| 18 |
16-07-2026 19:19 |
My friend from America is visiting me and he told me that he done a good deed to
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| 15 |
30-06-2026 19:17 |
The missus walked out on me because of my shit sense of direction .
She just pa
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| 13 |
07-06-2026 19:10 |
The wife and I was going through a really bad time and we made the decision toge
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| 12 |
29-06-2026 18:38 |
Just been to a beastiality orgy.
Every man and his dog was there.
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| 12 |
18-06-2026 21:24 |
Had this dream I was shagging Karen carpenter and Lena zavaroni.
Two birds one
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| 11 |
10-07-2026 23:01 |
Got thrown out of an orgy in Norfolk.
I wasn't related.
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| 11 |
28-06-2026 20:12 |
This weather brings them out. Blouses buttons down, tits flopping out skirts so
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| 10 |
02-07-2026 10:33 |
Got some hanging plants for the garden.
If you're a nigger they're called trees
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| 10 |
28-06-2026 21:22 |
What do you call a cockney coon that steals from his boss?
Nick Cotton.
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| 10 |
22-06-2026 12:22 |
Applied for a job as a blacksmith and the interviewer asked if I've ever shoed a
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| 10 |
14-06-2026 18:37 |
Just seen this nigger walking across a zebra crossing and he was saying "Now you
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| 10 |
12-06-2026 19:06 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 10 |
08-06-2026 19:23 |
Found an old fashioned chip shop and they still wrap your meals in newspaper.
T
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| 10 |
08-06-2026 13:49 |
Saw this old man with one leg leaning on a cash machine.
I asked him if he's ok
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| 10 |
07-06-2026 13:37 |
Looking forward to the world cup.
Ethiopia against Hungary should be a good gam
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| 10 |
06-06-2026 22:13 |
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
It's because they think it's whale shit.
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| 9 |
16-07-2026 18:41 |
What does a Scouse girl say after a good hard shag?
"Thanks boys".
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| 9 |
14-07-2026 22:34 |
Asked my girlfriend if we could use toys in the bedroom.
You should off seen he
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| 9 |
13-07-2026 21:04 |
"Doctor Doctor my nose wont stop bleeding"
"Did you pick it"
"No I was born wi
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| 9 |
10-07-2026 22:56 |
Muslims blow themselves up to go to paradise and get 72 virgins.
I just hang ar
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| 9 |
01-07-2026 19:13 |
If a Muslim is knocking fuck out of the missus
Is it classed as domestic viole
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| 9 |
28-06-2026 21:09 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
23-06-2026 22:07 |
Daddy bear said "Who's been eating my porridge".
Mummy bear said "Who's been ea
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| 9 |
20-06-2026 20:06 |
My ex girlfriend from a while back managed to contact me and said "Joey I've got
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| 9 |
20-06-2026 18:46 |
Tuna fish and lavender must be my favourite smell.
It brings back memories when
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| 9 |
15-06-2026 19:01 |
Teacher asked the children in her class "If your mother was a cartoon character
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| 9 |
12-06-2026 12:43 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
10-06-2026 20:38 |
I went to the doctor's and told him "That medicine you gave me to make me strong
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| 9 |
08-06-2026 21:06 |
Have just won a ticket for the world cup final but I'm getting married on that d
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| 8 |
14-07-2026 22:22 |
When i was thirteen my mum caught me wanking and she slapped me across the face.
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| 8 |
09-07-2026 23:22 |
"Mummy Mummy what's incest"?
"Shut up and keep sucking Daddy's dick"
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| 8 |
01-07-2026 19:01 |
Teacher said Well we all went to the farm yesterday so I want you to animal impr
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| 8 |
30-06-2026 19:10 |
Got a handyman to do some work around my house.
I gave him a list of what needs
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| 8 |
26-06-2026 22:37 |
Superman goes to Specsavers and tries on a pair of glasses. The optician said "W
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| 8 |
25-06-2026 21:30 |
"mummy mummy granddad's lost his colostomy bag".
"Shut up and finish your boil
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| 8 |
20-06-2026 19:01 |
Just taken Viagra and some sleeping pills.
Off to bed now and have Forty wanks.
