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I was looking through dating site profiles, and I found this single mother. Her profile info said, 'So you know from the start, I'm a package deal. Love me, love my kids.' That's the plan...

theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥈 (2108) · 06-08-2026 2125

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I saw one who insisted "love me, love my dog." Thought that was a bit much, tbh

scotty · 06-08-2026 2238
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