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21 14-08-2026 21:56 Suicide must be ruled out There's no way Jason Arday did that himself
19 25-08-2026 19:50 [Meme] meme
14 04-09-2026 12:09 If Adam & Eve were American... They'd have been fine cos there's no way Adam
14 27-07-2026 16:21 Just got back from wine-tasting in Bordeaux Must say, this year's Claret has a
13 22-09-2026 09:33 Wayne Rooney has just finished The Joy Of Sex Joy, 100, is now recovering in
13 02-09-2026 17:14 Home-Ec Teacher: "Now children, how do you make olive spread?" Little Jonn
13 26-07-2026 12:15 [Meme] meme
12 23-07-2026 18:25 Teacher says to little Jonny, "There are twenty birds on a wall. The farmer sho
12 11-07-2026 15:13 You've got to hand it to Tom Cruise... Otherwise he'd never be able to reach
11 19-09-2026 18:09 How do you stop a grooming gang? Chuck em a cricket ball
11 03-09-2026 18:42 If Adam & Eve had been German... They'd have used the snake for auto-erotic a
11 22-08-2026 10:07 They say Auschwitz is the sort of place everyone should go to, but only once A
11 11-08-2026 13:29 My teenage daughter has just been diagnosed with cancer which means she will los
11 27-07-2026 15:46 Still Oddie
11 27-07-2026 11:15 Bill Body
10 11-09-2026 16:58 All of my Hispanic friends seem to be transitioning at once! Another night, a
10 25-08-2026 21:41 "Apparently Dolly Parton suffered from chronic endometriosis resulting in a hyst
10 17-08-2026 08:28 What's the difference between Gemma Collins and a ballerina? The ballerina ca
10 27-07-2026 18:03 What's got six tits and hums ? Bill Oddie's birdcage
10 23-07-2026 11:18 Fucking Korean chefs. They make a dog's dinner of everything
9 10-09-2026 16:22 Russell Howard will host a Stand-Up Gala at The O2 in support of families affect
9 24-08-2026 18:50 Graeme Dott now faces a hard screw to open up his tight brown
9 20-08-2026 13:56 What's the difference between the BBC and Simon Cowell? Cowell tells retards
9 15-08-2026 15:02 White privilege is a thing For example, Jimmy Carr nicked half his repertoir
9 13-08-2026 16:24 I don't get nihilism What's the point?
9 05-08-2026 11:44 Butler: "Sir your daughter's just had a baby" Andrew Windsor: "Ah about ti
9 26-07-2026 11:56 Fucking hell this website has got more colours than my cock before the antibioti
9 23-07-2026 17:38 When my Korean friend invited me round for dinner, I thought wow he's gone veget
9 21-07-2026 14:33 [Meme] meme
9 21-07-2026 10:09 Paddy the tenant: I've lost me feckin mailbox key Murphy the landlord: Not a
8 15-09-2026 17:21 So Jesus could turn water into wine.... Big deal I can make two different
8 14-09-2026 10:24 "Daddy, why is it called the GREAT North Run?" "Well son.....a white guy actu
8 11-09-2026 06:34 What's green and fucks grannies? Wayne Rooney dressed up as Robin Hood
8 28-08-2026 11:15 What's red and fucks grannies? The Labour Party
8 25-08-2026 21:18 What do you call a Chinese celebrity nonce? Nau Zhen
8 24-08-2026 17:11 "She was about two years old. She struggled too much and I heard something snap
8 20-08-2026 12:36 I really miss the wife giving me a tit-wank Especially right where the tumour
8 11-08-2026 18:13 "Officer officer I can prove I'm sober. I can double upvote a Bannedfromheaven.c
8 08-08-2026 16:11 The universal hatred of Kier Starmer from both the political right & left remind
8 03-08-2026 14:27 Former Sun journalist Rod Liddle has died aged 66 after a 66-year long illness
8 31-07-2026 03:44 The evolution of the backbone is fascinating: Fish - 500 million years ago
8 29-07-2026 15:45 What's pink and fits perfectly in big ears? Noddy's cock
8 28-07-2026 09:16 My Dad is complaining about his chronic scoliosis again He's got the hump
8 15-06-2026 13:53 Channel 4 is making an adult themed re-enactment of the Battle of Waterloo! I
7 21-09-2026 22:16 What's the difference between a Bishop and a Rook? The Rook doesn't fuck kids
