Landlord of the pub and advertised barmaid wanted. Three women arrived and had one question for them. "You're working behind the bar and you noticed a £20 note unattended what would you do"? The first one said "I'll ask around if anyone is missing a £20 note and if no one claims it I'll put it in the charity box". The second one says I'll ask around and if no one claims it I'll put it in the tips glass". The third one says"I'll look around to see if no one is watching me and if not it's going straight into my purse ". Who do you think he gave the job to. The one with the biggest tits.