Alice and Eddie, a middle-aged couple had been finding it increasingly difficult to pay their bills in Starmer's Britain. When a £300 electric bill arrived Eddie said "There's only one thing for it my love, you're going to have to go on the game!" So Alice got scrubbed up, put her most alluring underwear on and Eddie dropped her at the docks, "I'll pick you up at 4am, make sure that you get at least £300!" 4am arrives, Eddie pulls up next to the docks and Alice climbed into the car looking a bit disheveled, immediately she announced "I have enough to pay the bill, and a bit left over". Eddie asked "How much did you get altogether?" "Three hundred pounds and fifty pence" she replied. George, slightly surprised, said "Well done my love, but who on earth gave you fifty pence??!" Alice, looked puzzled and answered, "They all did!"