7 01-09-2026 16:18 What do you call a middle-aged bloke who's both a necrophile and a nonce? Lik
7 26-08-2026 12:00 People joke about David Fuller all the time on here, but he was once a colleague
7 25-08-2026 14:31 I once got into trouble on here for telling a sick joke about Aberfan It was a
7 21-08-2026 11:29 The sight of Rosie Jones' face on the telly makes my skin crawl I'm spack nos
7 14-08-2026 14:21 I do miss the kids when we pack them off to summer camp Oh well.....they do s
7 12-08-2026 13:07 In London this evening, we're expecting peak blackness around 7.30pm After th
7 11-08-2026 13:47 [Meme] meme
7 05-08-2026 13:40 Child "abuse" is so subjective in my opinion For example, my Dad always gave
7 05-08-2026 09:57 Princess Eugenie has given birth to a baby girl in Lisbon Mother & baby are s
7 21-07-2026 10:41 My lad is already into his key stage 4 and he's only 8! Too bad it's bone can
7 20-07-2026 21:46 What do you call an Argentinian soldier on his knees sucking British army cock f
7 19-07-2026 16:06 [Meme] meme
7 19-07-2026 15:53 [Meme] meme
7 03-07-2026 18:39 Germany's squad landed in Berlin today and received an ear-splitting reception f
7 22-06-2026 18:10 Serena Williams might be 44 but she's immature in other ways She still pulls
7 18-06-2026 10:30 [Meme] meme
7 14-06-2026 10:01 "It was very poignant last night. We played against a country with awful humanit
7 03-06-2026 18:15 I caught AIDS off Freddie Mercury When he told me he was sick, I screamed "Bu
6 23-09-2026 15:22 [Meme] meme
6 22-09-2026 16:51 I held a séance and made contact with a load of dead z-list celebrities Jere
6 18-09-2026 18:43 Ed Sheeran is very good around the house. In the space of a few hours, he did al
6 17-09-2026 10:22 What have Macklemore and Billie Piper got in common? They've both fucked a gi
6 15-09-2026 17:27 I was cursed with a tiny penis I wish he'd just twirled his index & forefinge
6 12-09-2026 08:25 How many simulation theorists does it take to change a lightbulb? There is no l
6 04-09-2026 16:50 Not The Nonce O'Clock News
6 02-09-2026 12:17 Why is it bad to go from A to B ? Cos worse things happen at C Nope, U,
6 02-09-2026 06:41 How many radical feminists does it take to change a..... .......How dare you
6 30-08-2026 17:08 Alexa, define "Mental Gymnastics" ? meme
6 26-08-2026 14:48 "I got 20 magazines and you got 43" meme
6 25-08-2026 21:31 Jolene may as well now
6 24-08-2026 21:05 What's Graeme Dott's favourite shot? Chloroform
6 20-08-2026 12:30 I love being schizophrenic, don't we
6 14-08-2026 13:48 Give an African a fish and he'll eat for a day Give a Scouser a fish, he'll d
6 07-08-2026 17:29 [Meme] meme
6 06-08-2026 18:29 How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightyear?
6 05-08-2026 15:01 Say what you like about Kier Starmer but he did his bit for youth prospects F
6 02-08-2026 16:05 It's.getting daft now with this ultra-PC woke bullshit - you can't even say "sho
6 30-07-2026 17:10 Carlsberg don't do anterograde amnesia, but if they did.... Carlsberg don't do
6 27-07-2026 17:53 [Meme] meme
6 27-07-2026 17:41 [Meme] meme
6 24-07-2026 20:00 Just seen JD Vance's kid's birth certificate Method of Delivery: "Suddenly
6 23-07-2026 15:59 Did you hear the one about the contortionist on the run? The police have aske
6 23-07-2026 11:27 Stephen Hawking was very competent in his field, notwithstanding
6 22-07-2026 18:09 Rosie Jones walked into a bar It made no difference
6 20-07-2026 22:29 Fantastic to see Andy Burnham's response to criticism from Lord Blunkett He'
6 20-07-2026 14:24 Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it had been kicked out of Downing Str
6 15-07-2026 16:53 [Meme] meme
6 14-07-2026 17:34 These lefty MPs banging on about politicians being intoxicated all the time migh
6 10-07-2026 08:42 The Yorkshire branch of the Bonnie Tyler fanclub have told mourners to celebrate
6 30-06-2026 08:29 A rape victim walks into a bar The barman says, "Why the strong mace?"
