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I met a sailor in the pub, I asked if he liked the job. He said yes I've travelled the world and with the money I earned I bought a 5 bedroom house with 10 acres of land, 5 cars including a Ferrari and a Porsche, I've got a beautiful bisexual wife with massive tits, I've put all 3 of my kids through university and I'll be retiring before I'm 50. I said how can you afford all that on a sailor's salary? He said, well I work for Cunard.

ianwatkins 🥉 🥉 (1798) · 20-06-2026 0055
🫡 Salute to the version I heard

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