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05-07-2026 21:32 |
News: 5 arrested for fly-tipping.
There’s a real dip in quality of Enid Blyto
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| 9 |
12-07-2026 12:29 |
My partner was confused and irritated when I ordered 20 desks and a blackboard f
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| 9 |
12-07-2026 09:29 |
Suspect one: white British.
Suspect two: white British.
Suspect three: ethnici
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| 6 |
12-07-2026 15:53 |
Dated a girl with haemorrhoids.
Pain in the arse.
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| 5 |
12-07-2026 20:48 |
The gorgeous girl next door has started running.
I’d love to take the credit.
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| 5 |
12-07-2026 19:25 |
Nothing beats slipping into clean, crisp underwear.
Although the salt and vin
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| 5 |
12-07-2026 15:07 |
A Labrador had to be rescued from Ben Nevis after eating discarded cannabis.
He
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| 5 |
11-07-2026 09:07 |
Police have appealed for anyone who knew of someone with a grudge against Ann Wi
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| 5 |
04-07-2026 20:33 |
I heard you can tell if your partner is having an affair by their excuses for be
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| 4 |
13-07-2026 08:40 |
Britain can’t deport rape gang leader Shabir Ahmed.
Shame we can’t deport him
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| 4 |
12-07-2026 09:53 |
Thomas Tuchel says England were lucky to get this far.
His entire senior playin
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| 3 |
13-07-2026 09:59 |
Sam Neill has died aged 78.
His family said the loss was sudden and unexpecte
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| 3 |
12-07-2026 17:52 |
A British couple have been rescued with severe burns during the Spanish wildfire
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| 3 |
12-07-2026 09:38 |
Israel says it has lost one of its greatest friends, Lindsey Graham.
Iran has a
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| 3 |
12-07-2026 09:19 |
My mate told me he’d quit watching porn because it was getting too hardcore and
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| 3 |
05-07-2026 21:35 |
News: Gorillas perform oral sex in front of horrified humans.
I hope they do
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| 2 |
12-07-2026 17:32 |
The BBC says the Strait of Hormuz is the fragile artery keeping Western civilisa
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| 2 |
05-07-2026 21:55 |
Brazil tried to stop Haaland with samba football.
Should’ve tried a moat.
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| 2 |
04-07-2026 23:12 |
I forgot my wallet at the cinema, but the bloke on the door said he’d let me int
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