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I used to work in the cafe at a nudist colony and I was the most popular person there. Mainly because I could carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts at the same time...

spike125 🥇 (1384) · 10-07-2026 0340
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The version I heard was the most popular girl could eat the last doughnut, not all of them. Also kudos to spike125 for spelling doughnut correctly.

ianwatkins · 10-07-2026 1754
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Any woman who can eat 12 donuts must be a fair old size.

Gingerpubes · 10-07-2026 1222
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... and the old follow-up line was that the most popular girl in the colony could eat all twelve donuts.

nausicaa · 10-07-2026 1202
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