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04-08-2026 23:28 |
Princess Eugenie has given birth to a baby girl in Lisbon.
Sarah Ferguson spoke
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21-06-2026 05:48 |
I saw a middle-aged man in a terrible wig and shouted "Oi, what do you identify
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27-07-2026 10:54 |
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05-08-2026 13:00 |
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28-07-2026 09:35 |
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09-07-2026 19:55 |
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28-07-2026 09:56 |
On a holiday in Johannesburg I got talking to a liberal hippie chick in a late n
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28-07-2026 00:24 |
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| 10 |
15-07-2026 07:55 |
How do you torture a homosexual?
Throw him into a bottomless pit!
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10-07-2026 14:20 |
I'm not saying my niece is fat, but she's started to get a tan off the little la
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23-06-2026 11:55 |
When I was a little boy, my uncle used to take me into the woods play Pooh Stick
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17-06-2026 23:58 |
My wife won me over with the line "I love the big bulge in your jeans, it really
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14-08-2026 16:47 |
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12-08-2026 02:09 |
ECLIPSE DAY!!
I would just like to take the opportunity to wish my fellow BFH-
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30-07-2026 21:39 |
I hate solicitors and don't understand the law, it's so complicated.
My next do
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27-06-2026 15:17 |
Three Aussie guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building p
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21-06-2026 05:49 |
What is the biggest all-time dilemma for a Jew?
Free ham!
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20-06-2026 12:02 |
What was the last thing to go through that train driver's head?
A British Ra
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| 8 |
18-06-2026 07:23 |
Why do niggers and Pakis smell so bad?
So the blind can hate them too!
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12-06-2026 16:50 |
What do you call a Scouser in a suit?
A) The deceased.
B) The accused.
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03-06-2026 08:14 |
I was having an argument with my mate Dave in the pub about which British based
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03-06-2026 07:23 |
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09-05-2026 15:04 |
Alice and Eddie, a middle-aged couple had been finding it increasingly difficult
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20-02-2026 08:55 |
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16-12-2025 22:47 |
I walked in on my little sister giving her fanny a battering with a jumbo cucumb
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| 7 |
21-06-2026 04:50 |
What do niglets call Father's Day?
Sunday!
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| 7 |
17-06-2026 22:21 |
I went to school with someone who was quite sexually precocious and who quickly
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| 7 |
14-06-2026 14:12 |
A guy goes to the Doctor worried that his dick has turned bright orange. Over a
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| 7 |
06-06-2026 11:37 |
A young Greek boy is walking in the hills above his hometown when he happens acr
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05-06-2026 15:48 |
Statistics inform us that:
Nearly ⅓ of British children are obese.
&
Most
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02-06-2026 08:45 |
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21-02-2026 21:41 |
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17-02-2026 20:39 |
The Flintstones cartoon has been syndicated to parts of the middle East.
Appare
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16-02-2026 12:40 |
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14-02-2026 22:10 |
A solicitor calls his wealthy art collector client and says, "Sir Ian, I have so
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| 7 |
09-12-2025 15:39 |
What's better than winning gold in the Special Olympics?
The taste of the windo
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01-07-2026 09:37 |
[Meme]
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06-06-2026 14:19 |
Tips from Wales on how to get the most satisfying sex -
Wear Wellington boots,
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31-05-2026 14:52 |
From the Dark Comic genius mind of Icelander Þórarinn Hugleikur Dagsson.
meme
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30-05-2026 22:20 |
If SuperGlue is so good, how come we can get the top off in the first place? 🤔
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| 6 |
29-05-2026 10:08 |
Statistics suggest that black people are 4 times more likely to not have a garde
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| 6 |
29-05-2026 09:06 |
A friend of mine is a real grammar-Nazi.
He had become upset after receiving a
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| 6 |
22-05-2026 09:01 |
If manufacturers were more honest . . .
meme
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09-05-2026 15:55 |
Little Jerome stole a bike.
Moments later he cycled through a junction, was hi
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14-02-2026 00:28 |
[Meme]
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04-01-2026 18:07 |
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02-01-2026 10:13 |
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03-08-2026 07:39 |
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01-07-2026 09:06 |
A gang of special Olympians ran into a bar.
The barman said "Hey, why the mong
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21-06-2026 05:05 |
I just passed a recruitment poster for the St John's Ambulance brigade, it was c
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| 5 |
20-06-2026 21:35 |
Q. How many potatoes does it take to kill a million Irish people?
A. None!
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01-06-2026 05:34 |
1970s -
In the dayroom of a ward at Broadmoor Hospital there's a bestialist, a s
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| 5 |
01-06-2026 05:29 |
I spent 20 minutes banging and slamming around the house and eventually screamed
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| 5 |
29-05-2026 10:02 |
My wife decided that we should try role play to spice up our sex life, she bough
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| 5 |
16-04-2026 08:00 |
A woman ran into a police station shrieking "Help, help, I've been aped!"
The D
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| 5 |
09-04-2026 17:23 |
I was clearing out my late Nan's house and I found an interesting looking Chines
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| 5 |
20-03-2026 12:40 |
The civil trial against alleged IRA grandee Gerry Adams over 3 bombings in Brita
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| 5 |
16-03-2026 12:24 |
I was queuing in the supermarket yesterday when an old dear collapsed and died a
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| 5 |
10-03-2026 22:08 |
Add a hilarious twist to a classic practical joke.
