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Cockwomble

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Posts by Cockwomble

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21 10-09-2026 11:28 Congratulations to Bonnie Blue on this big milestone… First time she’s had to
16 27-07-2026 14:45 I’ve decided to liven up my sex life… The mortuary doesn’t do it for me anymo
12 10-09-2026 17:05 What does my cock and Israel have in common? It’s small, it fucks women and
10 27-07-2026 15:20 Bonfirejour
9 15-09-2026 15:48 What’s a new born baby’s least favourite song? ‘Letby entertain you’.
9 27-07-2026 20:02 “Kids, listen very carefully to me, never ever talk to or get into a strangers c
9 05-07-2026 13:53 Alright, who’s told everyone about my erectile dysfunction? Everyone keeps as
8 27-07-2026 18:57 I used to have to knock on my girlfriends batty crease when I wanted anal… Now
8 24-04-2026 17:33 After visiting Sickipedia.net earlier, I’ve decided to liven my day up by going
7 10-09-2026 11:32 Bonnie Blue… The first woman ever to announce her second pregnancy before lea
6 16-09-2026 06:49 My psychologist reckons I’m addicted to “cheap dopamine”. What a load of boll
6 12-12-2025 17:33 I'm always left rather disappointed when they release a new batch of Epstein's p
5 05-10-2026 18:28 11 year old girl found dead on cricket pitch… Investigators are said to be st
5 05-10-2026 07:39 I know all this bollocks that kids can class themselves as “Non-Binary” these da
5 22-07-2026 19:33 Does a fish drink a glass of air?
5 26-04-2026 11:25 I bought a T shirt with the movie ‘Groundhog day’ on it years ago… Not worn a
5 22-12-2025 17:25 I’ll never forget the first time I saw my wife’s chocolate starfish… That nap
4 20-09-2026 09:54 A Muslim friend of mine introduced me to Halal meat before… Now all I have to
4 15-09-2026 20:14 I tipped out a bag of air in India and got done for fly tipping.
4 13-07-2026 19:01 It was awkward teaching my kids about the “birds and the bees”… None of them
3 27-07-2026 18:14 Have you ever had one of those moments before where something you did or said in
3 05-07-2026 13:49 I managed to floor 5 scaffolders yesterday… I knew I should have wrenched tho
2 14-12-2025 11:26 Bondie Beach