| 23 |
24-07-2026 20:47 |
My blood pressure is quite high so my doctor told me to eat more vegetables, lea
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| 20 |
03-12-2025 14:28 |
Never thought I'd see anything more ironic than a guy in a wheelchair eating a b
|
| 17 |
31-07-2026 02:53 |
I suddenly felt a tightness in my chest and my left arm went completely numb, of
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| 16 |
29-07-2026 18:31 |
Why is vodka clear?
So the Russians can tell it isn't their tap water.
|
| 16 |
20-06-2026 07:43 |
'Cabinet turns on Starmer'
Is there anything that doesn't give him a boner?
|
| 16 |
23-05-2026 02:01 |
I've invented a magic beam that you can aim at any woman's head and it instantly
|
| 15 |
05-08-2026 18:13 |
A woman who stabbed 4 men in Covent Garden has been arrested, with Police saying
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| 15 |
28-07-2026 17:36 |
My Chinese girlfriend dumped me and now I can't find my way home because I'm tot
|
| 15 |
27-07-2026 17:45 |
What do you say to a Geography graduate?
Big Mac and fries, please.
|
| 15 |
11-06-2026 05:35 |
The most popular final meal on death row is fried chicken.
Not very surprisin
|
| 14 |
27-07-2026 18:31 |
The Jodrell Bank Observatory, which can see billions of light years into space,
|
| 14 |
07-07-2026 16:32 |
I dumped my girlfriend because she enjoys anal sex.
Don't get me wrong I love
|
| 13 |
07-08-2026 06:25 |
Why's a 16 year old like a five pound note?
They're both legal and they're bo
|
| 13 |
11-07-2026 02:22 |
If I could go back in time I'd kill Hitler.
Right after I raped Marilyn Monro
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| 13 |
02-07-2026 15:15 |
How do you crucify a cripple?
On a Swastika.
|
| 13 |
16-06-2026 02:37 |
I got fired from the advertising agency for proposing a new KFC slogan:
The t
|
| 12 |
02-08-2026 18:47 |
Simon Cowell really puts the turd in Saturday.
|
| 12 |
20-07-2026 21:37 |
Air travel is the safest form of transport.
Safer than driving? Yes.
Safer
|
| 12 |
30-06-2026 18:42 |
I do feel a bit sorry for the Germans being knocked out so early.
I bet most
|
| 12 |
20-06-2026 08:55 |
What's big, purple and comes up your rear end unexpectedly?
The EMR express f
|
| 12 |
19-06-2026 07:39 |
Jamie Varley sentenced to whole life term for raping and murdering infant boy he
|
| 11 |
09-08-2026 00:32 |
When my wife was giving birth, screaming in agony she turned to me and yelled "Y
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| 11 |
06-08-2026 19:21 |
It's a bit cloudy today.
I should see a urologist.
|
| 11 |
27-07-2026 22:22 |
Two vultures are eating Bill Oddie.
On says to the other "Does this taste fun
|
| 11 |
15-07-2026 21:38 |
Why are there no Chinese paedophiles?
Because when you offer a Chinese kid a
|
| 11 |
26-06-2026 08:34 |
When I was a young boy I met the guy who did the voice of Tony the Tiger.
I g
|
| 11 |
12-06-2026 06:43 |
I really hope England wins.
Not the World Cup, I mean us versus the Muslims.
|
| 11 |
11-06-2026 06:05 |
I came home and my wife was sat there with loads of famous rappers.
Twix, Sni
|
| 11 |
03-06-2026 22:03 |
If male footballers have WAGs what do female footballers have?
WAGs.
|
| 11 |
02-06-2026 16:44 |
Sheep shaggers belong behind baas.
|
| 11 |
01-06-2026 16:26 |
Some people complain about genetically modified food, but it's flying off the sh
|
| 11 |
24-12-2025 05:59 |
You know it was a good Christmas party when your P45 arrives at your house befor
|
| 10 |
27-07-2026 18:35 |
My grandad had Parkinson's disease.
He could never stop interviewing people.
|
| 10 |
27-07-2026 17:44 |
Did you hear about the maths teacher with constipation?
He worked it out with
|
| 10 |
12-07-2026 20:53 |
My wife said she wanted to try something new in the bedroom. Excitedly I asked "
|
| 10 |
20-06-2026 07:49 |
'King extends olive branch for Harry'
Let's see if Meghan swings off it.
|
| 10 |
20-06-2026 01:12 |
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
ALL MEN ARE BASTARDS!
|
| 10 |
14-06-2026 05:14 |
I met my girlfriend when I brought a baby pigeon with a broken wing to their ani
|
| 10 |
23-05-2026 11:00 |
I watched some German scat porn earlier, it was disgusting!
