A man is driving along a country road when he sees a sign saying "Farm Eggs £1 a box - NEXT LEFT" Believing he's onto a good deal he pulls into the farm, gets out the car and is greeted by a stunning young female farmhand. After buying a box of eggs, he asks her, "I know this sounds odd, but it's my thing. If I pay you £200, will you shove 3 of these eggs up my arse and tickle my balls til I come?" Remembering that money's tight, she reluctantly agrees. He drives away happy and the young girl pockets the extra cash. A week later, he returns. She immediately recognises him and says "You can have the eggs but I'm not going anywhere near your arse-crack or bollocks! And I definitely don't want to keep doing it til you spaff all over the place". The man looks disappointed but then says, "Ok but what if I give you £500 this time?" Again, she realises the extra dough would be useful so she holds her nose, closes her eyes and shoves 3 eggs up the chap's backside and sensually massages his scrotum until he climaxes. He merrily hands over the £500 and leaves. Two weeks later, he's back again. This time however, an angry man around 50 comes storming out whom he immediately guesses might be the farmer. "Oi" , shouts out the angry man. "I hear you've paid my daughter £700 to shove 6 eggs up your arsehole while she plays with your knackers until you spunk!" As he gets out the car and bends over, the other fella drops his trousers and says, "Yeah I have. But if you're gonna be doing it, I'm only paying a tenner"