After some comments I made at work, Human Resources sent me to a Diversity, Equality and Inclusion seminar to 'broaden my perspective'. I was sceptical at first, but to be honest the course did open my eyes about a few things and how I treat my fellow human beings. Also, they laid on a big buffet lunch which was really tasty. At the end of the course the host told me, 'I think you've made the most progress of all today. I hope this seminar was constructive for you.' I replied, 'It sure was, thank you. Where's the toilet in this place, by the way? After that big lunch, I've got to go drown a darkie.'