So last week I went round to me Nan's for Sunday dinner. She'd put on a good spread; turkey, roasties, carrots, peas, gravy... AND THEN I CUMMED ON HER FACE!!!!!!!! (credit; whoever posted that idiotic non-joke classic on the old place back in the day. Still cracks me up to this day :D)
theverydevilhimself 🥉 🥈 🥇 (4446) · 26-09-2026 2243Comments
Make the most of your family. You'll wish you had when they're gone 😉
OffishGreenSeepage · 28-09-2026 1953If you shag her before rigours mortis sets in, it's like fucking your disabled mother. ...Again.
Facthunt · 28-09-2026 1452Written in crayon. Half chewed, spit soaked crayon
OffishGreenSeepage · 28-09-2026 1405Definitely Wayne. Who else would use cummed?
Gingerpubes · 27-09-2026 1849This is just a quote from Wayne Rooneys autobiography
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