try |
| 9 | 30-06-2026 12:12 | I just got a new personal best in the 100 metres. 52 metres... |
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| 8 | 13-07-2026 12:46 | What's orange and shits itself? Prince Harry in a tunnel... |
| 8 | 12-07-2026 11:39 | I have some hearing aids for sale... If you're interested, give me a shout. |
| 8 | 12-07-2026 11:31 | My new neighbour popped his head over the fence today and said, "what's going do |
| 8 | 12-07-2026 11:08 | What's yellow and covered in marge? Homer Simpson's cock... |
| 8 | 11-07-2026 07:11 | I met my wife at a fancy dress party where I was dressed up as a ghost. I deci |
| 8 | 11-07-2026 07:10 | What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go in the shop |
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| 8 | 08-07-2026 15:35 | My girlfriend is half Korean. Her mum is Korean and her dad is Korean, she jus |
| 8 | 08-07-2026 15:28 | I told my Indian colleague at work that I'd dropped a can of deodorant down the |
| 8 | 08-07-2026 05:53 | What's got 10 teeth, 30 legs, and stinks of piss..? The front row of a Cliff Ri |
| 8 | 07-07-2026 16:36 | [Meme] meme |
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| 8 | 01-07-2026 09:12 | My wife is concerned about me constantly drinking brake fluid. But I can stop |
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| 7 | 22-09-2026 04:00 | In breaking news it's been announced that Earl Spencer's funeral is to be held o |
| 7 | 16-09-2026 07:02 | When I was younger I used to have a sexual urge to pleasure myself by shoving le |
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| 7 | 09-08-2026 02:47 | What do illegal immigrants and sperms have in common..? Thousands get in, but o |
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| 7 | 01-07-2026 09:10 | Next week I've decided to dress as a different type of bread for each day of the |
| 7 | 30-06-2026 17:55 | My wife left me because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonations, but |
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| 6 | 14-09-2026 12:41 | What do they do when we send our deceased parents to the crematorium Andy..? Bu |
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| 6 | 13-07-2026 12:48 | Go on Google and search for, "What space movie was made in 1992"... (You're w |
| 6 | 12-07-2026 11:31 | [Meme] meme |
| 6 | 11-07-2026 07:13 | I bet Harry's father is watching his movements while he's here through crossed f |
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| 6 | 01-07-2026 09:15 | TRAFFIC NEWS Police say a lorry carrying "Vick's VapoRub" has crashed and shed |
| 6 | 01-07-2026 09:08 | I fucked a sarcastic bird last night. She fucking loved it... |
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| 5 | 26-09-2026 01:25 | Apparently, Man City's legal team is led by Lord "Panick"..... Sometimes the jok |
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| 5 | 11-09-2026 02:46 | Manchester United played the first leg of their European match against Sabah of |
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| 5 | 12-07-2026 11:23 | I've lost loads of weight just by wearing bread on my head... It's a loaf hat d |
| 5 | 11-07-2026 07:08 | I went to the doctor over my hearing problems and he asked me to describe the sy |
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| 5 | 10-07-2026 03:40 | I used to work in the cafe at a nudist colony and I was the most popular person |
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| 4 | 03-08-2026 10:59 | Wife: I'm going to donate some of my clothes to the charity shop. Husband: Any |
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| 4 | 11-07-2026 07:15 | I told my dad I couldn't believe that I'd failed my biology exam. He said, "I' |
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| 4 | 01-07-2026 09:13 | Understand paranoid people better by secretly following them around... |
| 4 | 01-07-2026 09:05 | "How have you been coping?", asked my therapist. "Mostly with sarcasm", I answ |
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| 3 | 26-08-2026 04:38 | [Clip] clip |
| 3 | 24-08-2026 19:04 | I see Rylan is managing Fulham nowadays... |
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| 3 | 01-07-2026 09:06 | What does football and democracy have in common..? Adding the word "American" c |
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| 2 | 09-07-2026 09:10 | Totally eclipsed heart....(RIP though). |