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I've often wondered, if I was stuck on a desert island with a gay guy, no women around, no animals, and every day we are both working really hard to survive and getting leaner and more muscular, if one night a crate of whisky washes up and we were really drunk sitting by the fire underneath the stars... How long before I killed him and cooked him on the fire?

ianwatkins 🥉 (1770) · 17-06-2026 0755
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Bloody hell, I hope cooking kills the AIDS 😳

supergalley · 18-06-2026 0624
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Absolutely brilliant

Squeaky · 17-06-2026 1955
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