One night there was a fire in a block of flats. On the ground floor there lived an elderly couple, they both died of smoke inhalation. On the first floor lived a middle-aged professional married couple, they both died of burns. On the second floor there were three students in a flat-share, they were all burned to a crisp. On the third floor lived a Pakistani doctor and his family of eight, they were also incinerated. On the top floor there lived a couple of young gay guys, they got out quickly and unscathed. How? They already had their shit packed!