I saw a woman in Tesco struggling to control her kids. She looked really stressed. Then she accidently knocked over and smashed a bottle of milk. She dropped to her knees and burst into tears, surrounded by spilled milk. It reminded me of something my dad used to say to my mum, so I walked over to her and said; "Get a fucking grip, you stupid cow."
Adult garry6291 🥉 (79) · 06-12-2025 1155Nobody was interested in my carpentry class. Then I offered to teach them how to make glory holes. Now they're all coming out of the woodwork.
Adult ianwatkins 🥇 🥇 (451) · 17-12-2025 1605My wife kicked me out last night for being drunk and "out of control." Fucking pathetic allowing women to be bouncers anyway.
Adult garry6291 🥉 (79) · 14-12-2025 1532I was mugged last night by a boy with a knife. The police think he was local as the knife still had butter on it.
Adult garry6291 🥉 (79) · 03-01-2026 1328I've ate so much food over Christmas that i had to phone a midwife tonight to help me go to the toilet.
Adult garry6291 🥉 (79) · 30-12-2025 1951Statistically- nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape
Adult supergalley 🥇 🥈 🥈 (382) · 01-12-2025 0312Why copy sickipedia, dude? You copycat. Create something original
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