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Ash

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9 17-10-2026 04:19 I just split up with my cross eyed wife!😵‍💫 We weren't seeing eye to eye!🥽
8 02-09-2026 14:04 I was going to make a lasagne from scratch but I ran out of scratch!
8 02-08-2026 21:49 When people ask me what I do for a living, I tell them I am a part-time gynaecol
7 29-08-2026 23:16 I heard they just fired a policeman, Officer Neil Neck fired cos of his name!
6 29-10-2026 19:17 I bumped into my Ex-wife the other day, had to reverse just to make sure! Goo
6 16-09-2026 07:58 Newsflash: £9,99 for 18 cans of Carlberg in Aldi! Breaking News: After 17 cans I
4 29-10-2026 21:42 Why was Patrick Stewarts latest wife so mad at him? Because he had previously
4 29-10-2026 19:34 now with wireless charge! meme
4 22-10-2026 22:07 Just had an argument with my fridge! Apparently I lost it but they kept their
4 01-10-2026 12:11 I watched way too many chat shows over the years, as a result, I now have Michae
2 16-09-2026 00:17 [Meme] meme
1 01-11-2026 08:20 I tried surfing for the first time in Dover, got hit by 12 dinghies coming strai