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| 8 |
11-06-2026 21:54 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
09-06-2026 21:47 |
How long does it take a man to make the breakfast, get the kids to school, do th
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| 8 |
08-06-2026 20:56 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
07-06-2026 19:17 |
They say one in ten people are unaware they could be living nextdoor to a pedoph
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| 8 |
06-06-2026 19:37 |
What do Katie Price and Katie Piper have in common?
They both in some way had
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| 7 |
16-07-2026 19:26 |
My pet lizard doesn't get a hard on
I think the poor cunt has reptile dysfunct
|
| 7 |
05-07-2026 21:54 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
05-07-2026 21:16 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
28-06-2026 21:28 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
28-06-2026 20:58 |
Little miss muffet
Sat on her tuffet
With a dildo the size of her arm
Alon
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| 7 |
28-06-2026 19:39 |
Woke up from an induced coma and the nurse said
"Joey you've been in a bad tra
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| 7 |
26-06-2026 22:17 |
What's red and sits in a fish bar.
Abortion of chips.
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| 7 |
22-06-2026 19:38 |
Haven't been able to get on any porn sites for six months now .
It's been half
|
| 7 |
22-06-2026 10:46 |
What do you call a prostitute in a Everton shirt?
Madeline McCann.
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| 7 |
20-06-2026 19:48 |
Fucked the arse off this girl from liverpool and afterwards I said "Did you enjo
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| 7 |
19-06-2026 21:43 |
I was walking around Glasgow and I bumped into Clint Eastwood.
I asked him wher
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| 7 |
16-06-2026 19:04 |
I've been out of work for six months now.
Need to find a job as soon as possibl
|
| 7 |
12-06-2026 20:34 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
11-06-2026 19:29 |
Paddy was walking along the street struggling carrying a wardrobe on his back an
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| 7 |
09-06-2026 21:39 |
Did you hear the one about the acid bath killer.
The soft cunt lost his hand
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| 7 |
08-06-2026 20:36 |
What do Jack the ripper and Thomas the tank engine have in common?
Same middl
|
| 7 |
06-06-2026 19:14 |
Have you ever wondered what happened to all the animal shit Noah had to shovel o
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| 6 |
23-07-2026 19:31 |
I've finally told my daughter she's adopted.
Don't feel to bad about the incest
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| 6 |
16-07-2026 19:31 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
15-07-2026 00:10 |
I know this nigger and his name is John.
I call him blackjack.
|
| 6 |
05-07-2026 19:39 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
05-07-2026 19:29 |
Patient "Doctor Doctor every time I drink tea i get a Sharp stabbing pain in my
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| 6 |
01-07-2026 22:26 |
My favourite song is teardrops on my pillow.
Takes me back to the days when I u
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| 6 |
29-06-2026 19:19 |
A horse walks into a pub and the barman says.
"Why the long face"?
The horse r
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| 6 |
28-06-2026 19:57 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
28-06-2026 19:41 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
22-06-2026 19:15 |
The local social club was having a charity event for women amputees.
The place
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| 6 |
22-06-2026 18:39 |
What's has seven tits and five hundred legs?
The breast cancer awareness charit
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| 6 |
21-06-2026 22:00 |
What goes click click "click click click, have i done it.click click click have
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| 6 |
21-06-2026 12:12 |
Came home early and caught my best mate fucking the missus.i said "Fucking ell D
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| 6 |
16-06-2026 21:21 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
16-06-2026 18:40 |
: Baby cannibal "Mummy I really hate my dad's guts".
: Mother cannibal "Well ju
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| 6 |
15-06-2026 19:19 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
14-06-2026 19:13 |
This prostitute I know sucked off this nigger and she can no longer open her mou
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| 6 |
11-06-2026 12:53 |
Landlord of the pub and advertised barmaid wanted.
Three women arrived and had
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| 6 |
10-06-2026 21:07 |
A woman goes into the butchers and asked him "Do you keep dripping"? The butcher
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| 6 |
08-06-2026 19:55 |
This mean looking cowboy walks into the saloon and asks for a bottle of red-eye.
|
| 5 |
23-07-2026 21:12 |
[Meme]
meme
|
| 5 |
23-07-2026 19:22 |
Caught my younger brother stiffing a pair of my mum's knickers.