6 19-06-2026 14:03 Epstein Files. Will Andy Burnham?
6 17-06-2026 18:03 Why didn't Karen Carpenter ever visit Ethiopia? She couldn't deal with the si
6 16-06-2026 10:19 What do you call a Korean who masturbates into his own footwear? Hwan Kin-sok
6 08-06-2026 14:37 No no Katie, a Hob Nob is not a quick shag on top of the cooker
6 30-05-2026 10:23 What do you call a Scouser without a perm? On chemotherapy
5 23-09-2026 17:22 JUDGE: "Harvey Weinstein. 15 years" WEINSTEIN: "No ta. Don't you think
5 21-09-2026 07:09 [Meme] meme
5 19-09-2026 11:11 Stephanie Cole gets to the Pearly Gates St Peter says, "Sorry. He'll be anothe
5 17-09-2026 18:51 Ed Sharon
5 16-09-2026 10:24 I reached out to Brian May in the street and he barked at me, "No autographs!"
5 13-09-2026 15:20 My dyslexic, Thunderbird-obsessed sister was raped and murdered last week We'
5 12-09-2026 19:18 Prince Phillip always used to be fascinated by dog walkers picking up dirty bits
5 12-09-2026 10:48 What's the difference between cricket and Epstein Island? In one, if the fing
5 08-09-2026 12:46 A new probe is set to be launched by NASA later this week directly into the cent
5 04-09-2026 17:02 Crisp Langham
5 03-09-2026 15:15 What's long, hard and stirs Popeye's porridge? Bluto's cock
5 03-09-2026 10:26 Home-Ec Teacher: "Now I'll wrap this in spinach and smear it with plenty of ol
5 02-09-2026 20:10 God bless ChatGPT If I were a psychiatrist, I'd get the fuck down to see what's
5 31-08-2026 07:33 It's 29 years today since Process Di was bumped off by Prince Phillip for carryi
5 27-08-2026 17:17 That's the last time I discuss the stock market with Wayne Rooney When I ask
5 24-08-2026 09:53 That JK Rowling has always looked fit to me Bet she's got a fanny like an ast
5 24-08-2026 09:50 "I'm going slightly mad...." "Fraid not pal - the tests conclude you have AID
5 23-08-2026 18:27 What's black and stinks of cheese & onion? Ainsley Harriott's cock
5 19-08-2026 09:50 These paedo hunters are fucking dogshit if you ask me They capture them but t
5 18-08-2026 18:52 [Meme] meme
5 16-08-2026 22:46 How many Jason Ardays does it take to change a lightbulb? Copy that
5 14-08-2026 20:26 Any jokes about Jason Arday are quick frankly (sic)
5 14-08-2026 20:15 Funnily enough both my parents died today and I'm executor of their will Can
5 12-08-2026 03:23 Jeff Bezos looks to buy a stake in Liverpool Good luck with that. He'll do we
5 07-08-2026 17:40 Why can't Gemma Collins play cricket? Cos she's allowed a maximum of 6 bowls
5 06-08-2026 17:20 I saw my son messing around with a Sega Mega Drive, Blackberry and an iPod I
5 05-08-2026 16:51 Process Eugenie's baby daughter definitely has her mother's eyes As well as h
5 28-07-2026 19:17 What's Zack Polanski's vision for Britain? A big cock up his arse
5 28-07-2026 17:12 An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman decide to play a game of Soggy Biscuit
5 23-07-2026 13:15 What's blue and fucks grannies? Wayne Rooney with frostbite What's pi
5 16-07-2026 12:06 [Meme] meme
5 14-07-2026 11:59 What's the difference between Gemma Collins and Dot Cotton? Dot can only mana
5 11-07-2026 11:55 Home Ec Teacher: "Ok kids, tell me something that goes from pink to black when
5 10-07-2026 06:59 Ann Widdecombe tributes have been pouring in "She was a great parliamentarian
5 09-07-2026 16:30 [Meme] meme
5 09-07-2026 09:31 Total Eclipse Of The Hearse
5 09-07-2026 08:56 [Meme] meme
5 25-06-2026 08:41 My thermometer exploded and I got a load of mercury all over my face I now k
5 23-06-2026 19:54 Why do grannies keep their money stuffed in a teapot? Cos it's the last place
5 20-06-2026 17:53 Even today, train drivers are finding innovative ways of going on strike