The bird in it ha
|
| 10 |
22-05-2026 15:27 |
I've created a burlesque show featuring women who are missing arms or legs.
I
|
| 10 |
22-05-2026 15:18 |
I wondered why so many beautiful young girls are doing scat porn now.
I guess
|
| 10 |
17-12-2025 15:45 |
Did you know...
Black men's semen is more nutritious than white men's? It con
|
| 9 |
16-08-2026 16:40 |
Whenever I used to see footage of Ethiopians dying of famine with flies all over
|
| 9 |
01-08-2026 06:55 |
I take after my mother, except for the whole penis thing.
I can take them or
|
| 9 |
27-07-2026 19:13 |
I just had an argument with my 5 year old about the importance of wearing pants
|
| 9 |
26-07-2026 03:57 |
How to get rid of crabs:
1. shave one testicle so they all move over to the o
|
| 9 |
18-06-2026 09:52 |
Despite all the jokes I'm not really a racist.
I would never molest a black c
|
| 9 |
17-06-2026 07:23 |
My new girlfriend is an insufferable, teetotal vegan. She never shuts up about a
|
| 9 |
13-06-2026 05:14 |
I've started a women's only gym so they don't have to deal with all the creepy g
|
| 9 |
12-06-2026 00:16 |
I joined a dating site. A woman wrote "Looking for a man who will be the reason
|
| 9 |
11-06-2026 05:22 |
Elton John's gotten really fat lately.
Goodbye normal jeans.
|
| 9 |
11-06-2026 05:11 |
My house is built on an Indian burial ground.
Although technically the house
|
| 9 |
11-06-2026 05:07 |
The news says that teen depression is at an all time high.
You fucking misera
|
| 9 |
06-06-2026 05:54 |
Ex-Channel 4 News host Jon Snow reveals he has Alzheimer's.
He found out when h
|
| 9 |
04-06-2026 08:32 |
I was taking the trash out the other day when the neighbour's kids saw me and ye
|
| 9 |
10-01-2026 13:09 |
[Meme]
meme
|
| 8 |
15-08-2026 04:18 |
I saw an article in The Guardian about finding contentment in life through the B
|
| 8 |
12-08-2026 02:28 |
My cock's not exactly the biggest in the world.
It's probably like 3rd or 4th
|
| 8 |
06-08-2026 19:33 |
Stephen Bear jailed for breaching restraining order against Georgia Harrison.
|
| 8 |
29-07-2026 17:45 |
"Four women accuse Jared Leto of criminal sexual conduct when they were teenager
|
| 8 |
28-07-2026 17:07 |
RIP Zippy
meme
|
| 8 |
14-07-2026 23:37 |
Why's everyone so excited about King Charles being on bank notes?
Most of the
|
| 8 |
20-06-2026 00:47 |
What's the difference between watching football and being raped?
Women don't
|
| 8 |
17-06-2026 07:55 |
I've often wondered, if I was stuck on a desert island with a gay guy, no women
|
| 8 |
11-06-2026 23:51 |
The most popular final meal on death row is fried chicken.
Let me guess, wate
|
| 8 |
11-06-2026 16:58 |
I just saw a Gemma Collins lookalike contest.
Turns out it was just the queue
|
| 8 |
11-06-2026 05:21 |
My white van was dirty and I saw my cheeky neighbour write "WASH ME" in the dirt
|
| 8 |
09-06-2026 00:58 |
Kate McCann's looking a bit pale these days.
It's been a long time since she
|
| 8 |
07-06-2026 21:59 |
There's a new children's game about Henry Nowak’s death.
Died and Sikh.
|
| 8 |
03-06-2026 18:01 |
I once knew a guy who died from mercury poisoning.
He got AIDS from the lead
|
| 8 |
11-12-2025 19:00 |
I came up behind my wife and starting feeling her tits, hoping to get lucky.
|
| 7 |
13-08-2026 13:05 |
I'd just like to express my heartfelt sympathies to the families of Person A, Pe
|
| 7 |
27-07-2026 19:10 |
My ex girlfriend Odyssey a therapist
meme
|
| 7 |
27-07-2026 18:00 |
I just watched that King Kong film from 1933, it was so unrealistic.
When he
|
| 7 |
24-07-2026 20:23 |
I'm only attracted to girls who don't have tattoos.
