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27-07-2026 16:21 |
Just got back from wine- tasting in Bordeaux
Must say, this year's Claret ha
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26-07-2026 12:15 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 12 |
23-07-2026 18:25 |
Teacher says to little Jonny, "There are twenty birds on a wall. The farmer sho
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| 12 |
11-07-2026 15:13 |
You've got to hand it to Tom Cruise...
Otherwise he'd never be able to reach
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| 11 |
27-07-2026 15:46 |
Still Oddie
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| 11 |
27-07-2026 11:15 |
Bill Body
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| 10 |
27-07-2026 18:03 |
What's got six tits and hums ?
Bill Oddie's birdcage
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| 10 |
23-07-2026 11:18 |
Fucking Korean chefs. They make a dog's dinner of everything
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| 9 |
05-08-2026 11:44 |
Butler: "Sir your daughter's just had a baby"
Andrew Windsor: "Ah about ti
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| 9 |
26-07-2026 11:56 |
Fucking hell this website has got more colours than my cock before the antibioti
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| 9 |
23-07-2026 17:38 |
When my Korean friend invited me round for dinner, I thought wow he's gone veget
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| 9 |
21-07-2026 14:33 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
21-07-2026 10:09 |
Paddy the tenant: I've lost me feckin mailbox key
Murphy the landlord: Not a
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| 8 |
03-08-2026 14:27 |
Former Sun journalist Rod Liddle has died aged 66 after a 66-year long illness
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| 8 |
31-07-2026 03:44 |
The evolution of the backbone is fascinating:
Fish - 500 million years ago
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| 8 |
29-07-2026 15:45 |
What's pink and fits perfectly in big ears?
Noddy's cock
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| 8 |
28-07-2026 09:16 |
My Dad is complaining about his chronic scoliosis again
He's got the hump
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| 8 |
15-06-2026 13:53 |
Channel 4 is making an adult themed re-enactment of the Battle of Waterloo!
I
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| 7 |
08-08-2026 16:11 |
The universal hatred of Kier Starmer from both the political right & left remind
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| 7 |
05-08-2026 09:57 |
Princess Eugenie has given birth to a baby girl in Lisbon
Mother & baby are s
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| 7 |
21-07-2026 10:41 |
My lad is already into his key stage 4 and he's only 8!
Too bad it's bone can
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| 7 |
20-07-2026 21:46 |
What do you call an Argentinian soldier on his knees sucking British army cock f
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| 7 |
19-07-2026 16:06 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
19-07-2026 15:53 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
03-07-2026 18:39 |
Germany's squad landed in Berlin today and received an ear-splitting reception f
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| 7 |
22-06-2026 18:10 |
Serena Williams might be 44 but she's immature in other ways
She still pulls
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| 7 |
18-06-2026 10:30 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
14-06-2026 10:01 |
"It was very poignant last night. We played against a country with awful humanit
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| 7 |
03-06-2026 18:15 |
I caught AIDS off Freddie Mercury
When he told me he was sick, I screamed "Bu
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| 6 |
06-08-2026 18:29 |
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightyear?
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| 6 |
05-08-2026 15:01 |
Say what you like about Kier Starmer but he did his bit for youth prospects
F
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| 6 |
05-08-2026 13:40 |
Child "abuse" is so subjective in my opinion
For example, my Dad always gave
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| 6 |
02-08-2026 16:05 |
It's.getting daft now with this ultra-PC woke bullshit - you can't even say "sho
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| 6 |
30-07-2026 17:10 |
Carlsberg don't do anterograde amnesia, but if they did....
Carlsberg don't do
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| 6 |
27-07-2026 17:53 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
27-07-2026 17:41 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
24-07-2026 20:00 |
Just seen JD Vance's kid's birth certificate
Method of Delivery: "Suddenly
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| 6 |
23-07-2026 15:59 |
Did you hear the one about the contortionist on the run?
