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Stood at the bus stop next to a man with one arm and he was wearing is watch on his stump. So being the nosy cunt I am I said "How come you don't wear your watch on your good arm"? And he replied "Well how the fuck would I be able to wind it up".

Joeydeaconsbastard (1173) · 27-07-2026 1834
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Quoted nausicaa:
... or press the buttons or the touch screen more currently. I'd be more interested as to what kept it on his wrist.

I'm guessing blutac.

scotty · 27-07-2026 2146
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... or press the buttons or the touch screen more currently. I'd be more interested as to what kept it on his wrist.

nausicaa · 27-07-2026 1949
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