We were waiting to pick the kids up at the school and I said to the bloke next to me, "Look at the arse and the size of those tits on that little blonde fucker there, I'll rattle the arse off her as soon as she reaches sixteen. " "Do you mind? " he replied, "that's someone's daughter you know. " "Yes, I do know, " I answered, "mine. "
Incest Kimjongreject (298) · 11-12-2025 1950Tuna fish and lavender must be my favourite smell. It brings back memories when I was a kid sniffing through my Nan's knickers draw.
Incest Joeydeaconsbastard (410) · 20-06-2026 1846The "modern" definition of incest: When you can taste your dad's fanny on your mum's cock.
Incest Stickyagain 🥉 (541) · 25-05-2026 1714I walked in on my little sister giving her fanny a battering with a jumbo cucumber and got annoyed, "I was going to eat that later!" Obviously I didn't eat it later because it would have tasted of cucumber!
Incest DdraigGoch (489) · 16-12-2025 2247What is the highlight of a Norfolk wedding? The speech by the father of the happy couple.
Incest Dristarg (68) · 02-06-2026 1339Daughter asks father "Can you lend me 20 quid?" Father says "Only if you give me a blow job" Daughter says "Leave it out you sick bastard!" Father says "Well, the offer's there - take it or leave it." Daughter is really desperate for the money so she finally agrees, she gets on her hands and knees, pulls down his strides and gets his knob out, the cries "That's disgusting, it stinks of shit!" Father replies "Oh yeah, forgot to mention, your brother wanted to borrow the car earlier..."
Incest Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 23-06-2026 1111A boy goes into the bathroom and starts pleasuring himself, forgetting that he hasn't locked the door. In walks his Mum. "Erm... I... erm..." "That's OK", says his Mum, "but this is how you should do it" and she demonstrates ... anyhow, they get so carried away that before you know it, they're fully at it on the bathroom floor. When they finish, she says "you're even better than your father" to which the son says "yep, that's what my sister said too".
Incest Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 02-06-2026 2121My sister was given the shove by her boyfriend, and said to me, "Bruv, I wish I was dead" So I took her to bed and gave her some brotherly love.
Incest Dristarg (68) · 12-06-2026 0903