The police have aske
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| 6 |
23-07-2026 11:27 |
Stephen Hawking was very competent in his field, notwithstanding
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| 6 |
22-07-2026 18:09 |
Rosie Jones walked into a bar
It made no difference
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| 6 |
20-07-2026 22:29 |
Fantastic to see Andy Burnham's response to criticism from Lord Blunkett
He'
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| 6 |
20-07-2026 14:24 |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cos it had been kicked out of Downing Str
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| 6 |
15-07-2026 16:53 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
14-07-2026 17:34 |
These lefty MPs banging on about politicians being intoxicated all the time migh
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| 6 |
10-07-2026 08:42 |
The Yorkshire branch of the Bonnie Tyler fanclub have told mourners to celebrate
|
| 6 |
30-06-2026 08:29 |
A rape victim walks into a bar
The barman says, "Why the strong mace?"
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| 6 |
19-06-2026 14:03 |
Epstein Files.
Will Andy Burnham?
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| 6 |
17-06-2026 18:03 |
Why didn't Karen Carpenter ever visit Ethiopia?
She couldn't deal with the si
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| 6 |
16-06-2026 10:19 |
What do you call a Korean who masturbates into his own footwear?
Hwan Kin-sok
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| 6 |
08-06-2026 14:37 |
No no Katie, a Hob Nob is not a quick shag on top of the cooker
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| 6 |
30-05-2026 10:23 |
What do you call a Scouser without a perm?
On chemotherapy
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| 5 |
07-08-2026 17:40 |
Why can't Gemma Collins play cricket?
Cos she's allowed a maximum of 6 bowls
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| 5 |
07-08-2026 17:29 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
06-08-2026 17:20 |
I saw my son messing around with a Sega Mega Drive, Blackberry and an iPod
I
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| 5 |
05-08-2026 16:51 |
Process Eugenie's baby daughter definitely has her mother's eyes
As well as h
|
| 5 |
28-07-2026 19:17 |
What's Zack Polanski's vision for Britain?
A big cock up his arse
|
| 5 |
28-07-2026 17:12 |
An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman decide to play a game of Soggy Biscuit
|
| 5 |
23-07-2026 13:15 |
What's blue and fucks grannies?
Wayne Rooney with frostbite
What's pi
|
| 5 |
16-07-2026 12:06 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
14-07-2026 11:59 |
What's the difference between Gemma Collins and Dot Cotton?
Dot can only mana
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| 5 |
11-07-2026 11:55 |
Home Ec Teacher: "Ok kids, tell me something that goes from pink to black when
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| 5 |
10-07-2026 06:59 |
Ann Widdecombe tributes have been pouring in
"She was a great parliamentarian
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| 5 |
09-07-2026 16:30 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
09-07-2026 09:31 |
Total Eclipse Of The Hearse
|
| 5 |
09-07-2026 08:56 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
25-06-2026 08:41 |
My thermometer exploded and I got a load of mercury all over my face
I now k
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| 5 |
23-06-2026 19:54 |
Why do grannies keep their money stuffed in a teapot?
Cos it's the last place
|
| 5 |
20-06-2026 17:53 |
Even today, train drivers are finding innovative ways of going on strike
|
| 5 |
18-06-2026 12:13 |
Jeremy Clarkson's wretched health should serve as a lesson to all us men worldwi
|
| 5 |
16-06-2026 16:42 |
What's green & served up Wendy's?
Peter Pan's cock
|
| 5 |
11-06-2026 09:46 |
Elton John has stopped luring adolescents to his house and forcing them to eat m
|
| 5 |
31-05-2026 18:12 |
"It's my last day in May. And now I'm about to enter June!!"
Wayne Rooney
|
| 5 |
11-05-2026 12:07 |
No no Katie.... A Grand Prix is a type of motorcar race
|
| 4 |
03-08-2026 19:23 |
"Doctor doctor my cunt is rotting!"
"No Mrs Liddle please don't fret; the em
|
| 4 |
22-07-2026 14:00 |
What have the World Cup Final and Gemma Collins got in common?
