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When my wife was giving birth, screaming in agony she turned to me and yelled "You did this to me!" I looked her in the eye and said calmly "If you remember darling, I wanted to fuck you in the ass but you said it would hurt too much."

ianwatkins 🥉 (2120) · 09-08-2026 0032
🫡 Salute to Roy Chubby Brown

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Fuck me up the arse for not knowing it was Roy Chubby Brown.

ianwatkins · 09-08-2026 0430
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