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An alien walks into a bar. He's 9 foot tall, bright green, silver suit, 28 tentacles, the whole shebang. Everyone's stunned into silence, however the landlord who's used to keeping his cool says, "Welcome stranger. Would you like a pint of bitter?" "No thank you," says the alien "I'm into Stella."

ianwatkins (2198) · 06-12-2025 1317

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Oooooo, good one. I didn’t get it: first couple of reads. Then it landed 🤣

supergalley · 06-12-2025 2049
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