At closing time last night I ended up walking up the road a bit behind a really gorgeous young lady. I figured she might have felt a bit uneasy with the circumstances, so I said, 'Wow. If only it was 1998, and I was 21 again!' She laughed and said, 'So you could chat me up, I'll bet!' I replied, 'No, back then the cops didn't even have my DNA on file. '