Yanno, children.
|
| 7 |
18-07-2026 21:03 |
Josh Kerry murdered Ann Widdecombe because of her stance on illegal immigrants.
|
| 7 |
17-07-2026 17:30 |
Which side of a cat has the most fur?
The outside.
|
| 7 |
03-07-2026 10:11 |
Hands up those who like fisting.
|
| 7 |
20-06-2026 07:11 |
The driver of that locomotive in Bedfordshire was fully trained.
|
| 7 |
20-06-2026 01:35 |
Big-titted blonde: Doctor, doctor, I can't stop drinking men's piss!
Doctor:
|
| 7 |
20-06-2026 01:19 |
When I was in the cub scouts Akela tried to molest me.
But I tied his dick in a
|
| 7 |
11-06-2026 05:52 |
"The Lottery is just a tax on stupid people."
Said my dad as he read The Guar
|
| 7 |
11-06-2026 05:18 |
The Queen was very upset at Princess Diana's funeral.
But he still played the
|
| 7 |
04-06-2026 22:11 |
My wife complained her tits were too small, so I told her to rub a piece of toil
|
| 7 |
04-06-2026 21:44 |
Porn is so unrealistic these days.
How can 10 guys piss on a woman and not ev
|
| 7 |
03-06-2026 18:03 |
Why was Robert Maxwell like Freddie Mercury?
They were both found in fishnets
|
| 7 |
03-06-2026 17:56 |
Last night I slept 8 hours straight.
Except for the 2 hours of hardcore gay org
|
| 7 |
02-05-2026 15:31 |
Teacher: Can anyone name a Cardinal sin?
Little Johnny: Fucking choirboys!
|
| 7 |
01-05-2026 09:56 |
With anti-Semitic attacks on the rise and the terror level threat increased I ju
|
| 7 |
04-04-2026 18:54 |
Had a bit of a row with my girlfriend in the pub last night and she ended up goi
|
| 7 |
27-03-2026 14:03 |
Snatch catch
clip
|
| 7 |
14-02-2026 07:55 |
For Valentine's Day I'm giving my girlfriend something very special, a bottle of
|
| 7 |
09-02-2026 22:47 |
I was playing loud music on the stereo yesterday morning, my neighbours loved it
|
| 7 |
31-12-2025 00:16 |
Every New Year's Eve I go to the annual Bulimic's Ball.
It's always heaving.
|
| 7 |
30-12-2025 08:18 |
When I was in high school there was a girl in my class called Bernie. Her full n
|
| 7 |
29-12-2025 02:45 |
Some people say I'm a bigot but at least I'll admit there are 37 genders.
Mal
|
| 7 |
25-12-2025 01:27 |
What's red and white and flies through the air on Christmas Eve?
Depressed Am
|
| 7 |
20-12-2025 01:18 |
So I'm decluttering my house using that one simple rule - if you haven't used it
|
| 7 |
19-12-2025 19:17 |
At this time of year, spare a thought for those who struggle to put food on the
|
| 7 |
17-12-2025 16:05 |
Nobody was interested in my carpentry class.
Then I offered to teach them how
|
| 7 |
17-12-2025 15:53 |
Thanks to supergalley for setting up this new site.
The old one was about as
|
| 7 |
09-12-2025 17:14 |
What do they sing at woke Christmas parties?
We wish that you hadn't said th
|
| 7 |
03-12-2025 16:49 |
My new girlfriend said I should buy her some flowers.
I said why spend money
|
| 6 |
23-07-2026 21:21 |
Nature can be incredibly cruel, like when a baby giraffe gets eaten alive by hye
|
| 6 |
10-07-2026 23:36 |
Besides doing his own stunts, Tom Cruise has a pilot's licence and regularly fli
|
| 6 |
10-07-2026 18:02 |
Say what you like about Katie Price but she always uses a condom.
...and thos
|
| 6 |
29-06-2026 11:48 |
And today's celebrity I'll be googling young/nude pics of is...
Penelope Keit
|
| 6 |
20-06-2026 00:50 |
I may hate the queers but I don't hold anything against lesbians.
Because the
|
| 6 |
12-06-2026 00:12 |
At school my nickname was Spiderman.
I wasn't good at gymnastics, it was beca
|
| 6 |
11-06-2026 05:25 |
A gorgeous, big-titted blonde hopped in the back of my taxi.
"Where to love?"
|
| 6 |
06-06-2026 05:31 |
What's the best way to determine the gradient of a shop doorway?