Didn't tell him
|
| 5 |
13-07-2026 19:49 |
[Meme]
meme
|
| 5 |
06-07-2026 23:09 |
Lynx Africa shower gel.
Why would you want to smell like a nigger?
|
| 5 |
01-07-2026 20:45 |
Thought id show you a picture of my cat
meme
|
| 5 |
01-07-2026 19:54 |
[Meme]
meme
|
| 5 |
30-06-2026 20:03 |
[Meme]
meme
|
| 5 |
29-06-2026 13:20 |
What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman
One's a superhero the othe
|
| 5 |
28-06-2026 19:23 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
26-06-2026 22:06 |
I'm a martial artist and I specialise in knocking fuck out of Niggers.
I've a b
|
| 5 |
23-06-2026 21:32 |
Finally received my hand transplant I asked the surgeon will I be able to play t
|
| 5 |
16-06-2026 18:55 |
Met up with a blind woman and seeing the pub wasn't to busy I followed her when
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| 5 |
16-06-2026 18:49 |
[Meme]
meme
|
| 5 |
14-06-2026 18:38 |
[Meme]
meme
|
| 5 |
11-06-2026 19:59 |
I was sat in a park in Liverpool and this little girl came skipping by.so being
|
| 5 |
10-06-2026 19:58 |
This old woman was up in court for stealing a tin of peaches and the judge asked
|
| 5 |
10-06-2026 19:19 |
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her.
|
| 5 |
07-06-2026 21:05 |
What goes Whyyyaff thdrsersbollowweeeee
Plop splash?
Rosie Jones having a s
|
| 5 |
07-06-2026 20:01 |
Michael Caine, Jim Morrison, Ray Manzarek John Densmore and Robby Krieger were s
|
| 5 |
07-06-2026 13:16 |
A sewage worker walked into a pub and the landlord said "Not you, fuck off you'r
|
| 4 |
14-07-2026 21:55 |
"Mummy Mummy Billy's spewed up".
"So what"?
"Johnny's getting all the big piec
|
| 4 |
07-07-2026 22:12 |
SLAG.
meme
|
| 4 |
07-07-2026 21:09 |
I was brought up in the catholic faith and when I was twelve the priest said to
|
| 4 |
05-07-2026 21:53 |
Went to the chiropodist and whipped my dick out
She said "That is not a foot".
|
| 4 |
01-07-2026 19:40 |
Little Johnny runs into the bathroom and catches his mum sat on the toilet.
He
|
| 4 |
30-06-2026 19:23 |
[Meme]
meme
|
| 4 |
28-06-2026 19:54 |
I was asked if I would shag Rosie Jones.
I replied "Fuck that for a laugh"
|
| 4 |
20-06-2026 19:12 |
[Meme]
meme
|
| 4 |
20-06-2026 18:52 |
What's the difference between Prince Harry and Prince William?
Prince Harry get
|
| 4 |
12-06-2026 19:36 |
Fucked the wife off when I found out what the other kids used to call her in sch
|
| 4 |
12-06-2026 19:03 |
Eve asked Adam "Are we black or are we white"? to which Adam replied "I don't kn
|
| 4 |
09-06-2026 21:39 |
Did you hear the one about the acid bath killer.
The soft cunt lost his hand
|
| 4 |
07-06-2026 21:51 |
Got a blowjob off Rosie Jones and afterwards she said "wwarryerblleeebloaaaablub
|
| 3 |
01-07-2026 18:37 |
Keith Chegwins sister walks into a pub and the barman said "Hi Janice why the lo
|
| 3 |
28-06-2026 20:22 |
Met my new GP this morning and she is fucking gorgeous.
She said "What can I do
|
| 3 |
20-06-2026 19:16 |
Why don't Jews join the boy scouts?
Take a total fucking prick to be with them.
|
| 3 |
14-06-2026 18:40 |
[Meme]
meme
|
| 2 |
13-07-2026 18:48 |
Sambo Sambo where you going Going go e oh.
Sambo Sambo what you gonna do e oh.
|
| 2 |
07-07-2026 22:02 |
Paddy and Mick were sitting on the floor.
They fell off.
|
| 2 |
30-06-2026 22:44 |
What's a Glaswegians favourite food?
Ebola porridge.
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