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What's the worst thing that can happen when you are fucking your sister? The cot breaks.

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Squeaky (1465) · 22-07-2026 0758
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Got thrown out of an orgy in Norfolk. I wasn't related.

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Joeydeaconsbastard (998) · 10-07-2026 2301
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I want my kids to have everything I never had. Unfortunately for them, I never had an abusive father.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 06-08-2026 1647
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We were waiting to pick the kids up at the school and I said to the bloke next to me, "Look at the arse and the size of those tits on that little blonde fucker there, I'll rattle the arse off her as soon as she reaches sixteen. " "Do you mind? " he replied, "that's someone's daughter you know. " "Yes, I do know, " I answered, "mine. "

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Kimjongreject (286) · 11-12-2025 1950
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My 14-year-old daughter came out of her room in a top and shorts that left little to the imagination. I said, 'And where do you think you're going dressed like that, young lady?' 'I'm going down the park with my mates, and you can't stop me!' 'The hell you are! Go to your room and take those off right now!' 'Up yours, Dad! I'm not having you tell me I can only go out if I get changed into something you approve of, you old prude!' 'I don't recall saying anything about getting changed into something else.'

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 07-08-2026 0913
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Tuna fish and lavender must be my favourite smell. It brings back memories when I was a kid sniffing through my Nan's knickers draw.

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Joeydeaconsbastard (998) · 20-06-2026 1846
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The "modern" definition of incest: When you can taste your dad's fanny on your mum's cock.

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Stickyagain 🥈 (1380) · 25-05-2026 1714
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I walked in on my little sister giving her fanny a battering with a jumbo cucumber and got annoyed, "I was going to eat that later!" Obviously I didn't eat it later because it would have tasted of cucumber!

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DdraigGoch (659) · 16-12-2025 2247
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I've finally told my daughter she's adopted. Don't feel to bad about the incest now.

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Joeydeaconsbastard (998) · 23-07-2026 1931
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My favourite song is teardrops on my pillow. Takes me back to the days when I used to babysit my niece.

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Joeydeaconsbastard (998) · 01-07-2026 2226
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Bert phones his boss Bert: I can't come into work today, Boss. I'm sick. Boss: How sick are you? Bert: I'm in bed with my sister.

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Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 30-06-2026 1104
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What is the highlight of a Norfolk wedding? The speech by the father of the happy couple.

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Dristarg (102) · 02-06-2026 1339
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Daughter asks father "Can you lend me 20 quid?" Father says "Only if you give me a blow job" Daughter says "Leave it out you sick bastard!" Father says "Well, the offer's there - take it or leave it." Daughter is really desperate for the money so she finally agrees, she gets on her hands and knees, pulls down his strides and gets his knob out, the cries "That's disgusting, it stinks of shit!" Father replies "Oh yeah, forgot to mention, your brother wanted to borrow the car earlier..."

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Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 23-06-2026 1111
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It was awkward teaching my kids about the “birds and the bees”… None of them could get wet enough.

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Cockwomble (93) · 13-07-2026 1901
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A boy goes into the bathroom and starts pleasuring himself, forgetting that he hasn't locked the door. In walks his Mum. "Erm... I... erm..." "That's OK", says his Mum, "but this is how you should do it" and she demonstrates ... anyhow, they get so carried away that before you know it, they're fully at it on the bathroom floor. When they finish, she says "you're even better than your father" to which the son says "yep, that's what my sister said too".

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Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 02-06-2026 2121
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My sister was given the shove by her boyfriend, and said to me, "Bruv, I wish I was dead" So I took her to bed and gave her some brotherly love.

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Dristarg (102) · 12-06-2026 0903
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