5 18-06-2026 12:13 Jeremy Clarkson's wretched health should serve as a lesson to all us men worldwi
5 16-06-2026 16:42 What's green & served up Wendy's? Peter Pan's cock
5 11-06-2026 09:46 Elton John has stopped luring adolescents to his house and forcing them to eat m
5 31-05-2026 18:12 "It's my last day in May. And now I'm about to enter June!!" Wayne Rooney
5 11-05-2026 12:07 No no Katie.... A Grand Prix is a type of motorcar race
4 21-09-2026 14:47 Just seen a rare bootleg of an old Sinead O'Connor video where she's pleasuring
4 17-09-2026 16:06 Joanna Wietrzyk has responded to criticism after soiling herself during a race i
4 17-09-2026 12:16 [Meme] meme
4 15-09-2026 18:33 Why don't Germans have a sense of humour? Because if you can't laugh at your
4 11-09-2026 11:59 I asked my dyslexic pal if he was thinking about the Twin Towers today "All t
4 10-09-2026 18:44 What do you call the Asian equivalent of David Fuller? Skuldeep
4 09-09-2026 19:42 After a horrible few months' heartache, I texted my ex to say, "You know what,
4 08-09-2026 21:47 "Tell me a decent joke, backwards" .......Turned out I should've referred to
4 03-09-2026 13:27 Where & how did Wayne Rooney lose his virginity? Nantucket
4 31-08-2026 14:28 I was only 16 when Diana died in that crash My mum woke me up to tell me. No
4 30-08-2026 11:53 I wish people wouldn't make that joke about slapping an Ethiopian in the face to
4 29-08-2026 16:15 Turns out those lads in that crash were in such a hurry cos they wanted to get a
4 26-08-2026 16:20 It's getting daft now with this ultra woke PC bullshit - you can't even say "Two
4 25-08-2026 19:51 I suppose when she decomposes a bit more we can start selling her image as Dolly
4 20-08-2026 16:14 At the flight check-in desk the attendant asked, "Sir does your luggage contain
4 19-08-2026 19:50 "As I walk through The Valley of the shadow of death........please welcome your
4 19-08-2026 16:09 Andrew Windsor says he has a zero tolerance to child abuse That's right ever
4 18-08-2026 18:04 Teacher: "So if I go to the corner-shop and buy a packet of sweets that cost £
4 17-08-2026 12:44 [Meme] meme
4 15-08-2026 07:55 "It's been an Arday's night....and I've been wanking like a dog" David Fuller
4 11-08-2026 17:55 [Meme] meme
4 03-08-2026 19:23 "Doctor doctor my cunt is rotting!" "No Mrs Liddle please don't fret; the em
4 22-07-2026 14:00 What have the World Cup Final and Gemma Collins got in common? They both had
4 21-07-2026 13:25 [Meme] meme
4 14-07-2026 21:06 Butler: "It's Spain and it's 16 years in the waiting" Andrew Mountbatten Wi
4 14-07-2026 14:26 What do you call a Chinese Oasis fan? Sum Mai Sae
4 09-07-2026 09:29 Moulding Out For A Hero
4 08-07-2026 19:07 "I wish people wouldn't make these jokes about swinging. I went swinging with my
4 04-07-2026 14:32 Andy Burnham is promising change He will pay to fuck Syrian rent boys instead
4 04-07-2026 13:51 [Meme] meme
4 04-07-2026 13:51 [Meme] meme
4 30-06-2026 06:29 What does an Indian bride go on before her wedding? A Hindu
4 25-06-2026 13:13 I said to the wife, "You know sometimes, you remind me of that film, Scarface"
4 21-06-2026 11:56 "The procedure shouldn't take too long. I'll sedate you then slowly insert this
4 16-06-2026 19:53 Wayne Rooney admitted this week that he always loves his lamb with Rosemary
4 16-06-2026 16:14 I just watched a documentary all about Locked-In Syndrome It wasn't very mov
4 13-06-2026 21:12 "Hello is that the Swiss embassy? Please can you put me through to the Funny As
4 12-06-2026 09:59 What do you call a Jew who robs from the rich to give to the poor? Reuben Hoo
4 11-06-2026 18:40 After dinner, I asked Katie Price if she fancied dessert and told her that I had
4 04-06-2026 08:36 Warwick Davis came to me for some advice I told him a few gnome truths
