One time I was out driving and I got stuck behind a learner, trundling along at 25 in a 40 zone. I started tailgating the cunt, flashing my lights and honking my horn. As soon as I got the chance to overtake I cut the bastard up, forcing him to brake sharply. As I sped off I turned to my passenger and said, 'Fucking learners! Complete pain in the arse, aren't they?' It was at that point he told me I'd failed my test.