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New 'Download' function added to Clips AI vectoring duplicate detection implemented for new jokes Duplicate joke database scanner added; sends detections to Moderators to review 'View Comments' added on the User Menu so you can find all comments on your own jokes 'Followed Jokes' added on User Menu so you can keep track of a joke you've commented on 'Super Vote' - Hold the ⬆️ for 2-4s if you think a joke is REALLY good and it gets double points eMail verification required for sign-up, to help combat enshitifying users IP blocking for confirmed abusers/serial downvoters New 'Download' function added to Clips AI vectoring duplicate detection implemented for new jokes Duplicate joke database scanner added; sends detections to Moderators to review 'View Comments' added on the User Menu so you can find all comments on your own jokes 'Followed Jokes' added on User Menu so you can keep track of a joke you've commented on 'Super Vote' - Hold the ⬆️ for 2-4s if you think a joke is REALLY good and it gets double points eMail verification required for sign-up, to help combat enshitifying users IP blocking for confirmed abusers/serial downvoters
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Daughter asks father "Can you lend me 20 quid?" Father says "Only if you give me a blow job" Daughter says "Leave it out you sick bastard!" Father says "Well, the offer's there - take it or leave it." Daughter is really desperate for the money so she finally agrees, she gets on her hands and knees, pulls down his strides and gets his knob out, the cries "That's disgusting, it stinks of shit!" Father replies "Oh yeah, forgot to mention, your brother wanted to borrow the car earlier..."

Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 23-06-2026 1111

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