4 03-06-2026 16:15 This "Raise The Colours" campaign is a load of old bollocks if you ask me I'v
4 31-05-2026 18:10 What's blue and fucks grannies? Wayne Rooney with frostbite
4 29-05-2026 10:08 A cannibal and his pregnant wife are at home when all of a sudden the wife has a
4 16-05-2026 07:15 Did you know Andrew Windsor was once an aspiring footballer but consistency let
4 12-05-2026 16:37 Ted Bundy famously blamed his murderous rampages on being "deeply involved in po
4 11-05-2026 21:45 "Any chance we can migrate all the Rosie Jones jokes from Sicki onto here?" "
3 24-09-2026 19:16 [Meme] meme
3 19-09-2026 09:54 [Meme] meme
3 15-09-2026 06:33 Pennywise The Clown has just gone for a shit I'd give IT ten minutes if I wer
3 12-09-2026 15:59 What's the worst thing about running out of coat hangers? Having to get a doc
3 09-09-2026 15:46 Before he was locked up, I used to knock on David Fuller's door every week and h
3 27-08-2026 16:17 Tibet Flash Floods Latest: Burnham demands more frequent updates because so f
3 26-08-2026 09:23 People who indulge those having a pop at Dolly Parton immediately after her deat
3 21-08-2026 11:23 Cannibal Mother: "Kids! Time for tea with me and your father?" Kids: "Gre
3 18-08-2026 18:28 [Meme] meme
3 17-08-2026 17:09 [Meme] meme
3 11-08-2026 13:19 How do Scousers greet eachother? With a loud hey-la
3 06-08-2026 07:09 As I was dancing next to this girl, I moved her closer to me and said, "Can you
3 04-08-2026 17:34 I had no idea David Fuller got so excited about budget supermarkets He's been
3 31-07-2026 07:04 Franco Baresi finally made it into the opponent's half where he suffered a catas
3 30-07-2026 14:01 Carlsberg didn't do retrograde amnesia
3 27-07-2026 18:23 I've just solved the intersection of the Bill Oddie / David Fuller Venn diagram
3 27-07-2026 17:58 For sale: One bird-whistle Contact Mrs Oddie for details
3 22-07-2026 15:55 Ann Widdecombe suspect charged at last meme
3 22-07-2026 09:01 [Meme] meme
3 20-07-2026 14:44 "I'd love it if I could beat this", said Kevin Keegan this morning Never mind
3 11-07-2026 13:08 Looks like someone did Ann Widdecombe then? That's killed her of course, not ach
3 01-07-2026 11:23 A bank robber with Tourettes burst through the bank door and shouted, "Hands up
3 29-06-2026 18:15 My grandad who ended up on the Burma railway would be spinning in his fucking gr
3 23-06-2026 19:13 "Banned From Heaven is fucking ace. Free of that prick Wasp and a genuine sick b
3 19-06-2026 10:26 Just in. Reaction to the boy who fell into the crocodile enclosure: "It was a
3 18-06-2026 13:57 I really hope Clarkson doesn't vandalise his farm I've heard he's about to ki
3 17-06-2026 18:18 "I think I'll try the smothered chicken" "Certainly sir, and
3 16-06-2026 16:30 Two doctors are reviewing the status of a patient when one texts the other, "I r
3 13-06-2026 15:32 Really enjoyed the highlights from the USA Those ICE agents don't take any sh
3 04-06-2026 19:04 Kier fucking Starmer About as useful as halal pork
3 03-06-2026 22:39 What do you call fifteen Jews in a plant pot? Renting
3 27-05-2026 08:03 Andrew Mountbatten Windsor was asked for his opinion on the recent, tragic death
3 23-05-2026 08:07 Judith's Embalmers
3 22-05-2026 15:49 What's the definition of taking the piss? Smearing jam on an Ethiopian kid's
2 24-09-2026 13:14 Paddy goes to see a psychiatrist. He gets to reception and says, "C'mere. I nee
2 23-09-2026 20:24 I'm David Fuller's illiterate cellmate, and although I've not seen any real evid
2 11-09-2026 19:08 What's the difference between Gemma Collins and a batsman? The batsman only h
2 11-09-2026 15:37 Teacher: "Name something that's orange that every kid knows the taste of..."
