Teacher asked the children in her class "If your mother was a cartoon character who would she be"? Little Mary says "My mummy would be Cinderella because she looks just like a princess". Little Lucy says "My mummy would be Penelope Pitstop because she's a brilliant driver". Little Johnny says "My mum would be called Kung Fu Panda" so the teacher asked "Why is that Johnny". He replied. "You should see the black eyes my dad gave her when he came home early and caught her sucking off the window cleaner".