Fill your Nan's whoopee cush
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| 5 |
06-03-2026 09:50 |
I had to see my GP yesterday with dizzy spells, he has told me that I need to ma
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| 5 |
06-03-2026 09:30 |
1990s - two fellas talking in the pub:
"My grandfather turned 100 last week, st
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| 5 |
27-02-2026 07:35 |
[Meme]
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| 5 |
15-02-2026 18:27 |
[Meme]
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| 5 |
13-02-2026 23:31 |
Do you like flowers but don't have time for gardening?
Just pay someone to run
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| 5 |
12-02-2026 18:56 |
[Meme]
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| 5 |
11-02-2026 08:58 |
[Meme]
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| 5 |
11-02-2026 08:56 |
Why was the anti-vaxxer's 3 year old kid crying?
Mid life crisis!
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| 5 |
09-12-2025 08:08 |
Think about how stupid the average person is.
Then realise that half the world
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| 4 |
04-08-2026 09:44 |
[Meme]
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| 4 |
09-07-2026 09:26 |
Bonnie Tyler -
Currently David Fuller's favourite CILF.
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| 4 |
02-07-2026 09:38 |
Keir Starmer walked out of a pharmacy, having just collected his prescription, a
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| 4 |
25-06-2026 14:55 |
[Meme]
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| 4 |
21-06-2026 07:19 |
I'm looking forward to my Father's Day meal later, local gastro-pub which does a
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| 4 |
21-06-2026 04:59 |
What do Donald Trump's kids give him on Father's Day to keep him busy all day?
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| 4 |
04-06-2026 07:10 |
We had a family get together in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysil
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| 4 |
04-06-2026 05:35 |
Scottish politics:
Alex Salmond.
Nichola Sturgeon.
Smells a bit fishy to me
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| 4 |
03-06-2026 00:41 |
Pfizer Industries, (manufacturer of Viagra), postulated a question to the world
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| 4 |
12-05-2026 07:48 |
[Meme]
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| 4 |
12-03-2026 21:14 |
[Meme]
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| 4 |
07-03-2026 10:06 |
What's blue and smells of Holly?
Huntley's cock!
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| 4 |
07-03-2026 00:18 |
Evel Knievel's deep south cousin is attempting to emulate his achievements and s
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| 4 |
14-02-2026 22:06 |
What's orange & yellow and would look good on James Corden?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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| 4 |
14-02-2026 21:13 |
[Meme]
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12-02-2026 18:42 |
[Meme]
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| 4 |
20-01-2026 08:44 |
I stumbled across a YouTube channel just now, there was a woman reading out a li
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| 4 |
07-01-2026 20:35 |
[Meme]
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| 4 |
02-01-2026 23:37 |
[Meme]
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| 4 |
18-12-2025 10:35 |
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach." - Fanny Fern
"I prefer to
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| 4 |
09-12-2025 15:33 |
I was at the currency exchange today waiting in line. There was just one lady in
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| 3 |
01-07-2026 21:43 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 3 |
28-05-2026 19:39 |
I took my elderly sick German shepherd dog to the veterinarian and told him "Unf
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| 3 |
19-05-2026 19:58 |
The main benefit of going to a nightclub in Rhyl or Barry?
The GILFs are still
|
| 3 |
04-04-2026 00:35 |
I ate too many large omelettes in a week and got badly constipated.
Saw my GP,
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| 3 |
27-03-2026 09:42 |
My cousin has been working as a groundsman at a massive country estate in Hampsh
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| 3 |
25-03-2026 06:36 |
"Please send me money so that we can end the suffering of all these poor caged b
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| 3 |
19-03-2026 10:15 |
[Meme]
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| 3 |
02-03-2026 08:53 |
[Meme]
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| 3 |
20-02-2026 08:52 |
Is it just me or are all women's chat-up lines getting really lame?
If I'm in
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| 3 |
18-02-2026 17:01 |
This young married couple moved in next door to me, they seem pleasant enough bu
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| 3 |
18-02-2026 16:31 |
[Meme]
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| 3 |
17-02-2026 20:46 |
[Meme]
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| 3 |
07-02-2026 15:43 |
[Meme]
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| 3 |
07-02-2026 10:16 |
[Meme]
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| 3 |
01-02-2026 18:22 |
[Meme]
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| 3 |
30-01-2026 09:44 |
[Meme]
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| 3 |
07-01-2026 20:52 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 3 |
07-01-2026 20:31 |
Q. What goes . . .
black
white
red
black
white
red
black
white
red
bla
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| 3 |
06-01-2026 00:31 |
[Meme]
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| 3 |
03-01-2026 11:38 |
[Meme]
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| 3 |
15-12-2025 22:24 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 3 |
11-12-2025 09:34 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 3 |
09-12-2025 08:18 |
Remember -
72.6% of all statistics are made up on spot.
The other 33.8% contai
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| 2 |
01-07-2026 09:13 |
A young mother is taking a shower but forgot to lock the bathroom door, her five
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| 2 |
21-06-2026 04:46 |
One night there was a fire in a block of flats.
On the ground floor there lived
|
| 2 |
03-04-2026 16:52 |
Q. What's the difference between
a barrowload of diarrhoea
&
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| 2 |
09-03-2026 11:02 |
I watched the Wales rugby team play on the weekend. Depressing, got steaming.
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| 2 |
27-02-2026 10:41 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 2 |
27-02-2026 09:43 |
I have to admit, I'm ashamed of my sister, she's not a good parent.
When my nie
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| 2 |
18-12-2025 10:20 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 2 |
10-12-2025 12:32 |
Last year I bought my 5-year old nephew a jigsaw for Christmas.
Terrible idea
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| 1 |
20-03-2026 16:02 |
Chuck Norris stood before God for judgement. God rose from the Throne Of Grace a
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| 1 |
15-02-2026 18:20 |
The programmer who invented Predictive Text has sadly died. His former employee
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