I was having an argument with my mate Dave in the pub about which British based male singer had the most distinctive voice, he decided to start canvasing other customers in the pub; The first person he asked said "Definitely George Michael . . . or perhaps Elton John?" The next person he asked said "It's bound to be Freddie Mercury . . . or perhaps Will Young?" He asked another person, they said "It's got to be Marc Almond . . . or is it Boy George?" Another customer suggested "Definitely Mika. . . no wait, it might be Olly Alexander?" The last person he asked said "Probably Jimmy Somerville . . . or maybe Holly Johnson?" Dave was getting really frustrated by this point and snapped "For Christ's sake, can't anyone give me a straight answer?"