They both had
|
| 4 |
21-07-2026 13:25 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
14-07-2026 21:06 |
Butler: "It's Spain and it's 16 years in the waiting"
Andrew Mountbatten Wi
|
| 4 |
14-07-2026 14:26 |
What do you call a Chinese Oasis fan?
Sum Mai Sae
|
| 4 |
09-07-2026 09:29 |
Moulding Out For A Hero
|
| 4 |
08-07-2026 19:07 |
"I wish people wouldn't make these jokes about swinging. I went swinging with my
|
| 4 |
04-07-2026 14:32 |
Andy Burnham is promising change
He will pay to fuck Syrian rent boys instead
|
| 4 |
04-07-2026 13:51 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
04-07-2026 13:51 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
30-06-2026 06:29 |
What does an Indian bride go on before her wedding?
A Hindu
|
| 4 |
25-06-2026 13:13 |
I said to the wife, "You know sometimes, you remind me of that film, Scarface"
|
| 4 |
21-06-2026 11:56 |
"The procedure shouldn't take too long. I'll sedate you then slowly insert this
|
| 4 |
16-06-2026 19:53 |
Wayne Rooney admitted this week that he always loves his lamb with Rosemary
|
| 4 |
16-06-2026 16:14 |
I just watched a documentary all about Locked-In Syndrome
It wasn't very mov
|
| 4 |
13-06-2026 21:12 |
"Hello is that the Swiss embassy? Please can you put me through to the Funny As
|
| 4 |
12-06-2026 09:59 |
What do you call a Jew who robs from the rich to give to the poor?
Reuben Hoo
|
| 4 |
11-06-2026 18:40 |
After dinner, I asked Katie Price if she fancied dessert and told her that I had
|
| 4 |
04-06-2026 08:36 |
Warwick Davis came to me for some advice
I told him a few gnome truths
|
| 4 |
03-06-2026 16:15 |
This "Raise The Colours" campaign is a load of old bollocks if you ask me
I'v
|
| 4 |
31-05-2026 18:10 |
What's blue and fucks grannies?
Wayne Rooney with frostbite
|
| 4 |
29-05-2026 10:08 |
A cannibal and his pregnant wife are at home when all of a sudden the wife has a
|
| 4 |
16-05-2026 07:15 |
Did you know Andrew Windsor was once an aspiring footballer but consistency let
|
| 4 |
12-05-2026 16:37 |
Ted Bundy famously blamed his murderous rampages on being "deeply involved in po
|
| 4 |
11-05-2026 21:45 |
"Any chance we can migrate all the Rosie Jones jokes from Sicki onto here?"
"
|
| 3 |
04-08-2026 17:34 |
I had no idea David Fuller got so excited about budget supermarkets
He's been
|
| 3 |
31-07-2026 07:04 |
Franco Baresi finally made it into the opponent's half where he suffered a catas
|
| 3 |
30-07-2026 14:01 |
Carlsberg didn't do retrograde amnesia
|
| 3 |
27-07-2026 18:23 |
I've just solved the intersection of the Bill Oddie / David Fuller Venn diagram
|
| 3 |
27-07-2026 17:58 |
For sale: One bird-whistle
Contact Mrs Oddie for details
|
| 3 |
22-07-2026 15:55 |
Ann Widdecombe suspect charged at last
meme
|
| 3 |
22-07-2026 09:01 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 3 |
20-07-2026 14:44 |
"I'd love it if I could beat this", said Kevin Keegan this morning
Never mind
|
| 3 |
11-07-2026 13:08 |
Looks like someone did Ann Widdecombe then? That's killed her of course, not ach
|
| 3 |
01-07-2026 11:23 |
A bank robber with Tourettes burst through the bank door and shouted, "Hands up
|
| 3 |
29-06-2026 18:15 |
My grandad who ended up on the Burma railway would be spinning in his fucking gr
|
| 3 |
23-06-2026 19:13 |
"Banned From Heaven is fucking ace. Free of that prick Wasp and a genuine sick b
|
| 3 |
19-06-2026 10:26 |
Just in. Reaction to the boy who fell into the crocodile enclosure:
"It was a
|
| 3 |
18-06-2026 13:57 |
I really hope Clarkson doesn't vandalise his farm
I've heard he's about to ki
|
| 3 |
17-06-2026 18:18 |
"I think I'll try the smothered chicken"
"Certainly sir, and
|
| 3 |
16-06-2026 16:30 |
Two doctors are reviewing the status of a patient when one texts the other, "I r
|
| 3 |
13-06-2026 15:32 |
Really enjoyed the highlights from the USA
Those ICE agents don't take any sh
|
| 3 |
04-06-2026 19:04 |
Kier fucking Starmer
About as useful as halal pork
|
| 3 |
03-06-2026 22:39 |
What do you call fifteen Jews in a plant pot?
