| 7 |
03-06-2026 18:15 |
I caught AIDS off Freddie Mercury
When he told me he was sick, I screamed "Bu
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| 6 |
08-06-2026 14:37 |
No no Katie, a Hob Nob is not a quick shag on top of the cooker
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| 6 |
30-05-2026 10:23 |
What do you call a Scouser without a perm?
On chemotherapy
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| 5 |
11-06-2026 09:46 |
Elton John has stopped luring adolescents to his house and forcing them to eat m
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| 5 |
31-05-2026 18:12 |
"It's my last day in May. And now I'm about to enter June!!"
Wayne Rooney
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| 5 |
11-05-2026 12:07 |
No no Katie.... A Grand Prix is a type of motorcar race
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| 4 |
12-06-2026 09:59 |
What do you call a Jew who robs from the rich to give to the poor?
Reuben Hoo
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| 4 |
11-06-2026 18:40 |
After dinner, I asked Katie Price if she fancied dessert and told her that I had
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| 4 |
04-06-2026 08:36 |
Warwick Davis came to me for some advice
I told him a few gnome truths
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| 4 |
03-06-2026 16:15 |
This "Raise The Colours" campaign is a load of old bollocks if you ask me
I'v
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| 4 |
31-05-2026 18:10 |
What's blue and fucks grannies?
Wayne Rooney with frostbite
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| 4 |
29-05-2026 10:08 |
A cannibal and his pregnant wife are at home when all of a sudden the wife has a
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| 4 |
16-05-2026 07:15 |
Did you know Andrew Windsor was once an aspiring footballer but consistency let
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| 4 |
12-05-2026 16:37 |
Ted Bundy famously blamed his murderous rampages on being "deeply involved in po
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| 4 |
11-05-2026 21:45 |
"Any chance we can migrate all the Rosie Jones jokes from Sicki onto here?"
"
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| 3 |
13-06-2026 15:32 |
Really enjoyed the highlights from the USA
Those ICE agents don't take any sh
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| 3 |
04-06-2026 19:04 |
Kier fucking Starmer
About as useful as halal pork
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| 3 |
03-06-2026 22:39 |
What do you call fifteen Jews in plant pot?
Renting
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| 3 |
27-05-2026 08:03 |
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor was asked for his opinion on the recent, tragic death
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| 3 |
23-05-2026 08:07 |
Judith's Embalmers
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| 3 |
22-05-2026 15:49 |
What's the definition of taking the piss?
Smearing jam on an Ethiopian kid's
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| 2 |
13-06-2026 21:12 |
"Hello is that the Swiss embassy? Please can you put me through to the Funny As
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| 2 |
12-06-2026 13:14 |
What's the difference between Princess Diana and a ginger schoolkid?
The kid
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| 2 |
11-06-2026 15:55 |
I've just seen Gemma Collins sing
That's that then
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| 2 |
09-06-2026 06:29 |
Rabid Sullivan
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| 2 |
04-06-2026 20:20 |
People keep telling me that Prince Andrew "lied about having kids" but surely yo
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| 2 |
28-05-2026 11:51 |
No no Gemma... Apollo Creed is not a pasta dish
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| 2 |
27-05-2026 20:32 |
What's the difference between a Rich-Tea biscuit and a rent-boy?
Kier Starmer
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| 2 |
26-05-2026 16:25 |
Teacher: Name something that's old but still down with the kids?
Pupil: A
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| 2 |
26-05-2026 12:59 |
Tesco are offering a new mastectomy repair range
Every nipple helps
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| 2 |
17-05-2026 16:11 |
What's blue and makes MAGA angry?
An abortion
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| 1 |
09-06-2026 14:34 |
A man is driving along a country road when he sees a sign saying "Farm Eggs £1 a
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| 1 |
22-05-2026 15:49 |
Wish you weren't here
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| 0 |
30-05-2026 10:50 |
Hello, you don't know me but I was wondering if you could clarify something? I s
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| 0 |
23-05-2026 09:08 |
I found that song Kunt & The Gang did about whether the police had the right Ian
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| 0 |
17-05-2026 18:22 |
"When you're in love with a beautiful woman, Rigor Mortis is hard"
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| -2 |
17-05-2026 17:05 |
Dr Cook
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