2 11-09-2026 14:24 "Hello, is that the Stuttering Asian branch of the Beach Boys fanclub?" "Yes,
2 03-09-2026 17:08 I would like to apologise to any psychiatrists reading this In a previous I p
2 30-08-2026 17:05 [Meme] meme
2 30-08-2026 16:38 A pal of mine was telling me down the pub that he couldn't decide whether to vot
2 26-08-2026 17:49 David Fuller can't wait to have IT off tonight
2 25-08-2026 21:17 The warden casually asked David Fuller if he'd ever known anyone like Dolly Part
2 18-08-2026 17:57 Izzy Wizzy Let's Get Rapey meme
2 07-08-2026 18:03 [Meme] meme
2 06-08-2026 11:49 [Meme] meme
2 27-07-2026 20:18 The idea that Bill Oddie's death could cause his own avian pets to starve to dea
2 20-07-2026 15:06 David Fuller has said he'd love it if he could shag Kevin Keegan. Just love it
2 20-07-2026 11:51 [Meme] meme
2 17-07-2026 10:36 [Meme] meme
2 13-07-2026 12:28 RIP Sam Neill "Houston, we have a problem" What a line and delivery. Lo
2 12-07-2026 12:47 Leaving all these jokes about Tom Cruise aside... What the fuck was he doing
2 06-07-2026 17:50 University Medical Center of Southern Nevada, U.S. - Emergency Room - September
2 04-07-2026 14:30 What do you call a Ukrainian rent boy in Downing Street? The one that's turne
2 03-07-2026 12:31 [Meme] meme
2 30-06-2026 16:37 Three Chinamen walk into a bar The barman says, "Wai, Zhi, Dong. Ace!" No y
2 12-06-2026 13:14 What's the difference between Princess Diana and a ginger schoolkid? The kid
2 11-06-2026 15:55 I've just seen Gemma Collins sing That's that then
2 09-06-2026 06:29 Rabid Sullivan
2 04-06-2026 20:20 People keep telling me that Prince Andrew "lied about having kids" but surely yo
2 28-05-2026 11:51 No no Gemma... Apollo Creed is not a pasta dish
2 27-05-2026 20:32 What's the difference between a Rich-Tea biscuit and a rent-boy? Kier Starmer
2 26-05-2026 16:25 Teacher: Name something that's old but still down with the kids? Pupil: A
2 26-05-2026 12:59 Tesco are offering a new mastectomy repair range Every nipple helps
2 17-05-2026 16:11 What's blue and makes MAGA angry? An abortion
1 29-06-2026 12:10 The Good Death
1 09-06-2026 14:34 A man is driving along a country road when he sees a sign saying "Farm Eggs £1 a
1 22-05-2026 15:49 Wish you weren't here
0 30-05-2026 10:50 Hello, you don't know me but I was wondering if you could clarify something? I s
0 23-05-2026 09:08 I found that song Kunt & The Gang did about whether the police had the right Ian
0 17-05-2026 18:22 "When you're in love with a beautiful woman, Rigor Mortis is hard"
-2 17-05-2026 17:05 Dr Cook