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After a prostate exam, the doctor quickly leaves and a nurse enters with a worried look. She whispers the words no man wants to hear: "Who the fuck was that guy?".

Irishstu (132) · 01-08-2026 0610

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doctor: "Dave, this will be an experience...." paitent: "My names not DAVE! doctor: "mine is!"

NotEasilyOffended · 01-08-2026 2220
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Good joke +1

WayOutWest · 01-08-2026 1905
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Did he have both hands on your shoulders is more worrying

Gingerpubes · 01-08-2026 1220
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