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I've invented a magic beam that you can aim at any woman's head and it instantly enables you to have sex with them. Although it's technically more of a plank.

ianwatkins 🥈 🥉 (1951) · 23-05-2026 0201

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On the one hand, it's cheaper than rohypnol. On the other, it's considerably less discreet.

scotty · 23-05-2026 2158
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Quoted Stallion:
Beam/plank (Made of wood) It's spelled "Tazer" Good joke +1 mate.

It's taser actually!!!

jjbomber · 23-05-2026 1529
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Beam/plank (Made of wood) It's spelled "Tazer" Good joke +1 mate.

Stallion · 23-05-2026 1450
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A tazar?

jjbomber · 23-05-2026 1431
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