I met a sailor in the pub, I asked if he liked the job. He said yes I've travelled the world and with the money I earned I bought a 5 bedroom house with 10 acres of land, 5 cars including a Ferrari and a Porsche, I've got a beautiful bisexual wife with massive tits, I've put all 3 of my kids through university and I'll be retiring before I'm 50. I said how can you afford all that on a sailor's salary? He said, well I work for Cunard.