My girlfriend got pregnant because her coil didn't work. She's expecting a baby in the spring.
Adult Stickyagain 🥈 (1380) · 19-07-2026 1549After a prostate exam, the doctor quickly leaves and a nurse enters with a worried look. She whispers the words no man wants to hear: "Who the fuck was that guy?".
Adult Irishstu (117) · 01-08-2026 0610"Grasshopper, when you can snatch the pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to lea....." "Bastard......best of three?"
Adult garry6291 (571) · 05-08-2026 1555Why's a 16 year old like a five pound note? They're both legal and they're both tender.
Adult ianwatkins 🥉 (1842) · 07-08-2026 0625If you're ever attacked by a bear, simply lie down and play dead. If you’re not sure how to do this, here is a demonstration video of my ex-girlfriend during sex.
The gorgeous girl next door has started running. Every time I start to open my coat.
Large Kebab £7.00 Your Only Fans £9.99 Why would I pay more to look at the same thing without chips and a can of coke???
Adult supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1405) · 07-08-2026 1120I just saw the wife trip over and drop a massive basket of clothes she just ironed I watched it all unfold
Adult Irishstu (117) · 03-08-2026 2340When people ask me what I do for a living, I tell them I am a part-time gynaecologist! I wait for the doctor to go for lunch, sneak into his office and try to get through as many patients as I can in 45 minutes!
Adult Ash (7) · 02-08-2026 2149The gorgeous girl next door has started running. I’d love to take the credit. But it was probably the balaclava.
Adult WayOutWest (419) · 12-07-2026 2048True story. I taught at an English adult language school in Japan. Small class of 3 old ladies aged early 70s. Theme of the lesson was Japanese folklore. So, I got the ball rolling with the story of a Japanese prince who gave up his inheritance to marry a girl from the outcast society (burakumin). The three ladies were kinda shocked at the end when I mentioned they got married, and I was pleasantly surprised at my storytelling skill. Anyway. The lesson progressed rather hesitantly. However, their reaction kinda bugged me. About 5 days later, lying in bed, the whole horror suddenly hit me. I hadn't said "he fell in love and married with a burakumin girl". I had said "he fell in love and married with a bukakke girl"! Japan, 2003ish
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