A young mother is taking a shower but forgot to lock the bathroom door, her five year old son wanders in to use the toilet. He is immediately distracted by his mother's nakedness and, goggle-eyed, points between her legs saying "Mummy, what is THAT??!" Unprepared for such a conversation, and thinking her son far too young for the 'birds and bees' conversation she thinks quickly and says "When I was your age, my Papa was chopping firewood out back, I stood too close and got hit there by the axe." He quickly replies, "Gosh Mum, unlucky, he chopped you right in the cunt!!"