Renting
|
| 3 |
27-05-2026 08:03 |
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor was asked for his opinion on the recent, tragic death
|
| 3 |
23-05-2026 08:07 |
Judith's Embalmers
|
| 3 |
22-05-2026 15:49 |
What's the definition of taking the piss?
Smearing jam on an Ethiopian kid's
|
| 2 |
07-08-2026 18:03 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 2 |
06-08-2026 11:49 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 2 |
06-08-2026 07:09 |
As I was dancing next to this girl, I moved her closer to me and said, "Can you
|
| 2 |
27-07-2026 20:18 |
The idea that Bill Oddie's death could cause his own avian pets to starve to dea
|
| 2 |
20-07-2026 15:06 |
David Fuller has said he'd love it if he could shag Kevin Keegan. Just love it
|
| 2 |
20-07-2026 11:51 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 2 |
17-07-2026 10:36 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 2 |
13-07-2026 12:28 |
RIP Sam Neill
"Houston, we have a problem"
What a line and delivery.
Lo
|
| 2 |
12-07-2026 12:47 |
Leaving all these jokes about Tom Cruise aside...
What the fuck was he doing
|
| 2 |
06-07-2026 17:50 |
University Medical Center of Southern Nevada, U.S. - Emergency Room - September
|
| 2 |
04-07-2026 14:30 |
What do you call a Ukrainian rent boy in Downing Street?
The one that's turne
|
| 2 |
03-07-2026 12:31 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 2 |
30-06-2026 16:37 |
Three Chinamen walk into a bar
The barman says, "Wai, Zhi, Dong. Ace!"
No y
|
| 2 |
12-06-2026 13:14 |
What's the difference between Princess Diana and a ginger schoolkid?
The kid
|
| 2 |
11-06-2026 15:55 |
I've just seen Gemma Collins sing
That's that then
|
| 2 |
09-06-2026 06:29 |
Rabid Sullivan
|
| 2 |
04-06-2026 20:20 |
People keep telling me that Prince Andrew "lied about having kids" but surely yo
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| 2 |
28-05-2026 11:51 |
No no Gemma... Apollo Creed is not a pasta dish
|
| 2 |
27-05-2026 20:32 |
What's the difference between a Rich-Tea biscuit and a rent-boy?
Kier Starmer
|
| 2 |
26-05-2026 16:25 |
Teacher: Name something that's old but still down with the kids?
Pupil: A
|
| 2 |
26-05-2026 12:59 |
Tesco are offering a new mastectomy repair range
Every nipple helps
|
| 2 |
17-05-2026 16:11 |
What's blue and makes MAGA angry?
An abortion
|
| 1 |
29-06-2026 12:10 |
The Good Death
|
| 1 |
09-06-2026 14:34 |
A man is driving along a country road when he sees a sign saying "Farm Eggs £1 a
|
| 1 |
22-05-2026 15:49 |
Wish you weren't here
|
| 0 |
30-05-2026 10:50 |
Hello, you don't know me but I was wondering if you could clarify something? I s
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| 0 |
23-05-2026 09:08 |
I found that song Kunt & The Gang did about whether the police had the right Ian
|
| 0 |
17-05-2026 18:22 |
"When you're in love with a beautiful woman, Rigor Mortis is hard"
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| -2 |
17-05-2026 17:05 |
Dr Cook
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