Struggling actor on the phone with his agent one day: Agent: 'Hey, you won't believe the opportunity that's come up! Thought I'd give you first refusal.' Actor: 'Sounds interesting. What is it?' 'Well, it's only the movie role that's going to make you a star, a household name! You'll be at the Oscar ceremony this time next year, believe me! I won't lie to you though, there is one big "but" attached to the whole deal.' 'Okay, I'm intrigued. So what's this "big but", then?' 'Well, your co-star is Jennifer Lopez.'