Piss in it.
|
| 6 |
06-06-2026 04:55 |
"Palestinian baby killed by Israeli gunfire in West Bank", health ministry says.
|
| 6 |
06-06-2026 00:12 |
I was in a posh wine bar last night, this gorgeous young blonde with big tits in
|
| 6 |
05-06-2026 23:47 |
Porn is so unrealistic these days.
If she was really a police officer she'd h
|
| 6 |
04-06-2026 21:51 |
Why are the Pyramids in Egypt?
Because they're too heavy to carry to a Britis
|
| 6 |
22-05-2026 23:40 |
I slipped on some mud walking the dog and dislocated my shoulder, it's terrible
|
| 6 |
22-05-2026 00:06 |
When asked by a reporter why he wanted to climb Everest, George Mallory replied,
|
| 6 |
14-05-2026 20:33 |
A man goes to visit his dad who is in hospital dying. The old man's health is fa
|
| 6 |
24-03-2026 13:00 |
There's a lot of murders in my neighbourhood but the rent is cheap.
That's wh
|
| 6 |
15-03-2026 14:11 |
Surprise! It's a nigger.
clip
|
| 6 |
15-02-2026 09:43 |
Sport
meme
|
| 6 |
10-01-2026 13:10 |
and vegan, and have an iPhone
meme
|
| 6 |
08-01-2026 14:52 |
Yanno what they say, treat 'em mean.
Keep 'em keen?
No, just treat 'em mean.
meme
|
| 6 |
07-01-2026 15:02 |
Absolute Legend - although hopefully he didn't murder anyone
clip
|
| 6 |
04-01-2026 12:35 |
I got a job as a bellhop in a swanky hotel. On my first day the manager said 'Pl
|
| 6 |
02-01-2026 08:33 |
[Meme]
meme
|
| 6 |
30-12-2025 01:36 |
To all those who received a book off me for Christmas: they're due back at the l
|
| 6 |
24-12-2025 06:24 |
Did you know Jeremy Corbyn has a tattoo?
It's on his lampshade.
|
| 6 |
19-12-2025 19:39 |
Where's the place that little people create Christmas toys for all the good girl
|
| 6 |
17-12-2025 14:02 |
Me and the family are going to spend Christmas in Australia and see Bondi Beach'
|
| 6 |
09-12-2025 14:24 |
Old?
Alone this Christmas?
That's society's way of tellng you you're a cu
|
| 6 |
06-12-2025 13:17 |
An alien walks into a bar. He's 9 foot tall, bright green, silver suit, 28 tenta
|
| 6 |
04-12-2025 10:33 |
This Christmas tree I bought is terrible.
I haven't seen this many needles on
|
| 5 |
02-08-2026 19:15 |
Sometimes I am quite close to my girlfriend but then I become more distant.
|
| 5 |
22-07-2026 22:25 |
[Clip]
clip
|
| 5 |
13-07-2026 11:22 |
Sam Neill has gone the way of the dinosaurs.
|
| 5 |
02-07-2026 19:29 |
When I first met my wife she had a tattoo on her inner thigh that said "Heaven t
|
| 5 |
02-07-2026 15:27 |
A man goes to the dentist, as the dentist leans over, he says, "So you had oral
|
| 5 |
26-06-2026 08:27 |
I don't mind the weather I just like seeing women get pooed on.
meme
|
| 5 |
23-06-2026 08:20 |
What do you call four gay guys having an orgy but none of them will take it up t
|
| 5 |
23-06-2026 05:00 |
My dad used to be a cunt but now he's a changed man.
He's changed twice a day
|
| 5 |
21-06-2026 09:36 |
I once went on a date with a fishmonger's daughter.
She lay on the slab and s
|
| 5 |
15-06-2026 03:11 |
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
He doesn't eat doughnuts he's dead.
|
| 5 |
12-06-2026 21:41 |
Apparently going to the gym is the new clubbing.
Seems legit, all the women d
|
| 5 |
12-06-2026 06:03 |
Marilyn Monroe said "if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at
|
| 5 |
12-06-2026 00:02 |
Any time I have an empty box I flatten it and save it for when I move house.
|
| 5 |
03-06-2026 17:54 |
It was karaoke night in the local last night and my mate did a great Robert Palm
|
| 5 |
03-06-2026 00:48 |
What's the most common job for Jewish people?
Nose.
|
| 5 |
27-05-2026 20:16 |
Life isn't great at the moment, struggling to find employment and my love life i
|
| 5 |
15-05-2026 18:54 |
5 Italian scuba divers have been found dead after they failed to resurface by th
|
| 5 |
03-05-2026 21:06 |
I went to the pub and and my mate said I look shatnered.
