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During my annual check-up I said, 'Well, Doc, what's the verdict? Think I'll live a long and healthy life?' He replied, 'Doubt it somehow. You see, Mercury is in Uranus right now.' 'Come on, Doc, I don't go in for any of that astrology bollocks!' 'Neither do I, my thermometer just broke.'
theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (3266) · 20-06-2026 1153Comments
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