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I said to the wife, "You know sometimes, you remind me of that film, Scarface" "Awww is that because I look like a young Michelle Pfeiffer", she replied "No. I'm going to handcuff you to a shower rail and cut off all your limbs with a chainsaw"

LennysCrevasse (705) · 25-06-2026 1313

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The shower is the best place to dismember a body ! Always run the shower for at least an hour afterwards to wash away any residual blood

Wasn't that tip of the month in Good Housekeeping? 🤔

scotty · 26-06-2026 0529
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The shower is the best place to dismember a body ! Always run the shower for at least an hour afterwards to wash away any residual blood

Scorpiox666 · 25-06-2026 1525
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