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14 02-08-2026 21:08 At the Library today I asked if they had any books on childbirth. The Librari
10 06-08-2026 19:23 If you're ever attacked by a bear, simply lie down and play dead. If you’re n
10 20-07-2026 13:23 What do the World Cup and the 2nd World War have in common? When its over the
10 30-06-2026 22:09 My Wife says she is going to leave me if I don’t stop Gambling. I think she’s
10 27-06-2026 10:29 Short skirt. Crutchless panties. Stockings and Suspenders. See through Bra.
8 08-08-2026 20:21 I always thought Phone sex was great until I got a Nokia 4562. The ridges on
8 17-07-2026 21:26 Yesterday I got accused of being homophobic. Absolute bollocks. I love Lesbia
8 26-06-2026 10:06 What have you got if you have Gemma Collins on one arm and Vanessa Feltz on the
8 24-06-2026 18:17 A tidal wave has just hit near the Essex Coast causing mass drownings. Appare
7 19-07-2026 22:19 I was watching a documentary today about North Korea’s nuclear capability. My W
7 25-06-2026 12:29 Gareth had a little lamb. His father had one too. If you are in to beastiality
7 24-06-2026 11:14 When I was growing up mum always used to say “Boys will be Boys” To be fair,
4 23-06-2026 22:23 I got kicked out of the British Museum today for touching the Little Soldier.