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My wife found out I'd been masturbating to some strange types of porn. She said, "Come on, let's hear how filthy you are. What kind was it?" I said, "I'll give you a clue. It rhymes with 'plastics'." "Gymnastics!" she screamed, "Typical fucking man!" At this point I decided not to correct her.

notbaldbob (1145) · 10-07-2026 0911

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