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I went to the chemist and asked him to give me something to kill the missus. He said "Sorry sir but I can't do that". I then showed him a photo of my fat and ugly twat of a wife and he replied."Apologies you poor man I didn't realise you had a prescription".

Joeydeaconsbastard (1221) · 26-07-2026 2108

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A little Wasp-esque 😀

supergalley · 27-07-2026 1137
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