| 16 |
10-07-2026 09:13 |
I think it’s pretty cool how
the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoo
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| 15 |
17-07-2026 07:28 |
Apparently, North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit
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| 13 |
15-07-2026 07:14 |
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doorbell repairman.
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| 13 |
10-07-2026 10:54 |
I had a goldfish that could breakdance on the carpet.
Only for like 20 seconds.
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| 12 |
15-07-2026 05:33 |
Simply put a % sign after your age to see how dead you are.
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| 12 |
10-07-2026 10:50 |
The death penalty for terrorists is being discussed in parliament and the house
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| 12 |
06-07-2026 16:17 |
I was driving home yesterday when I came up to one of those half barrier level c
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| 11 |
17-07-2026 08:18 |
I was sitting in the pub doing a Crossword when I turned to my Scottish mate and
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| 11 |
16-07-2026 13:48 |
I've been watching so much porn lately,
I've started spitting on my front door
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| 11 |
16-07-2026 05:37 |
As I pointed the gun at my wife’s face I said, “Any last words?”
Three hours
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| 11 |
10-07-2026 09:17 |
I went to a fetish restaurant last night.
I got toed in the hole.
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| 11 |
10-07-2026 09:11 |
My wife found out I'd been masturbating to some strange types of porn.
She sa
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| 10 |
16-07-2026 14:28 |
I left the house this morning to be greeted by a huge, wet dogshit in the middle
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| 10 |
16-07-2026 13:53 |
My mate went to get a tattoo of an Indian on his back.
Half way through he sai
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| 10 |
16-07-2026 09:52 |
I've just bought myself a new motor and its going to be a proper fanny magnet.
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| 10 |
10-07-2026 10:09 |
Winston goes to church and the vicar says "What's wrong my son?"
Winston says "
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| 10 |
07-07-2026 21:40 |
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know, and I don’t
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| 10 |
05-07-2026 08:26 |
I hate it when you walk into a room and totally forget why you went in there.
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| 10 |
04-07-2026 13:14 |
Growing up with a dyslexic father had its advantages.
Whenever he caught me sw
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| 9 |
17-07-2026 08:05 |
Its always flattering when someone says "You've got a nice bum"
Except when you
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| 9 |
15-07-2026 13:32 |
Just found out that cock fighting is done with chickens.....
That was 8 month
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| 9 |
15-07-2026 10:23 |
We were on a plane and the guy next to us started to be sick, so I got a paper b
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| 9 |
10-07-2026 10:46 |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we’re having a baby.
For insta
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| 9 |
05-07-2026 23:16 |
I was in a taxi today and the driver said "I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobod
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| 9 |
05-07-2026 11:52 |
I was so ugly as a child that the local pedo used to eat his own sweets.
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| 9 |
03-07-2026 07:32 |
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over a
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| 8 |
18-07-2026 14:55 |
I don't like Rap music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do.
And for the
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| 8 |
16-07-2026 09:57 |
It must be tough for someone who suffers from Bulimia and OCD. Eating alphabety
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| 8 |
13-07-2026 05:42 |
I walked into the lounge to find my wife breast feeding our son.
"How long do
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| 7 |
17-07-2026 11:25 |
Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle
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| 7 |
14-07-2026 18:30 |
I remember when I was a kid, I'd run out of the house when I heard Mr. Whippy co
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| 7 |
06-07-2026 17:20 |
This blind man with a beautiful woman stopped me in the street and said.
"Exc
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| 7 |
03-07-2026 07:52 |
To the Person who stole my glasses. I will find you.
I have contacts...
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| 6 |
18-07-2026 09:25 |
The teacher says to little Johnny, "If you had twelve Mars bars, of which Sanjee
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| 6 |
16-07-2026 05:46 |
I have a condition that makes me eat when I can’t sleep.
It’s called insom-no
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| 6 |
14-07-2026 14:55 |
Back when I was a kid, there was no internet.
So people would sometimes have t
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| 6 |
14-07-2026 06:08 |
I met a beautiful girl down at the park today.
Sparks flew, she fell at my fe
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| 6 |
13-07-2026 18:33 |
Not sure if I should be concerned, but I've just found my wife's wank sock.
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| 6 |
12-07-2026 21:32 |
The Police just been to my door holding a picture of my Wife
They said "Is th
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| 6 |
12-07-2026 21:16 |
I walked into a car showroom last night.
I said to the salesman, "My wife would
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| 6 |
10-07-2026 16:44 |
I got a job recently, in the sex industry.
The pay isn't too good, but at leas
|
| 6 |
10-07-2026 12:45 |
Jesus is at the last supper and takes the bread, blesses it, and says,
"Take th
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| 6 |
07-07-2026 21:42 |
My Red Indian mate Brown Bear introduced me to his wife last night....
"This is
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| 6 |
04-07-2026 14:37 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
16-07-2026 05:48 |
What's fat, ginger and pregnant?
Nothing.
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| 5 |
14-07-2026 18:25 |
Black people use hot sauce on everything because they have developed a taste for
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| 5 |
13-07-2026 14:04 |
Childproof your house all you want.
They still fucking get in.
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| 5 |
07-07-2026 21:38 |
My wife screamed, "You've got no feelings," and stormed out the house.
She's be
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| 5 |
04-07-2026 17:54 |
I read an article earlier that said it actually takes three sheep to make one ju
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| 4 |
18-07-2026 14:58 |
I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being
|
| 4 |
17-07-2026 20:47 |
The rabbi of a London synagogue who was taken hostage the other day has describe
|
| 4 |
16-07-2026 14:01 |
This maths test can predict your favourite film. Not sure how it works but it do
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| 4 |
16-07-2026 09:49 |
My dentist informed me today that I need a crown.
Finally, someone who underst
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| 4 |
12-07-2026 21:20 |
Always turn electrical equipment off at night other than two things
Refrigera
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| 4 |
27-06-2026 21:21 |
Just watching the England game, I was mistakenly cheering on Panama as they wer
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| 3 |
18-07-2026 15:19 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 3 |
18-07-2026 09:19 |
Gutted! My wife just left me because I never put the toilet seat down.
To be
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| 2 |
19-07-2026 11:02 |
can't believe the number of fucking foreigners coming to live in this country.
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| 2 |
19-07-2026 10:48 |
My current job application asked me if I suffered from any disabilities, so I pu
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| 2 |
19-07-2026 09:46 |
I just caught my foreskin in my zip.
That's the last time I wear these zip up
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| 2 |
04-07-2026 17:14 |
If the entire word “Bootylicious” can easily be read across your arse.
It’s p
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| 2 |
04-07-2026 16:47 |
Don't be ashamed of yourself.
That's your parents' job.
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| 2 |
04-07-2026 16:41 |
After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyo
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| 2 |
04-07-2026 14:42 |
A famous heart surgeon died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A coffin w
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| 2 |
04-07-2026 13:10 |
I was in a restaurant earlier when a group of electricians came in.
The waiter
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| 1 |
10-07-2026 09:15 |
I persuaded my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up h
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