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When i was thirteen my mum caught me wanking and she slapped me across the face. Then my dad caught me smoking and he made me smoke forty cigarettes one after the other. Glad he never caught me wanking.

Joeydeaconsbastard (1124) · 14-07-2026 2222

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My dad caught me trying to shag the dog. He said, don't do that, put some peanut butter on your nob and let him lick it off so I did and the dog bit my dick off. Apparently you aren't supposed to use crunchy...

Facthunt · 15-07-2026 0609
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