I said don't you mea
|
| 5 |
03-05-2026 19:44 |
I joined an online sewing forum but the women there kicked me out just because I
|
| 5 |
27-04-2026 17:46 |
I called the police and said "I just saw a nigger steal a woman's purse!"
She
|
| 5 |
02-04-2026 22:57 |
Robbie Williams says "fame should come with a health warning".
I think he mea
|
| 5 |
23-03-2026 05:19 |
Last night I shagged a bird with fake tits.
Her cock was real though.
|
| 5 |
05-03-2026 13:24 |
Had a bad hangover this morning so I had a Berocca.
It didn't really help but
|
| 5 |
02-03-2026 17:14 |
I got fired from the golf club today.
A group of 6 women came in and all I as
|
| 5 |
22-02-2026 13:49 |
I know a blonde girl who's not that attractive but after I get drunk she looks g
|
| 5 |
09-02-2026 22:41 |
Last Valentine's Day I proposed to my girlfriend but she said no.
I thought £
|
| 5 |
15-01-2026 15:28 |
Her name is Chioma Lovv. If you google her you are no longer allowed to be racis
meme
|
| 5 |
11-01-2026 14:39 |
I met an Irish woman last night, she said the English were the real terrorists.
|
| 5 |
04-01-2026 12:20 |
My sister just gave birth but sadly the baby has Down's Syndrome.
I told her
|
| 5 |
31-12-2025 00:26 |
ITEMS FOR SALE:
Garden Gate. No catch.
Homeless Man. Still in box.
Chee
|
| 5 |
30-12-2025 03:06 |
To all the blokes that got their girlfriends or wives lingerie for Christmas...
|
| 5 |
30-12-2025 01:34 |
I just found out that Sir Anthony Hopkins is Welsh.
It certainly explains why
|
| 5 |
29-12-2025 01:41 |
I've created a social media site where adult men can lie about their age and and
|
| 5 |
21-12-2025 09:51 |
The idea that dressing like a slut will get you raped is simply untrue.
I tri
|
| 5 |
19-12-2025 19:02 |
The council told me to take my 12-foot high inflatable light-up animatronic Rudo
|
| 5 |
19-12-2025 18:09 |
Glad to see Kylie enjoying her number 1 at Christmas, and I'll enjoy a number 3
|
| 5 |
17-12-2025 15:59 |
Say what you like about Vladimir Putin.
He's still the best damned Geography
|
| 5 |
17-12-2025 15:19 |
I asked Emily Blunt out on a date.
She said "No, fuck off you ugly cunt."
|
| 5 |
17-12-2025 15:14 |
[Meme]
meme
|
| 5 |
17-12-2025 15:01 |
Postnam Pat,
Postnam Pat,
Postnam Pat and his PTSD...
meme
|
| 5 |
17-12-2025 14:30 |
[Meme]
meme
|
| 5 |
12-12-2025 14:11 |
Last weekend I took the family to the Lake District. We had a long walk, it rain
|
| 5 |
12-12-2025 13:56 |
Took the family to the circus last night. When we got home I closed my eyes and
|
| 5 |
12-12-2025 13:07 |
Adult film actress Bonnie Blue to be deported from Bali.
And that, children,
|
| 5 |
09-12-2025 17:22 |
For Christmas this year my son wants Transformers and my daughter wants a jigsaw
|
| 4 |
08-08-2026 21:52 |
People bitching about the price of food are idiots, it's the quality I'm worried
|
| 4 |
02-08-2026 19:38 |
The great thing about being an adult is I can sit really close to the TV, just t
|
| 4 |
01-08-2026 08:55 |
I remember reading about Larry Nassar sexually abusing all those young gymnasts.
|
| 4 |
30-07-2026 17:32 |
[Meme]
meme
|
| 4 |
18-07-2026 19:56 |
Last time I was in London I found out they have male strip clubs down there, I w
|
| 4 |
16-07-2026 23:05 |
Uncle of Ann Widdecombe suspect says he 'nearly fell to floor' over arrest.
O
|
| 4 |
02-07-2026 19:27 |
Two nuns in a bath.
One says "Where's the soap?"
The other says "It certai
|
| 4 |
02-07-2026 19:26 |
A skint gay couple need money so one of them gets a job. It's his first day and
|
| 4 |
25-06-2026 15:35 |
But why's the wax white, MIchael?
clip
|
| 4 |
20-06-2026 00:55 |
I met a sailor in the pub, I asked if he liked the job.
