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Whaddaya call a Japanese homo? Tak Mashita.

theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥇 (2896) · 18-05-2026 0536
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Yup, Mashita is a genuine family name. Two kanji "Ma" has many meanings, but probably in a family name, it means "rice field" And "shita" means "below". So probably Nick's family name means "below the rice field".

OkiPaul · 25-05-2026 0409
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"Tak" doesn't exist as a Japanese name. You could have had Taka, Taku, or best of all, Take (means bamboo).

OkiPaul · 22-05-2026 0912
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Bizarrely, and I'm not inventing this, there is a BBC sports correspondent called Nick Mashita.

scotty · 18-05-2026 1849
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