A man goes to visit his dad who is in hospital dying. The old man's health is failing, death is imminent and the son doesn't know what to do. He is talking to the nurse and she says well what has he always wanted in life that he never achieved? The son thinks for a moment and says "Well to be honest he's always wanted to meet Duncan Goodhew and Telly Savalas. But I can't get Duncan Goodhew here at short notice and Telly Savalas died years ago!" The nurse says "Hmm, well to be honest he's on so many drugs and his eyesight is now so bad I think we could pretend they are here and he wouldn't realise." The son says "Well how do we do that?" and the nurse says "Well... I've got quite large breasts, if I take off my top and push them up it will look like two bald men, and then you can do the voices." The son thinks about this for a moment and decides it's worth a shot. So they go into the room. He says to his dad "Hey dad I've got a surprise for you." "What's that son?" "Well I made a few calls and Duncan Goodhew and Telly Savalas are here to visit you!" The old man perks right up and says "Really? Show them in!" and so the nurse takes off her top, pushes her tits up and walks over to the bed. Immediately the old man goes "Wow guys I've always wanted to meet you two, come closer so I can see you better!" So the nurse gets closer and the old man immediately starts fondling her breasts. He says "Telly! I always loved you as a Kojak and in The Dirty Dozen, so many great films." And he is patting her left breast like it was Savalas' head. "And Duncan! Such a great swimmer, you did us proud in the Olympics winning those medals, let me pinch your cheek" and he gently pinches the nurse's right breast. At this point the nurse gets a bit flustered, turns to the son and says "Ooh, oh my, could you tell him Rolf Harris is here as well?"