He said yes I've travel
|
| 4 |
14-06-2026 04:40 |
I love my girlfriend's big black tits.
But Dr. Buzzkill says she needs a doub
|
| 4 |
12-06-2026 10:20 |
Ryanair investigated over charging parents to sit with children.
I don't mind
|
| 4 |
06-06-2026 12:19 |
Apparently Jim Jefferies uses too much seasoning when preparing food.
Someone
|
| 4 |
03-06-2026 17:58 |
I asked my golf coach how I can hit the ball straighter.
He said "Stop wearin
|
| 4 |
22-05-2026 23:44 |
There once was a man from Khartoum
Who lured a young maid to her doom
He licke
|
| 4 |
09-04-2026 22:14 |
The doctor told me I had 3 months to live, I said I wanted a second opinion.
|
| 4 |
04-04-2026 23:43 |
Alright good luck with that.
meme
|
| 4 |
01-04-2026 00:13 |
Missing girl 'found safe and well'.
I'm guessing the well had water in it, bu
|
| 4 |
27-03-2026 20:33 |
Tiger Woods has crashed and rolled a car over for the second time.
He just ne
|
| 4 |
26-03-2026 01:06 |
2 queers are talking:
Faggot 1: Has the paperboy come yet?
Faggot 2: Well
|
| 4 |
20-03-2026 20:11 |
[Clip]
clip
|
| 4 |
10-03-2026 23:42 |
6 people dead in a bus fire in Switzerland.
Makes a change from being buried
|
| 4 |
10-03-2026 23:41 |
6 people dead in bus fire in Switzerland.
This would have been sad if 41 peop
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01-03-2026 16:25 |
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19-02-2026 02:13 |
With American Pie for dessert...
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19-02-2026 02:10 |
Should be Katie Price.
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08-02-2026 19:06 |
My niece wanted to play catch.
She caught my AIDS.
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28-01-2026 00:27 |
My friend's wife got the car in the divorce so he said he had to rent one.
"H
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17-01-2026 10:35 |
Jesus was a carpenter, but he couldn't play any instruments.
That's why Karen
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13-01-2026 16:54 |
Paul Hardcastle's son has died in a motorcycle accident.
He was n-n-n-n-n-n-n
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13-01-2026 14:32 |
The Red Arrows have got their first woman leader.
What colour will they be th
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11-01-2026 14:55 |
I fancied a wank but I couldn't be bothered using a VPN to access a porn site.
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10-01-2026 13:04 |
Postman Pat 2030
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08-01-2026 21:58 |
Funny how when it snows the 'homeless' mysteriously find a bed for the night.
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08-01-2026 14:55 |
I'm surprised it's not black.
or retarded.
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08-01-2026 14:49 |
Or the safer option - turn her arse inside out
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08-01-2026 14:47 |
Busting out some old memes
meme
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08-01-2026 03:05 |
What does 'BBC' stand for?
Paedos and Illiterates.
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05-01-2026 14:46 |
Cows can walk upstairs but not downstairs.
As first discovered by the horny f
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04-01-2026 13:02 |
When doing dry January it's important to find ways to replace alcohol in your li
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03-01-2026 12:51 |
Hollywood...
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03-01-2026 12:23 |
The Salt Shaker
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01-01-2026 09:45 |
[Meme]
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30-12-2025 02:35 |
I can't be arsed taking down all the Christmas decorations so I'm thinking of co
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29-12-2025 01:44 |
Over Christmas I've been waking up at 7pm, wanking 8 times a day, eating cold be
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17-12-2025 19:04 |
What do paedophile hunters from Yorkshire put on their Christmas tree?
t'ince
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17-12-2025 18:25 |
On the first day of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me...
Fifteen dead Jewwwww
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17-12-2025 17:18 |
Playing the piano is quite difficult.
I know that because all the cunts who t
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17-12-2025 16:09 |
We were in Peru and this strange animal mounted my wife from behind and fucked h
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17-12-2025 16:00 |
I never wash my clothes or clean my teeth.
It may seem disgusting but accordi
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17-12-2025 14:32 |
It seemed impossible but Miss Finland suddenly got more attractive
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14-12-2025 23:05 |
Why don't Muslims drink alcohol?
Because they're already shitfaced.
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14-12-2025 17:29 |
If everybody had a 12 gauge
With a surfboard too
You'd see em shootin and surf
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12-12-2025 15:32 |
We keep warning faggots about AIDS but they just refuse to pay attention.
