theverydevilhimself 🥈

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I really am God's gift to women. I'm a cunt.

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Jokes by theverydevilhimself 🥈

Score Posted Joke
5 17-04-2026 15:07 Starmer says it is ‘staggering’ and ‘unforgivable’ he was not told Mandelson fai
5 14-04-2026 15:55 I saw a pretty lass in the pub last night, so I went over to talk to her. She
4 18-04-2026 10:23 I much prefer it when women make eye contact during sex. Which can be quite f
4 16-04-2026 05:37 Police are investigating claims Katy Perry sexually assaulted the Australian act
3 19-04-2026 16:52 I tried to log into my Facebook account recently, only to find I've been permane
3 13-04-2026 20:01 Meta is working on an AI clone of Mark Zuckerberg, so people can chat online wit
2 19-04-2026 19:22 At the bus stop today, two pregnant women struck up a conversation. One patte
2 19-04-2026 19:22 After taking all their land and forcing them on to reservations, white America e
2 16-04-2026 13:06 Meghan Markle is flogging £1,700 tickets to a wellness retreat in Sydney, descri
2 14-04-2026 15:52 What kind of paving did Hitler have on his driveway? Monobollock.