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New 'Download' function added to Clips AI vectoring duplicate detection implemented for new jokes Duplicate joke database scanner added; sends detections to Moderators to review 'View Comments' added on the User Menu so you can find all comments on your own jokes 'Followed Jokes' added on User Menu so you can keep track of a joke you've commented on 'Super Vote' - Hold the ⬆️ for 2-4s if you think a joke is REALLY good and it gets double points eMail verification required for sign-up, to help combat enshitifying users IP blocking for confirmed abusers/serial downvoters New 'Download' function added to Clips AI vectoring duplicate detection implemented for new jokes Duplicate joke database scanner added; sends detections to Moderators to review 'View Comments' added on the User Menu so you can find all comments on your own jokes 'Followed Jokes' added on User Menu so you can keep track of a joke you've commented on 'Super Vote' - Hold the ⬆️ for 2-4s if you think a joke is REALLY good and it gets double points eMail verification required for sign-up, to help combat enshitifying users IP blocking for confirmed abusers/serial downvoters

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Posts by Baldlice

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13 02-08-2026 21:08 At the Library today I asked if they had any books on childbirth. The Librari
11 25-07-2026 20:21 Whats pink and hard? A pig with a flick knife.
10 20-07-2026 13:23 What do the World Cup and the 2nd World War have in common? When its over the
10 30-06-2026 22:09 My Wife says she is going to leave me if I don’t stop Gambling. I think she’s
10 27-06-2026 10:29 Short skirt. Crutchless panties. Stockings and Suspenders. See through Bra.
9 06-08-2026 19:23 If you're ever attacked by a bear, simply lie down and play dead. If you’re n
8 17-07-2026 21:26 Yesterday I got accused of being homophobic. Absolute bollocks. I love Lesbia
8 26-06-2026 10:06 What have you got if you have Gemma Collins on one arm and Vanessa Feltz on the
8 24-06-2026 18:17 A tidal wave has just hit near the Essex Coast causing mass drownings. Appare
7 19-07-2026 22:19 I was watching a documentary today about North Korea’s nuclear capability. My W
7 25-06-2026 12:29 Gareth had a little lamb. His father had one too. If you are in to beastiality
7 24-06-2026 11:14 When I was growing up mum always used to say “Boys will be Boys” To be fair,
4 23-06-2026 22:23 I got kicked out of the British Museum today for touching the Little Soldier.