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I was in Glasgow yesterday, and this American tourist came up to me. He said, 'Say, buddy, I'm tired of all the plastic tourist crap in this town. Can you show me where I can find an authentic Glasgow cultural experience?' So I stabbed him.

theverydevilhimself 🥈 (2018) · 19-06-2026 1126

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Nah, true story :)

theverydevilhimself · 20-06-2026 1005
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nod to Trainspotting?

ianwatkins · 20-06-2026 0019
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