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My grandad had Parkinson's disease. He could never stop interviewing people.

ianwatkins 🥉 (2088) · 27-07-2026 1835
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Quoted Gungho_ED:
Mrs playing piano in the background, I was going down great with magic and a few gags at a Freemasons gig once, until I said this gag. No laughs. And then they stopped listening. Turned out, The Grand Master who was paying for the night, had got it really bad and was on the table I'd just said it too. Got paid. Not re-booked

Oof it's quite a mild joke compared to some

ianwatkins · 30-07-2026 1619
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Mrs playing piano in the background, I was going down great with magic and a few gags at a Freemasons gig once, until I said this gag. No laughs. And then they stopped listening. Turned out, The Grand Master who was paying for the night, had got it really bad and was on the table I'd just said it too. Got paid. Not re-booked

Gungho_ED · 27-07-2026 2133
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