It'
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12-12-2025 15:02 |
My grandfather was a very brave man, he flew a Spitfire against the Germans.
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11-12-2025 23:48 |
My mum died 10 years ago today. I went on youtube and listened to her funeral so
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11-12-2025 19:09 |
The Duchess of Cambridge has been keen to show off her piano skills this Christm
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11-12-2025 18:44 |
I took the dog for a walk in the park earlier. It was lunchtime and I could hear
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04-12-2025 09:33 |
Spare a thought for all the people who will be homeless this Christmas.
Princ
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04-12-2025 00:11 |
Just got myself a second hand diver's watch.
I'd have had the drowned cunt's
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03-12-2025 17:14 |
BBC News: King Charles welcomes German president on state visit.
He said "Did
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20-07-2026 21:47 |
I was working in a takeaway years ago when a guy came in who looked exactly like
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05-07-2026 20:33 |
The NHS turns 78 today so I'd like to wish them a Happy Birthday!
Sadly I can
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20-06-2026 07:17 |
Train driver killed and 89 injured in railway crash.
Now that's a Bedfordshir
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17-06-2026 08:08 |
Jeremy Clarkson diagnosed with the C word.
Cuntism?
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05-06-2026 23:41 |
Anthony Head used to advertise Gold Blend coffee...
But now he's into the gro
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04-06-2026 22:29 |
Have you ever met an Australian who likes opera?
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03-05-2026 20:22 |
Me and the wife Just watched Last Tango in Paris. I turned to her and said that
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27-04-2026 17:51 |
I grew up in London but now I live in Pakistan.
I haven't moved.
Not to su
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28-03-2026 15:08 |
Government says we should limit kids' screentime
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27-03-2026 16:41 |
But what happens when you take a shit?
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23-03-2026 15:20 |
When Bonnie Blue was a toddler she often refused to eat. So her mum would put fo
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20-03-2026 14:25 |
Fucked Norris
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10-03-2026 23:44 |
At least six dead in Switzerland bus fire, or to put it another way:
Bad News
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18-02-2026 15:59 |
My bowel movements are like buses, nothing for ages then two come along at once.
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15-02-2026 06:01 |
I was in Wetherspoons last night and this 7 foot tattooed skinhead came up to me
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05-02-2026 06:05 |
Destination Dirtpipe Theme Song.
Original uncensored video: https://watchfreexx
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05-02-2026 01:21 |
When it comes to oral sex women are so much luckier than men.
They can suck a
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28-01-2026 19:54 |
Since it's Holocaust Memorial Day I'm going to look at pictures of sexy Jewish c
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| 3 |
28-01-2026 00:20 |
My belt broke so I went to the shop to buy a new one.
"I hope your trousers did
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28-01-2026 00:11 |
My kids love watching Angela Lansbury in Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
I'd rather
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26-01-2026 22:00 |
A poem for Burns' night:
There's a certain host of Loose Women
Whom I would
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21-01-2026 20:10 |
I don't think it's that embarassing, certainly not as much as taking your wife's
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19-01-2026 08:29 |
The train in Spain crashed spilling lots of brains, and rupturing many veins...
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15-01-2026 18:39 |
Live, Laugh,
Fuck a giraffe.
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15-01-2026 15:16 |
No. Invite him down to the basement. He'll like it so much he'll never leave.
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15-01-2026 14:59 |
From the next Prime Minister,
Cheers Nige!
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10-01-2026 13:06 |
A young Dylan Thomas perhaps
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08-01-2026 17:08 |
Actual product. Great use of Before and After pictures to illustrate how long na
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08-01-2026 10:05 |
He should go back where he came from!
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05-01-2026 16:58 |
93 year old man shoots 86 year old wife in the car. I think we all know the moti
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04-01-2026 13:25 |
Jesy Nelson told her twin babies may 'never walk'.
Little Crips?
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04-01-2026 12:30 |
Up the Arse Corner
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04-01-2026 12:00 |
For those doing Dry January, and fans of Graham Linehan in general
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04-01-2026 05:29 |
I'm proud to say I've never been to bed with an ugly bird.
I've woken up with
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03-01-2026 12:31 |
O Lord, oooh you are so big.
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03-01-2026 09:17 |
George Droyd
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03-01-2026 00:42 |
What kind of idiot lights sparklers on champagne bottles then holds them next to
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| 3 |
01-01-2026 08:03 |
Antonio Banderas
O no, an arse bandit
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27-12-2025 23:43 |
It's Saturday night so I was too lazy to cook and had a Rustlers burger.
