| 7 |
14-02-2026 22:10 |
A solicitor calls his wealthy art collector client and says, "Sir Ian, I have so
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| 7 |
16-12-2025 22:47 |
I walked in on my little sister giving her fanny a battering with a jumbo cucumb
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| 7 |
09-12-2025 15:39 |
What's better than winning gold in the Special Olympics?
The taste of the windo
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| 6 |
17-02-2026 20:39 |
The Flintstones cartoon has been syndicated to parts of the middle East.
Appare
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| 5 |
10-03-2026 22:08 |
Add a hilarious twist to a classic practical joke.
Fill your Nan's whoopee cush
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| 5 |
06-03-2026 09:50 |
I had to see my GP yesterday with dizzy spells, he has told me that I need to ma
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| 5 |
06-03-2026 09:30 |
1990s - two fellas talking in the pub:
"My grandfather turned 100 last week, st
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| 5 |
11-02-2026 08:56 |
Why was the anti-vaxxer's 3 year old kid crying?
Mid life crisis!
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| 5 |
09-12-2025 08:08 |
Think about how stupid the average person is.
Then realise that half the world
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| 4 |
09-04-2026 17:23 |
I was clearing out my late Nan's house and I found an interesting looking Chines
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| 4 |
20-03-2026 12:40 |
The civil trial against alleged IRA grandee Gerry Adams over 3 bombings in Brita
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| 4 |
16-03-2026 12:24 |
I was queuing in the supermarket yesterday when an old dear collapsed and died a
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| 4 |
07-03-2026 10:06 |
What's blue and smells of Holly?
Huntley's cock!
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| 4 |
07-03-2026 00:18 |
Evel Knievel's deep south cousin is attempting to emulate his achievements and s
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| 4 |
13-02-2026 23:31 |
Do you like flowers but don't have time for gardening?
Just pay someone to run
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| 4 |
11-02-2026 09:09 |
When Rosie Jones was in class, her teacher asked her what job she wanted to do w
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| 4 |
20-01-2026 08:44 |
I stumbled across a YouTube channel just now, there was a woman reading out a li
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| 4 |
18-12-2025 10:35 |
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach." - Fanny Fern
"I prefer to
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| 4 |
09-12-2025 15:33 |
I was at the currency exchange today waiting in line. There was just one lady in
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| 3 |
27-03-2026 09:42 |
My cousin has been working as a groundsman at a massive country estate in Hampsh
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| 3 |
25-03-2026 06:36 |
"Please send me money so that we can end the suffering of all these poor caged b
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| 3 |
20-02-2026 08:52 |
Is it just me or are all women's chat-up lines getting really lame?
If I'm in
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| 3 |
18-02-2026 17:01 |
This young married couple moved in next door to me, they seem pleasant enough bu
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| 3 |
14-02-2026 22:06 |
What's orange & yellow and would look good on James Corden?
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| 3 |
07-01-2026 20:31 |
Q. What goes . . .
black
white
red
black
white
red
black
white
red
bla
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| 3 |
09-12-2025 08:18 |
Remember -
72.6% of all statistics are made up on spot.
The other 33.8% contai
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| 2 |
04-04-2026 00:35 |
I ate too many large omelettes in a week and got badly constipated.
Saw my GP,
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| 2 |
03-04-2026 16:52 |
Q. What's the difference between
a barrowload of diarrhoea
&
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| 2 |
09-03-2026 11:02 |
I watched the Wales rugby team play on the weekend. Depressing, got steaming.
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| 2 |
27-02-2026 09:43 |
I have to admit, I'm ashamed of my sister, she's not a good parent.
When my nie
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| 2 |
10-12-2025 12:32 |
Last year I bought my 5-year old nephew a jigsaw for Christmas.
Terrible idea
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| 2 |
04-12-2025 08:45 |
Statistics suggest that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape!
(Let's get some o
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| 1 |
20-03-2026 16:02 |
Chuck Norris stood before God for judgement. God rose from the Throne Of Grace a
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| 1 |
15-02-2026 18:20 |
The programmer who invented Predictive Text has sadly died. His former employee
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