No d
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25-12-2025 19:43 |
As you all carry on with your Christmas festivities please spare a thought for t
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| 3 |
24-12-2025 06:27 |
Why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a building
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| 3 |
17-12-2025 18:15 |
Election Issues: People say we need more police officers.
Sarah Everard's fam
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| 3 |
17-12-2025 17:52 |
William H. Macy is a great actor.
Like in Fargo he really had me convinced he
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| 3 |
12-12-2025 15:28 |
As I've gotten older, every year I need stranger and weirder porn to jerk off to
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| 3 |
04-12-2025 10:43 |
When it comes to Christmas cookery shows Delia Smith pisses all over Nigella Law
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| 3 |
04-12-2025 10:17 |
Just saw my first Christmas jumper.
He leapt off the multi-storey car park.
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17-08-2026 12:30 |
So just to be clear, now that it's raining are we allowed to buy disposable barb
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| 2 |
17-08-2026 09:18 |
Hayden Panettiere was short-lived.
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17-07-2026 17:43 |
Fnarr
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11-07-2026 12:00 |
Dirtnap Murnaghan
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| 2 |
20-06-2026 00:31 |
[Clip]
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20-06-2026 00:27 |
I know it's cutesy but I stole it from the local transexual prostitute I follow
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11-06-2026 06:45 |
Canada proposes teen social media ban.
I'll take that bet: if anyone can name j
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| 2 |
03-06-2026 18:17 |
Quinten Crisp got AIDS after being assfucked by a 12 inch cock.
Talk about ge
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| 2 |
22-05-2026 23:12 |
I went on a date with a black girl. I wasn't sure about her until she told me sh
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| 2 |
24-03-2026 22:20 |
This weather must be bittersweet for any Reform voters planning a barbecue.
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| 2 |
05-03-2026 12:04 |
Do you guys wash your balls?
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| 2 |
03-02-2026 22:04 |
Honestly it's the boss' fault for letting his wife near his phone
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| 2 |
28-01-2026 00:03 |
Keir Starmer flies to China for three day visit.
Can't blame him, last year I
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| 2 |
26-01-2026 21:54 |
Nigella Lawson to replace Prue Leith on The Great British Bake Off. Here's an ex
meme
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| 2 |
08-01-2026 02:17 |
Dry Jan
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| 2 |
06-01-2026 15:44 |
Maybe it's the tattoos
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| 2 |
03-01-2026 10:40 |
Supposed to be a gif of Father Jack and a talking pint of Guinness again...
meme
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| 2 |
03-01-2026 10:37 |
Do Robots Have Nuts?
Guy teaching robot martial arts manages to kick himself
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| 2 |
03-01-2026 09:10 |
Dry January
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| 2 |
25-12-2025 22:38 |
Woman in her 80s murdered in Devizes.
...did she have melons of two different
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| 2 |
25-12-2025 19:00 |
Now that all the Christmas presents are unwrapped it's time for the next traditi
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| 2 |
23-12-2025 23:35 |
Went to the Christmas party with an ugly sweater.
aka my girlfriend.
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| 2 |
23-12-2025 23:00 |
I've just moved to a new neighbourhood so I've been to every single house in a h
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| 2 |
17-12-2025 15:39 |
Naveed Akram is innocent until proven guilty.
However I think it will be a Ka
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| 2 |
12-12-2025 11:30 |
[Meme]
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| 2 |
12-12-2025 09:50 |
"Taylor Swift reveals moment she broke down over Southport attack in new documen
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| 2 |
09-12-2025 16:49 |
After getting detained in Israel this year, surely Greta Thunberg deserves a lum
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| 2 |
06-12-2025 15:46 |
I just finished watching "100 Greatest Sexy Moments" on Channel 4, what a load o
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| 2 |
04-12-2025 09:02 |
Every year for Christmas my grandma buys me big black vibrating anal toys.
We
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| 2 |
03-12-2025 19:05 |
I'm glad to see King Charles hosting a state visit with Germany's president.
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| 2 |
03-12-2025 18:46 |
During the cold weather the fire service have advised not to plug electric heate
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| 1 |
22-05-2026 15:14 |
Judith Chalmers - Wish You Were Dead
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| 1 |
21-02-2026 12:25 |
Stop complaining about Wetherspoons toilets being so far away, just piss in your
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| 1 |
06-02-2026 03:23 |
[Meme]
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| 1 |
04-02-2026 14:58 |
Gone Virgo.
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| 1 |
07-12-2025 12:35 |
Just went to the off-licence and the guy behind the counter wished me a Merry Ch
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